I'm a professional web designer

Complete the following phrase with signs of incompetence.

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I'm a professonal web designer

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with multimillion dollar contracts.
My client wants torches and dancing bears I can do this in word but I always have problems with front page

...when my client asked for SSL, I told them the only server side language I knew was CGI. Tripod doesn't support PHP.

I can do anything in flash.


they hired him.... mofo be a master of the shape tween... that's about it though. Jackaroo throws down some mad table tags to, but I guess he has to not knowing didly poo about css

I'm a professonal web designer

...that can bring to life your wildest dreams for only 10.00 an hour.

I'm a professional web designer...

...where can I download the Flash Kit at...?

I'm a professonal web designer

No matter what I do my movies won't show up on geocities.
I want a refund.

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Originally Posted by EVPohovich

I'm a professional web designer...

...where can I download the Flash Kit at...?

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priceless.

I'm a professional web designer:

Trust me, the site will look ten times more professional if I put a username and password textbox right there. It will make guests think you have important VIP clientele.

welcome to my webpage

I'm a professional web designer...

I want to display a picture to be 7 inches long by 9 inches tall.

I'm a professional web designer...

My Client is a fish warehouse. Does the latest version of flash have scratch and smeill?

I'm a professional web designer...

Let me know if you're interested in my services, you can contact me at [email protected]

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Originally Posted by creativeinsomnia

I'm a professional web designer...

Let me know if you're interested in my services, you can contact me at [email protected]

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:D

lmfao at that e-mail addy.

I'm a professional web designer choose me and your journey to the dark side will be complete. However for 10 dollars an hour i recommend Gerbick.

Easy there shadowking.

We can keep this fun without resorting to flaming.

Flaming? It was a simple post with no offense intended. He said he would work for the rate in another post. The rest is completely inoffensive. I'm sorry i entered your thread i do try to stay out of the stupid ones my mistake. Different sense of humor thats for sure.

I'm a professional web designer...
because i can make my own 'under construction' animated gifs

i modify templatemonster templates

I can scroll text and make music play...nice!!