I sprained my what??? I'm gonna be here a day or two ...

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05-01-2002, 06:49 PM
LanSite

... Ribs ... I 'sprained' my ribs ... sitting at the computer ... How messed up is that?! I made it worse when I sat down and leaned over :eek: Popped on over to the Chiropractor's today he felt around - said I have a rib out of joint or something, then he told me to lay down on my back on that table thing ... hurt to lay down, hurt too bad to sit back up ... rolled right off the side of it :eek: ... Yeah - that didn't make things any better ...

Hard to drive, so I can't really go anywhere, so ... Looks like I may be here for a day or two ...

:)
05-01-2002, 06:54 PM
mrxypaxn

COOL! You being here, I mean.:)
You hurt, not cool.

I hate chiropractors, I feel sorry for. I got whiplash a few years back from an accident, so I know how you feel.

Hope you get better soon!
05-01-2002, 06:58 PM
LanSite

Quote:

Originally posted by mrxypaxn
COOL! You being here, I mean.:)
You hurt, not cool.

I hate chiropractors, I feel sorry for. I got whiplash a few years back from an accident, so I know how you feel.

Hope you get better soon!

Thanks! :) ... It's painful, but only when I breathe ...

Should be all fixed up in a couple of days, though - my Chiropractor is a genius and understands that pain is not my friend ;) Such a stupid 'injury' ... <feels like a goober>
05-01-2002, 07:01 PM
hockyfan

It's about time...you see, Lannie, its a sign from the FK gods that you should be posting here more:p

Feel better, i know what its like....:)
05-01-2002, 07:02 PM
mrxypaxn

Quote:

Originally posted by LanSite
Thanks! :) ... It's painful, but only when I breathe ...

Should be all fixed up in a couple of days, though - my Chiropractor is a genius and understands that pain is not my friend ;) Such a stupid 'injury' ... <feels like a goober>

LOL! Yeah, just stop breathing!
Sometimes sprains are worse than breaks, just like the papercut vs. deep gash pain factor.:D

Don't feel like a peanut, your shell will be healed in no time;)

that made absolutely NO sense, but hey!:D
05-01-2002, 07:07 PM
megatoon

That's just plain weird. It's right up there with having to ahve surgery on you belly button. Cuz you sneezed to hard (true story)

Btw...Lannie that In Passing site in your footer. It's totally hilarious. Thanx for giving me something to pass the time. 20 minutes to go :D
05-01-2002, 07:09 PM
LanSite

Quote:

Originally posted by hockyfan
It's about time...you see, Lannie, its a sign from the FK gods that you should be posting here more:p

Feel better, i know what its like....:)

Thanks, Goalieboy ... then you also know this completely sucks pondwater!

Aack! Mrx ... gawd - please ... don't make me laugh!

:D
05-01-2002, 07:14 PM
hockyfan

Quote:

Originally posted by LanSite
Thanks, Goalieboy ... then you also know this completely sucks pondwater!

Yes I know how it feels, however I was injured in a more meritorious manner...stopping a penalty shot:) Speaking of which, you gonna tune in to Avs-Sharks tonight? Should be good....plus, since you probably can't do much of anything else anyway...you might as well....;)
05-01-2002, 07:16 PM
mrxypaxn

Quote:

Originally posted by LanSite
Aack! Mrx ... gawd - please ... don't make me laugh!

:D

I MADE LANNIE LAUGH! I MADE LANNIE LAUGH! i AM SOOOO COOL!

Wait, that probably is making you hurt, right? sorry.:D

http://www.geocities.com/anti_peanut...me_bottom2.gif
05-01-2002, 07:25 PM
LanSite

LOL @ Megatoon's belly button story (that wasn't you, right???) ...

Goalieboy ... Avs-Sharks ... hmmm ... My money's on the Sharks :)

Mrx - remind me - when this doesn't hurt anymore - I owe ya a thump on the head ... ;)

:D

Nordles: This was taken from the site in my footer "Heard in Passing" ... " "Well, my wife pretty much spends the whole weekend at Nordies, especially when there's a sale..."
--A man talking on a cell phone outside Morgan Hall" ... Comments??? ;)

:D
05-01-2002, 07:27 PM
mrxypaxn

Bet you don't feel as bad as this guy
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/oth4.jpg

Or as bad as the photographer of this pic
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/oth9.jpg

or how this guy will tommorrow
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/oth18.jpg

or him
http://www.jokefrog.com/pictures/0460.jpg

:D
05-01-2002, 07:29 PM
mrxypaxn

Quote:

Originally posted by LanSite
Mrx - remind me - when this doesn't hurt anymore - I owe ya a thump on the head ... ;)

My head still hurts from last time, and you still owe me the dry cleaning bill for my pants when you spilled that coke in my lap. :D
05-01-2002, 07:40 PM
hockyfan

mrxy....lmao off at the first and third pics!!:D:D

Where do you find such entertainment?;)
05-01-2002, 07:43 PM
mrxypaxn

Quote:

Originally posted by hockyfan
mrxy....lmao off at the first and third pics!!:D:D

Where do you find such entertainment?;)

i just type in "funny pictures" into my browser, and i find a whole buch of sites with pics like that.
they're so funny.:D
05-01-2002, 07:43 PM
LanSite

LOL You're right, Mrx ... I definitely don't feel as bad as the first guy ... ;)

Heard in passing: "He and I used to be part of this group of people from the office, Friday afternoons we'd go out, grab some beers and talk... well, complain, about work, and coworkers, and the management. Really just a lot of bitterness, but they were great times. We were all in it together."
"And...?"
"Now he works at home, doing freelance Flash work, and he never leaves the house. He says that if he does, he doesn't want to be that guy loitering around with no money, so he just works more."
---A guy and a girl on telegraph "
05-01-2002, 07:47 PM
hockyfan

Hehe..i got a good picture criticsizing the Wings' earlier round play:
http://msn.espn.go.com/media/nhl/200...cciwing_hi.gif
More can be found at http://www.toonsonice.com/ :D
05-01-2002, 07:50 PM
mrxypaxn

Quote:

Originally posted by LanSite
LOL You're right, Mrx ... I definitely don't feel as bad as the first guy ... ;)

I hope not;)

That In Passing site is hilarious. Sort of like an inconspicious version of Tom Green without the slapstick humor and a little more talking with... :confused:
05-01-2002, 07:52 PM
Chelle2008

wow. i've learned 2 new things today... first it was the phrase "jump the shark" and now i have learned that it is possible to sprain a rib! Are you sure you didn't sprain it laughing at that hot dog picture ;)

well i hope you feel better Lannie, but it's good to see you back here :)
05-01-2002, 07:56 PM
mrxypaxn

Quote:

Originally posted by Chelle2008
first it was the phrase "jump the shark"

http://www.jumptheshark.com/sharklogo4.gif
05-01-2002, 07:58 PM
LanSite

Quote:

Originally posted by Chelle2008
wow. i've learned 2 new things today... first it was the phrase "jump the shark" and now i have learned that it is possible to sprain a rib! Are you sure you didn't sprain it laughing at that hot dog picture ;)

well i hope you feel better Lannie, but it's good to see you back here :)

Thanks, Chelle! My husband's more inclined to think I sprained it ... well, you know ;)

Actually, I don't know if what I really did was 'sprain' it - I just know it's out of round - and 'sprain' sounded much better than I f***ed it up ... ;)

:D
05-01-2002, 10:44 PM
gerbick

even your injuries are strange, LanSite ;)

sorry for the pain though. I'll make fun of you when you're better :D

sprained ribs!? be careful before you do something else that's barely listed in the medical books ;)

...wait until I tell D.
05-01-2002, 11:21 PM
LanSite

Quote:

Originally posted by gerbick
even your injuries are strange, LanSite ;)

sorry for the pain though. I'll make fun of you when you're better :D

sprained ribs!? be careful before you do something else that's barely listed in the medical books ;)

...wait until I tell D.

:eek: LanSite?!?! WTF, G? <sniff> Are you no longer my mange??? <wipes nose with back of hand, then wipes it on the back of your shirt> ... damn, G :(

[small]Strange indeed, G - You'd think I'd injure myself playing golf or something, but noooooo ... I gotta do it doin' something stoopie like sittin' in a damn chair! <bangs head on desk ... screams 'cause bending over action causes more pain ... raises up to grab side ... bangs head on back of chair ...>

;) :D
05-01-2002, 11:26 PM
]v[orpheus

Quote:

Originally posted by mrxypaxn
or how this guy will tommorrow
http://board.flashkit.com/board/

LMAO! http://board.flashkit.com/board/imag...001/10/154.gif
I never knew that.
<stores idea in head> :D

BTW, hope ya feeling better Lannie! :)
05-01-2002, 11:28 PM
clifgriffin

Quote:

Originally posted by LanSite

Quote:

Originally posted by gerbick
even your injuries are strange, LanSite ;)

sorry for the pain though. I'll make fun of you when you're better :D

sprained ribs!? be careful before you do something else that's barely listed in the medical books ;)

...wait until I tell D.

:eek: LanSite?!?! WTF, G? <sniff> Are you no longer my mange??? <wipes nose with back of hand, then wipes it on the back of your shirt> ... damn, G :(

[small]Strange indeed, G - You'd think I'd injure myself playing golf or something, but noooooo ... I gotta do it doin' something stoopie like sittin' in a damn chair! <bangs head on desk ... screams 'cause bending over action causes more pain ... raises up to grab side ... bangs head on back of chair ...>

;) :D

LOL! MY sides hurt NOW! :D :D
05-02-2002, 12:06 AM
gerbick

aw lannie... sorry I didn't abbreviate your name, per usual...

yep. I'm still yo' mang. :D
05-02-2002, 12:09 AM
LanSite

We interrupt this thread to bring a personal message to The Mange ...

Can you sign on real quick, G? Please?

You will now be returned to regular posting ...

:confused: Did I just hijack my own thread??? :confused:
05-02-2002, 12:19 AM
]v[orpheus

Quote:

Originally posted by LanSite
:confused: Did I just hijack my own thread??? :confused:

MEGA LOL! :D
05-02-2002, 09:18 AM
nordberg

only lannie would hijack her own thread!!! :D

howpe your ribs feel better! i broke 3 of them when some punk crossed-over on a vert ramp while i was skating. needless to say, after slamming together violently in the flat bottom, i crawled away with some snapped ribs. it was the worst couple weeks ever! i couldn't lay down, sit down, move, and it hurt to breath. about the only thing that didn't hurt was standing up, which i did in the back of every class (i was still in high school). yuck!!!

the good news is you're posting more ;):D
05-02-2002, 09:37 AM
LanSite

Nords! :) ... at least you have a cool story to go with your injury! You know ... I think I'm gonna steal your story and use it for my own, okay? Something like that sounds much *much* better than <goober> "I sat down ..."</goober>

Kind of reminds me though ... they're sort of the same but not really (I guess teh only similarity is the mid-air collision ;) ) - it's just what I thought of when I read your post ... From Sploenk at SW

" ...walked down the street I saw a garbage bin laying on the ground. So I ran to the garbage bin and I jumped on it with the intention to make a higher jump from that, but what I didn’t saw that there was a huge advertising board hanging right above it. So I ran with fullspeed and jumped and straight in midair I hitted the board with my head, so I went horizontal in the air and dropped on the ground with my head again. ..."
05-02-2002, 09:47 AM
nordberg

feel free to use my story as your own - i will only charge a nominal fee of $1000 USD. you can mail the payment to art vandeleigh at kramerica industries ;)

poor sploenk...that sounds terrible!!!! i've done some stupid stuff like that as well. one time i was walking down some stairs, and decided to jump up and grab onto the second floor landing as i was nearing the bottom. well, my hands slipped and i went flying feet first to the floor below. both my feet (in flip flops) went sliding underneath the air-conditioner unit at the bottom. it bent both of my big toenails all the way back, and ripped tons of skin of the top of my feet. talk about a little fun going terrible wrong!:eek:
05-02-2002, 10:00 AM
LanSite

LOL!!! I *knew* Kramerica sounded familiar!

lmao hahhahahha gawd, it sounds like it hurt, but dang man, it's kinda funny! - It's a wonder some people haven't inadvertently killed themselves, yet ... ;)

When I was high school age, I was working at my Dad's company ... sweeping the floor walking backwards ... dropped straight down into a pit someone had left uncovered ... :eek:
05-02-2002, 10:13 AM
nordberg

Quote:

Originally posted by LanSite
sweeping the floor walking backwards ... dropped straight down into a pit someone had left uncovered ... :eek:

nice link :D

so, what kind of business is your dad in that requires open pits around the workplace? you're last name isn't soprano is it.....? :)
05-02-2002, 02:57 PM
mrxypaxn

Quote:

Originally posted by LanSite
:eek: LanSite?!?! WTF, G? <sniff> Are you no longer my mange??? <wipes nose with back of hand, then wipes it on the back of your shirt> ... damn, G :( [/small]

lannie(i may not be your debilitating hair condition, but hey), you don'tr like it when people spell your name the way its supposed to be?
soooo thats why you call me MrX.:D

Quote:

[small]Strange indeed, G - You'd think I'd injure myself playing golf or something, but noooooo ... I gotta do it doin' something stoopie like sittin' in a damn chair! <bangs head on desk ... screams 'cause bending over action causes more pain ... raises up to grab side ... bangs head on back of chair ...>

[/b]

at least you were doing something when you got hurt, not just completely still like a statue, then got hurt. :confused:

ohh... and you can use this D.B. Cooper pic for your hijacking if you want.:D
http://board.flashkit.com/board/

Sincerely,
http://images.flashkit.com/graphics/junk/mrxypaxn.gif
05-02-2002, 02:58 PM
Gloomycus

dude, does that hand in warm water thing really work?
05-02-2002, 03:05 PM
mrxypaxn

Quote:

Originally posted by Gloomycus
dude, does that hand in warm water thing really work?

:eek: are you serious?! you mean, you've never tried that?!

HAHAHA! of course it works!
05-03-2002, 12:43 AM
LanSite

Quote:

Originally posted by mrxypaxn
lannie(i may not be your debilitating hair condition, but hey), you don'tr like it when people spell your name the way its supposed to be?
soooo thats why you call me MrX.:D

hahhahaha Nah ~ Just when people I've talked to for so long who normally call me Lannie - suddenly call me LanSite ... sort of feels like when your mama first and middle names you ;)

Quote:

[at least you were doing something when you got hurt, not just completely still like a statue, then got hurt. :confused:

Still like a statue and then getting hurt - I believe that would be an attack rather than self injury ;)

Update: So I go to my Chiropractor again ... he gives me this rib brace thing to wear (I guess the official diagnosis here is ~ "ribs are out of alignment") ... so he puts this rib brace on for me - steps back and says, "Hey look! It's a free bustier!" :o
05-03-2002, 12:58 AM
gerbick

Quote:

Originally posted by LanSite
Just when people I've talked to for so long who normally call me Lannie - suddenly call me LanSite ... sort of feels like when your mama first and middle names you ;)

sorry mom :p

Quote:

Still like a statue and then getting hurt - I believe that would be an attack rather than self injury.

or a husband ;)

Quote:

Update: So I go to my Chiropractor again ... he gives me this rib brace thing to wear (I guess the official diagnosis here is ~ "ribs are out of alignment") ... so he puts this rib brace on for me - steps back and says, "Hey look! It's a free bustier!" :o

no comment :D
05-03-2002, 01:01 AM
LanSite

:p:p:p:p:p

Did you see this link iCE posted??? http://chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/index.htm
hahahhaha
05-03-2002, 02:16 AM
mrxypaxn

Quote:

Originally posted by LanSite
hahhahaha Nah ~ Just when people I've talked to for so long who normally call me Lannie - suddenly call me LanSite ... sort of feels like when your mama first and middle names you ;)

"RYAN JAMES!!!! GET DOWN HERE NOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!"

I know how you feel:D
05-03-2002, 02:30 AM
iCEBERG2000

Quote:

Originally posted by nordberg
only lannie would hijack her own thread!!! :D

howpe your ribs feel better! i broke 3 of them when some punk crossed-over on a vert ramp while i was skating. needless to say, after slamming together violently in the flat bottom, i crawled away with some snapped ribs. it was the worst couple weeks ever! i couldn't lay down, sit down, move, and it hurt to breath. about the only thing that didn't hurt was standing up, which i did in the back of every class (i was still in high school). yuck!!!

the good news is you're posting more ;):D

nordy - that sounds more than familiar to me. back in my high school days when I was BMX'ing and taking on the cool halfpipe where the big boys hung. well coming back in into the pipe I turned the front wheel stupidly and fell. I was cool back then because I didn't wear a back protection or anything, hehe so that pretty much cut my career as I was falling right on the slammed bike with my back. cool huh?

hey lanni, how are you? Does that mean you have time for me now since you can only surf around curing your ribs? :D ;)

hope it's better already.

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