well...guys and gals...
its been too long, I am now 17 and never been on a date.
got any suggestions?
PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
G
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well...guys and gals...
its been too long, I am now 17 and never been on a date.
got any suggestions?
PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
G
all depends what kinda girl u want, if u want a nice down to eart chick (not many of them around) just smile.
if u want a normal chick - that would be catty, controlling, possessive, greedy, then just make sure u drive a fast car and pay for everything, oh and did i mention treat her like crap, for some reason girls like that. hope my advice helps :)
rich
I am sensing a little cynicism here!Quote:
Originally posted by richp
all depends what kinda girl u want, if u want a nice down to eart chick (not many of them around) just smile.
if u want a normal chick - that would be catty, controlling, possessive, greedy, then just make sure u drive a fast car and pay for everything, oh and did i mention treat her like crap, for some reason girls like that. hope my advice helps :)
rich
touchy subject?
;)
don't get one... so you don't have to worry about loosing her day and night :mad:
good luck ;) lots of love experts on here... they sure will help you!
haha Azaraelle, nah its just decent girls are so hard to find, why do girls have to be so #$%#@!$@@@!
Not another one of these posts. But atleast it doesn't make me feel so bad about being lonely.
hmmm, as soon as you stop looking, stop worrying about it and stop feeling like you're not normal because of it is usually when you find someone :)
easier said than done though.
my problem is i cant seem to like any chick longer then the time im drunk, i think im saving myself for the right girl, oh that sounds so gay!
There was a thread about this the other day, and one of the things that came up from several of the women who posted was that one things they hate is desperation. If you come across as just dying to get a date -- with anyone, just so you feel better about yourself -- it's a big turn-off.
Far be it from me to offer dating advice (my wife would laugh herself sick if she saw this... :D) it seems that you're more likely to be successful if you: act naturally (ie. don't try to be something you're not -- you'll just look phoney); show self-confidence (but beware of seeming arrogant); treat women as people, not just 'dating opportunities'.
Remember also that there is no 'secret'. You can follow all the advice in the world and still not find someone, or ignore it all and find your soulmate tomorrow. The most important thing to remember is that just because you haven't had a date yet doesn't make you a bad person or a failure, or that it'll never happen. At 17 you have plenty of time left before you need to start worrying...
Great advice mate!Quote:
Originally posted by Stickman
Far be it from me to offer dating advice (my wife would laugh herself sick if she saw this... :D) it seems that you're more likely to be successful if you: act naturally (ie. don't try to be something you're not -- you'll just look phoney); show self-confidence (but beware of seeming arrogant); treat women as people, not just 'dating opportunities'.
Remember also that there is no 'secret'. You can follow all the advice in the world and still not find someone, or ignore it all and find your soulmate tomorrow. The most important thing to remember is that just because you haven't had a date yet doesn't make you a bad person or a failure, or that it'll never happen. At 17 you have plenty of time left before you need to start worrying...
My female friend (Man, that phrase sounds weird) said something like that. Or get some of your female friends to hook you up. She's wants to hook me up but I haven't got the time and I'm getting over a previous relationship.
Stickman hit it on the head there. Basically if you don't bother looking for someone, just be yourself and confident in who you are, have fun with whatever you do and don't try and be something else she fall (maybe not literally) into you lap. Hang out with your mates, chat and goof around with any 'female friends' :D you have (this is good cus then you look like a self confident guy who can have fun and doesn't look desperate!). Hey, it'S worked for me! Never went looking for anyone in me life, just kept fallin' into things, and it surprised me everytime. And that's fun when that happens!:D
About being abit of an @$$hole to women, yeah I've noticed there are a lot of women who'll jump all over you when you treat 'em like crap, but in the end they're not gonna be someone you're going to want to be around for a long time so...
youre not alone :)Quote:
Originally posted by Dowenger
well...guys and gals...
its been too long, I am now 17 and never been on a date.
That's another important one -- if you spend your whole time moping about not having a relationship, you're wasting your life. Have a good time, if you find someone then great but you don't have to be in a couple to enjoy yourself.Quote:
have fun with whatever you do
I'm w/ya all the way man :DQuote:
Originally posted by snoop_doug
youre not alone :)Quote:
Originally posted by Dowenger
well...guys and gals...
its been too long, I am now 17 and never been on a date.
Buy a bucket full of wallpaper paste, cover your full body apart from your groin, get a pillow full of feathers, rip it open and attach feathers to body.
Simmer for 12 minutes in stand-up tan shop and serve in general public for big humiliation.
Serves 200+
Ingredients:-
1 bucket of wallpaper paste
1 feather filled pillow
1 public street
1 tanning shop
GOOD LUCK :p:p:p
agree but that applies to anyone :)Quote:
Originally posted by Stickman
That's another important one -- if you spend your whole time moping about not having a relationship, you're wasting your life. Have a good time, if you find someone then great but you don't have to be in a couple to enjoy yourself.Quote:
have fun with whatever you do
Nobody wants to be with somebody whos bitter, grumpy and whines all the time or looks down on anyone whos better off or less better off ! Live your life and learn to like yourself for who you are and what you have, then you'll be a much happier and content person
a
Here's another tip -
Try not to use Internet acronyms in casual conversations or pick-up lines.
"Hey! U want 2 meet F2f IRL?"
or "a/s/l?"
Will be definate turn-offs.
:p
rofl! ... This one really puts bees in your underwear, doesn't it?Quote:
Originally posted by CNO
"a/s/l?"
:D
Another great Lanny-ism! :)Quote:
Originally posted by LanSite
This one really puts bees in your underwear
Yes, indeed, this is one of those things that irks me a great deal.
Even despite the fact that I've had conversations so full of acronyms that we didn't realize we were using the same acronym for two different technologies until halfway through the conversation.
From now on, I'm going to ask for Name, Rank, Date-of-Birth, in response to the question. :D
bees in the underwear? pritty sensational feeling i think :D
ok heres my way to do it...
apporch a girl who you think is cool...
slap her butt...
pull her poney tail, if no poney tail pull her earing or just ear...
poke in her eye...
and say 'will you go out with me'
that should work! i think!
p.s. make sure that she dosen't sue you for sexual harrashemt ;)
GET OUTTA THE COFFEE LOUNGE AND GO OUT!
:D
get out, put yourself in a posistion to meet as many new people(girls hopefully) as possible and just start chatting away. Be yourself, like someone else said, and dont look for love, it has a way of just falling into your lap.
good luck dude
ps, if that fails, use marcus's attempt.
First woman like when a man be himself so upfront she know what she's getting. The crazies thing is when you find a woman who like you for who you are it turns out that this girl is just like you.
Second is don't go search for non, if you going to go search look for a girl that you just want to be friends with her and then let nature take it's course. Sometimes when you go search for one you end up finding worst that what you were looking for. So just sit back and get to know a them before you try to get them on a date.
well there is more still
but most important get to understand them but no too much cause I say that any man that understands a woman full will become a crazy man.
okay i got one for you get off then computer and go out and get pissed you will soon find some ******
MOD EDIT !
[Edited by Aria on 11-12-2001 at 03:04 PM]
ok dood, help me in helping you help yourself... your next stop will be http://were-here.com if you keep up what that or http://ultrashock.com if you are from WH ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Crayz matchett
okay i got one for you get off then computer and go out and get pissed you will soon find some ******
[Edited by Aria on 11-12-2001 at 03:05 PM]
be yourself, and if yourself is not good enough for the princess your chatting to, well its her loss. 2 be honest, and im not just trying to impress you lot! why bother, its very doubtfull ill ever meet any of you... but i get a lot of girls. i dont think im stunningly attractive, im just myslef (which happens to be practically gay, lol, hell most of my friends are girls, and they just treat me as one of the girls!!! i dont think ive done anything macho in my whole life! never had a punchup! its not that im weak or small just the kind of person noone would hit! (yes marcus i know you would! but lets not get into that one! dig the new smiley :D )) ... anyways, what im trying to say is dont pretend to be something your not, they'll see through you like a peice of glass. if you dont feel comfortable in a say club situation, go somewhere else!! anyways, good luck...
i second that !Quote:
Originally posted by Juztin180
GET OUTTA THE COFFEE LOUNGE AND GO OUT!
:D
While i was OUT of the CL last week I met somebody and have a date this Wed !
It works :D
A
Chris hears the sound of 100+ guys IN the Coffee Lounge and hoping for a date with Aria simultaneously weeping...Quote:
Originally posted by Aria
i second that !Quote:
Originally posted by Juztin180
GET OUTTA THE COFFEE LOUNGE AND GO OUT!
:D
While i was OUT of the CL last week I met somebody and have a date this Wed !
It works :D
A
:D
It's not quite that easy Aria, I'll use myself as an example:Quote:
Originally posted by Aria
i second that !Quote:
Originally posted by Juztin180
GET OUTTA THE COFFEE LOUNGE AND GO OUT!
:D
While i was OUT of the CL last week I met somebody and have a date this Wed !
It works :D
A
1) Live in a small town, you'd think it was a retirement town with all the old people that walk the streets. And I would much rather not hook up with them.
2) And even if there was a place to meet people, how would I get there, I don't have a liscense.
3) Like I said before, this is a small town and there isn't much of a selection.
I didn't date till I got to college, around 19 years old. I consider myself a relatively attractive woman - I'm now 24. People asked me out, but I can't say any of them really "did it for me". My advice is to just go out, have fun, enjoy yourself, eventually you're bound to meet someone. If that's not working, try nerve.com or matchmaker.com - in the personals - I actually met a pretty nice man from the personals - we ended up dating for a couple of months, then just decided that we weren't right for each other, and decided to move on.
The personals are not all bad.
:)
Good luck!
lol if you have to ask "s" relationships really aren't looking like a good option.Quote:
Originally posted by LanSite
rofl! ... This one really puts bees in your underwear, doesn't it?Quote:
Originally posted by CNO
"a/s/l?"
:D
rofl,Quote:
Originally posted by UKFlash
lol if you have to ask "s" relationships really aren't looking like a good option.Quote:
Originally posted by LanSite
rofl! ... This one really puts bees in your underwear, doesn't it?Quote:
Originally posted by CNO
"a/s/l?"
:D
i say, get as much 's' before you 'a' too much, and while you can still see your 'l'
hehehehe
okay you go out and then you start looking for a girl that has a "big sign" on her head that says kiss me you fool!!!!!!
Someone said earlier, you can take all the advice in the world and it still wont help you actually get a date but it often helps after youve actually started seeing someone.
Basically, ive stuck by
Be yourself, no point in pretending, it wont get you anywhere. Dont be afraid to ask a girl out, maybe for a drink or film or something..my grandad always said, "You wont get nowt if you dont ask."
Law of averages, in face to face direct sales, its usually 1 in 10 positive people, 1 in 10 negative people and 8 in the middle which can go either way depending on luck, persistance and obviously the product(yourself). So its not that different with woman. I worked for cobra over the summer (http://www.cobragroup.com) knocking on doors selling gas and electric. They train you to be confident, to sell yourself and be persistant and ive seen people suddenly have more luck with girls simply because they have put into practice what they have learned at work without actually knowing they are doing it.
As long as you are in a position to meet single girls then you shouldnt have anything to worry about..unless you look like markp then its a lost cause.
=M=
Quote:
Originally posted by m_cooper
Someone said earlier, Edited... Yawn yawn.... without actually knowing they are doing it.
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MG33 anyone? ;)
no thanks..just eatenQuote:
Originally posted by Markp.com
Quote:
Originally posted by m_cooper
Someone said earlier, Edited... Yawn yawn.... without actually knowing they are doing it.
=M=
MG33 anyone? ;)
All you need to know when pulling birds is that they love:
a. Beer
b. Farts
c. Vomit
d. Really Loud blokes
e. Vile Jokes
If you can combine any of the above then you are a superstar! ;)
If you like I can send you a copy of "Birds by Markp.com"
http://osiris.sunderland.ac.uk/~ca9mpi/markp/birds.jpg
[B]After producing this little parcel of lovelyness:
http://osiris.sunderland.ac.uk/~ca9mpi/markp/vomit.jpg
The guy pictured went on to pull 14 women!
[small]I think he may have been combining things from the previous list though...
I think your ace.Quote:
Originally posted by Markp.com
okay everybody i am an idiot, my jokes suck and ive got no friends...im also very modest and am no good at whatever i do..thank you for your patience
I love you and find you incredibly funny
don't ever change darling :)
so are you two engagde yet
or engaged?