I need a new job title ...

Well ... I guess as most of you know - I am on sort of a work hiatus right now ... but crap, even when I'm taking a break, it seems like I can't take a break ...

"Lannie, can you fix this ... "

"Lannie, can you fix that ... "

"Lannie, come work here ... "

Frequently, when meeting new people in hubby's field - they will ask what exactly his position is at his work place ~ although he's sort of what I guess you'd call 'upper management' - I usually tell them, "He washes cars" ... "He's the Lot Boy" ... "Key Room Boy ... ", etc ... I think I will now start doing the same with myself ... someone asks what I do, I think I'll just tell them something like "I'm a professional sneeze guard tester" ... Something rather inane like that ...

Any other 'job' ideas?

'woman who works in office that looks like it used to be a kitchen' ?


http://www.theunholytrinity.org/crac...ckeye/hihi.gif

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'woman who works in office that looks like it used to be a kitchen' ?

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Heat Affirmation Specialist ...

"Condiment Application Specialist"

"Tylenol Logo Inscriber"

"ABC Screen Doors, Saleswoman - Russian Division"

"Children's Entertainment Specialist"

"Deoderant Effectiveness Tester"

"Elephant Rectal Thermometer Opperator"

"Camel Ejected Saliva Collector"

"Unwanted Refuse Screener"

:D

gourmet photoshop connoisseur/ domestic network engineer w/ matching oven mitts :D

"Lannie, come work here ... "

:D ;)

okok you asked for a job title...how abouts

Official 'Happy Days' Fan-Club member Badge Maker


now "Lannie, come work here ... " :D

You can always have my old job title,
"Former employee of satan, the person who draws pictures, and official scapegoat. :D

SOHKL - "Small Office Home Kitchen Lady"

From http://www.insultmachine.com/job.asp (a job title generator :D, pick one of the following)

Assistant to the E-Engineering Controller
Administrative Building Phone Monkey
Prime Corporate Strategy Programmer
Primary Ergonomics Phone Monkey
Chief Operations System Development Technologist

I like the Pick-up Line Generator...

"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in!"

Supremo Connection Diva :p

Atonomous RGB Fact Overlord

i got those here

i like supremo connection diva though!

"Condom Donator" ;-)
"Sperm Donator" :-|

That should keep them away from you:D

Hi I am a stupidity suppression specialist. I have been called to speak with you.

zagnut inspector

pick-up truck evangelist

monkeygirl

Just tell 'em you work for a secret government agency. If you told what you did you'd have to kill them.

That should shut 'em up :D

hahahahahahahaahaha which to choose, which to choose ... Supremo Connection Diva would have been perfect Tuesday! Pickup Truck Evangelist would have been great Sunday ... and Stupidity Suppression Specialist is a great all-around daily! hahhahahahaha

And you know - I SWEAR, dammit ... there's one big honkin' moron walkin' around today that needs to have his butt kicked so hard he'd have to take his shirt of to potty ~ I'm savin' "Tylenol Logo Inscriber" or maybe "'Happy Days' Fan-Club member Badge Maker" ... (this guy is new at a place I frequent and doesn't know me ... )

him: "what are *you* doing with his computer?" ...
me: "Fixing it."
him: "You?" ...
me:"Yes ... me .... why?" ...
him: "Well ... I just didn't think you could do ... you did anything."
<whereas normally, I would proceed to smash my head against the desk, I would like to take this opportunity to say - given the chance, I would gleefully smash *his* forehead against the desk.>

Now, you'd think I'd be used to these sort of remarks by now ... but he's just so ... smarmy(?) - what an utter and complete jackass.

iCE - I'm not going to work there, Cookie - hell, I'm trying not to work here! ;) :D

Nordy - send me a Zagnut so I can inspect it ... might better send two for quality assurance purposes ... maybe make that three ...

Chelle ~ that link is a keeper! Funny stuff!

:D:D:D:D:D

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lmao - How was the benefits package?

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And you know - I SWEAR, dammit ... there's one big honkin' moron walkin' around today that needs to have his butt kicked so hard he'd have to take his shirt of to potty ~

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Although not a title, a slogan that can be usefull

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I will stomp a puddle in your @$$ and walk it dry.

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you know. the more I see you post Lannie, I think

neighbourhood bully really fits you well ;)

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lmao - How was the benefits package?

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Actually, I hear Microsoft's benefits package was pretty good...

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Although not a title, a slogan that can be usefull

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<sips coffee ... nods head> Yep ~ I've been considering having it printed on my cards ...

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I will stomp a puddle in your @$$ and walk it dry.

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hahahahhahahahaha I've never heard that one! <writing it down> And thank goodness I've never heard it! Probably would've scared the fool out o' me! I think I'll use that next time I see that guy ... That 'can of whoop ass' thing is gettin' tired ...

G - I'm not a bully ... I'm just very aggressive on occasion ;) ... Actually, I just can't stand morons like that guy - I always think people like that are depriving a village somewhere ...

<feels thump in back of the head>

HEY!! :o

bully :p

<runs, screaming the whole way...>

*sigh* ... you scream like a girl ...

;)

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<feels thump in back of the head>

HEY!! :o

bully :p

<runs, screaming the whole way...>

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WEINEY!!!!!!

Lan, you should be called the "FK Terminatrix". :D

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*sigh* ... you scream like a girl ...

;)

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and your point? :p