Ha ha ha!Quote:
Originally Posted by FlashLackey
I'm glad you said it. I was thinking about it, but glad I left it for you to say. ;)
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Ha ha ha!Quote:
Originally Posted by FlashLackey
I'm glad you said it. I was thinking about it, but glad I left it for you to say. ;)
let it go guys... let it go.
Hey, I was just agreeing with what seemed to be FL alluding to the thread becoming way too much like comparing wangs. It wasn't needed for the points still to be made. ;)
I was writing a long post, but thought of a better answer (i'll leave the long post anyway).
A bunch of men talking about what women want. Who of you know what women want? (only Mel Gibson).
And, for the record...I can't believe you silver: you saying Carly's opinion on this subject doesn't count? if there's someone in this forum that knows about satisfying a woman, it's definitely her.
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I really think you all are taking this too seriously. You must be geeks. Numbers, time, as if it is a mathematical formula.
It varies so much, from person to person, and from place and time, you cannot really put numbers to it. It's not like you just turn on your tool, drill for 5 minutes and that's it. There are times when you don't even have to drill to finish the job. There are times when you have to stop drilling just because the mood was lost, or your favorite tv series is about to start. There are times when you 'go to work' on a Friday, and you both don't know after a while if it's monday or tuesday already. It can be funny, fun, passionate, kinky, drunk, weird, cool.
So really, if your girlfriends are like countdown timers that are always reliable, like a nuclear watch, then there's a problem there. If it always seems to be the same, then I predict it's not good either for the boy or the girl. I'd say that if your girl hasn't ever told you 'don't keep trying, it won't happen to me today, but let me do something for you', then she's not honest and she fakes.
All in all, that's for guys in relashionships, but for single guys: why do you care about what she wants or what she finds pleasing? ;)
So... are we saying that this original story of the man getting stabbed and still masturbating could have taken only 5 minutes?
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^that^Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick
Wait wait wait. In all this sarcasm I can't figure out if this is seriousness or not. If it is, well ****. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by TheOriginalFlashDavo
I don't know, I thought it was fairly easy to tell the the serious posts from the sarcastic/tongue in cheek posts. ;)
In all honesty, should anyone be taking any discussion on sex in a public forum too seriously? Haven't we all been exposed to sports change room banter at some stage during our lives?
Anyway, the end result is the funniest FK thread in ages!!
I have the official answer. I heard a commercial for Levitra last night and the announcer said that you should contact a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, so the most time it should last is four hours.
Any longer is too long.
Of course, you might have trouble getting to the doctor if you have to travel by public transport.
;)
not everything that you see in porn movies works in real life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSEULLJUQGg
Hey, you know Chaser??
Actually no. That video was featured at digg. Though now I'm watching others, and these guys are pretty funny
I really think it's ok when both people are into math. We have an abacus next to our bed, just for counting orgasms. Definitely adds to the experience. That's how I know 15-25 is normal.Quote:
Originally Posted by argonauta
^you sure you're looking at the right beads?
Yep. We double-check each others math for errors.
wait. an abacus next to the bed?
now that's new.
since this is still going on i guess id let you all know i asked 5 of the gap girls today ranging from 18-23.
The majority of them said that 15 minutes would be a good time, 30 minutes would be the longest they perfered.
The all said that 2 hours for one session non stop would bore the **** out of them. So apparently the girls in the area i live in are completely differnt then the girls you guys are with.
So basicly we have a bunch of guys telling me one thing, and carly and zak g/f backing that up.
And then 7 girls that iv asked that all agree that 30 minutes is not a quickie.
So again all i was saying was that not all girls like to go for long amounts of time. Apparently a group of guys knows better then a group of girls.
Dude... let it go. I did a quick survey of my lady friends, ex-girlfriends, and ranging from 25-31, they all said that 30 minutes and less was a disappointment.
Guess the older they get, the more experience they get, the closer the woman gets to their sexual prime, the more they want... you'd better pack a lunch type of ordeal. And you better bring variety... learn how to stroke it differently dude.
And that's coming from a bunch of women.
Seriously. I think it's just a difference of opinion and it's one that we'll not agree upon at all. And if the comment about friction comes up again... I'll send you a bottle of KY Intimate to assist. I've never seen that as a problem in my life either.
It's ok dude. We're past it. We're onto how an abacus next to the bed might not be bumped and the count reset. I'm curious about that one myself.
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Originally Posted by argonauta
:) one of the few television highlights in my viewing week...
roget with the Beatles, the crazy warehouse guy, classic television.
david