Kanga-jew!

Okay, this is just way too funny not to share.

It is on some religious website, and it's religion for kids.

My personal favorites are:

Kanga-jew
The Indian Elephant who can't count his gods...
And the Athiest Billy Goat who likes coffee...

Most of you will get a kick out of this, whether Christian or not.

:D

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

That site has some awful things to tell kids. My favorite? teaching kids about athiests seems to be similar to how I learned about strangers

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If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

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Except strangers trick you into taking candy and not into neglecting God's word

did some say rhetoric?
j

And what's with the coffee?

I still prefer to look at this in a humorous light, though.

I assume that the grumpy goat needs coffee to wake up on sunday mornings since he hasn't been inspired by the word of god

Thanks for the quote in the footer.

Oh no quick we need to help him!!
http://objective.jesussave.us/lambuelmaze.gif

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Originally posted by ViRGo_RK
Thanks for the quote in the footer.

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I felt the need to immortalize your genius

Dorkishborg, be sure to avoid the temptations! Such as disembodied lips

j

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Originally posted by yasunobu13
I felt the need to immortalize your genius

Dorkishborg, be sure to avoid the temptations! Such as disembodied lips

j

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And a bed?

God forbid that we get sleep!

Professor Giraffenstein says:

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My friend Bomby the bombardier beetle can shoot boiling hot toxic chemicals out of his butt.

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:D :D :D

look ! i am finished!!

it waz very hard too...

Man, you forgot the Icecream :o

*goes to hell*

"Say, how many gods do you have?"
"I don't know, I lost count!"
"Wouldn't you rather have one god that loves you alot, rather than many gods who don't love you at all?"

Hey, that's a slash at muslims!

More for controversy:

http://objective.jesussave.us/halloween.html

Same website, but for grownups.

Don't you ever give me a bible when I ask for candy, please.

Either don't give me candy, or do. But no in between.

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Originally posted by ViRGo_RK
*goes to hell*

"Say, how many gods do you have?"
"I don't know, I lost count!"
"Wouldn't you rather have one god that loves you alot, rather than many gods who don't love you at all?"

Hey, that's a slash at muslims!

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No it's not....muslims share the same one God as christians...they have some degree of difference about prophets, etc, that's all.

david p.

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Originally posted by Jamez Brown
Man, you forgot the Icecream :o

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i dont like ice cream :o

the truth is....

you never know where that ice cream has been ;)

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Originally posted by david petley
No it's not....muslims share the same one God as christians...they have some degree of difference about prophets, etc, that's all.

david p.

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*hits self*

Just a very big, silly mistake of mine.

Sorry all!

Hey, that's a slash at <insert multi-god religion>!

You definitely need to brush up on those religions man.

No, I'm normally good with them. But for some reason, I just keep drawling blanks.

See, I know that Muslim's equivilant of god is Allah.

And Budists' god is Buddah.

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Originally posted by ViRGo_RK
drawling blanks.

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drawling?

Drawing. Typo.

Mind thinks faster than I think.

Layoff, Mr. Critical.

:)

Back on topic!

That's Mr. Gerbick to you :p

AHH! ROGUE MOD!

I'm a mondo Mod.

talking about that. Mind removing the term "mod" from your title?

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Originally posted by ViRGo_RK
No, I'm normally good with them. But for some reason, I just keep drawling blanks.

See, I know that Muslim's equivilant of god is Allah.

And Budists' god is Buddah.

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Buddhists do not have a god....buddha was just a very enlightened individual.

.....and Muslim's god is not the equivalent of...it IS allah, the one god. The same one god as christians and jews share a belief in.

........or jehovah, or yarweh, or 'he who should not be named', or any other of a number of labels we put on "that which cannot be understood" so that it can be discussed.

david p.

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Originally posted by gerbick
talking about that. Mind removing the term "mod" from your title?

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man, I shouldn't have said anything, maybe no one would have noticed?

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Originally posted by david petley
Buddhists do not have a god....buddha was just a very enlightened individual.

.....and Muslim's god is not the equivalent of...it IS allah, the one god. The same one god as christians and jews share a belief in.

........or jehovah, or yarweh, or 'he who should not be named', or any other of a number of labels we put on "that which cannot be understood" so that it can be discussed.

david p.

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In my opinion, they are equivilants. They are both held, by seperate religions, as their supernatural creator.

About the Buddah thing, I'm more ignorant than I thought. :(

IAF, check our flash battle.

"My friend Bomby the bombardier beetle can shoot boiling-hot toxic chemicals out of his butt. Why?"
"God gave your friend that ability for self defence against evil and as a testimate against false doctrine of Evoluionism!"
Wow! Professor Giraffenstein is my hero! Not only does he conform to modern steriotypes of doctors with his possible polish decent, glasses, and series of writing utensils in his pocket, he also knows all about creation!

the elephant is a hindu. just had to clear that up :)

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IAF, check our flash battle.

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No, you!

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Originally posted by I_am_TheFlasher
man, I shouldn't have said anything, maybe no one would have noticed?

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I noticed. You're not in trouble, just that... well saying you're a mod, and not, is really confusing for the new users of FK.

Back at you, Flasher.

Hindu! That's it!

Couldn't think of it!

</brain blank>

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Originally posted by david petley
Buddhists do not have a god....buddha was just a very enlightened individual.

.....and Muslim's god is not the equivalent of...it IS allah, the one god. The same one god as christians and jews share a belief in.

........or jehovah, or yarweh, or 'he who should not be named', or any other of a number of labels we put on "that which cannot be understood" so that it can be discussed.

david p.

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Whoa, how wrong you are my friend. Espessially this part

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.....and Muslim's god is not the equivalent of...it IS allah, the one god. The same one god as christians and jews share a belief in.

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Since I am a Christian, I would know that Allah is not the same as God, Allah is a false god, same as buddah etc..

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Originally posted by gerbick
I noticed. You're not in trouble, just that... well saying you're a mod, and not, is really confusing for the new users of FK.

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Why do you think he was doing it?

I know you've played with newbies before, Gerbick.

I remembered being played with as a newbie.

It's like vengence, but funnier.

Well, then I hold the muslim view.

I mean, who concieved God's child? You know? ;)

<edit>Where did Your post go, DP?</edit>

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Originally posted by I_am_TheFlasher
Whoa, how wrong you are my friend. Espessially this partSince I am a Christian, I would know that Allah is not the same as God, Allah is a false god, same as buddah etc..

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:rolleyes:

my ice cream smells like fish...

my icecream smells like fishkit.