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for 3 mornings in a row now, some muppet has blocked me in with his car.
I go the gym at 6.30 in the morning and this means I had to knock on every flat to find out who's car it is to ask him to remove it.
2 days on the run, I knocked him up and he did it again this morning.
I have told him but he's some kind of stoned hippy and i think he's a bit of a nutcase.
what would you do kids, please don't reply with fantasy ideas like hiring helicopters etc as thats just rubbish.
I'd park where he does, before he does. He can't block you in if you're already parked there.
NCD
walk
Toiletpaper his car and wet it down. Then put a potato in the exhaust pipe. If that doesnt work put a horse head on his front seat ala Godfather :D
He's probably mad because you knocked him up... ;)
Do you have a reserved parking space? If not; are you both parking in the same spot every day? or when you move he moves to block you again. Either you park where he parks or you park somewhere else.
Offer to set him up with some better stuff so he completely loses the ability to drive.
Hey, wait a minute - just stop going to the gym. That'll solve the problem. What are you, Razor, some kind of health freak?
You do know it's all a big con - going to the gym does not guarantee that you won't keel over before the end of the day.
:D
its not the excercise I go for, its the lycra clad sweaty women...Quote:
Originally posted by hurricaneone
Offer to set him up with some better stuff so he completely loses the ability to drive.
Hey, wait a minute - just stop going to the gym. That'll solve the problem. What are you, Razor, some kind of health freak?
You do know it's all a big con - going to the gym does not guarantee that you won't keel over before the end of the day.
:D
noQuote:
Originally posted by mx_kid
walk
I had enough of that when I'llavya Newton John was getting physical in the early 80s.Quote:
Originally posted by RazoRmedia
its not the excercise I go for, its the lycra clad sweaty women...
:p
I prefer my women sweaty only under one circumstance - me.
:D
in sagacious voice....how has he blocked you in my son?
does he double park on you, or park behind you? If behind, leave less space so bits of his vehicle protrude dangerously into oncoming traffic.
david
yeah, he parks behind me.
I think I will tonight
cheers people
Solution : Let his tyres down everytime he does it.
Tip his car onto the roof... then he'll be sorry... damn hippys! :)
well just put it in neutral and push it out into incoming traffic... or flip it on its roof nad empty his tires providing your strong enough to (i dont know how much actual exercise you get goign to that "gym" there)
why not confront him the night before this happens? I mean, he has to park at night, and if it's not entirely too late, then I'd suggest talking to the bloke before the morning.
And if all else fails, why not report his car - sounds like it is illegally parked anyway, right?
nope, he gets in at about 3am and I can never be arsed staying up.Quote:
Originally posted by gerbick
why not confront him the night before this happens? I mean, he has to park at night, and if it's not entirely too late, then I'd suggest talking to the bloke before the morning.
And if all else fails, why not report his car - sounds like it is illegally parked anyway, right?
its a private car park so not illegally parked either
take up two spots... you know, park over enough the lines to where he can't really park.
I've had to do it here once or twice.
Kick his **** in.
stoned hippy eh?
perhaps he would be open to dropping off his car keys the night before so you can move his car instead of waking him up from his happy dreams at 6:30 in the morning.
Throw fire cracker into is gas tank and run.
Wait a minute - didn't you say you were an experienced car thief in the Leeds area?
I think you already know what to do.