Did you ever see two dogs meeting each other for the first time? The first thing that they do is to smell each others butt. Did you ever wonder WHY??? Sit back, relax, and let SwishY will tell you just why they do this.
Once upon a time, a long, long time ago… back when dogs weren't like they are today, their butts were removable. Every night all of the dogs would gather down at the local neighborhood party center. Of course not just any dog would be allowed inside. Every dog was checked first at the door, and if they didn't look "just right", the doorman (doordog?) would not let them in. Once they were inside of the party center, they were all required to take their butts off , and hang them up by the front door. Then the dogs would drink, party and have the best time possible!
Well as it turns out, there we some dogs that were never allowed into the party center. They became very jealous, and one night they planned on getting even with all of the other dogs. So late that night, while all of the dogs were inside partying and having fun, they started a small fire outside. One of the other dogs then ran inside the party center and started a big commotion by yelling FIRE !!! FIRE !!!
Well all of the dogs inside were all half drunk and getting waisted, and when they heard FIRE they all PANICKED!!! They shuffled and ran as quickly as they could to the front door, and then they picked up the first butt that they saw, not even knowing if it was there own butt or not. And that's is why, still to this day, they are all still sniffing around, trying to find their own butt :D
