How to end a relationship

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12-29-2004, 08:43 AM
squidlips

How to end a relationship

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Sarah says: thats amazingly dirty and i have lost a lot of respect for u because of that How many feminists does it take to change the oil in my car? Two. One to fix the car and one to suck my **** says: meh, why would i care if you respect me ;) Sarah says: dirty and sexist How many feminists does it take to change the oil in my car? Two. One to fix the car and one to suck my **** says: yep... thats me :) Sarah says: i think most girls will How many feminists does it take to change the oil in my car? Two. One to fix the car and one to suck my **** says: and a chauvanist pig Sarah says: yerp man ur a catch Sarah says: lol:P Sarah says: please just next time im on here change ur name How many feminists does it take to change the oil in my car? Two. One to fix the car and one to suck my **** says: nah, its ok

after that I shut MSN and went to get some food. she called me up and asked me to change it again or she would dump me. I had realised a while ago that I didn't want to be with her so said... and I quote....

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I can't be with someone who wants to change who I am. I think we should just be friends.

... then hung up. just a word up to all the fellas out there... never let a girl tie you down, they are not worth it. ;)
12-29-2004, 08:55 AM
jeu

Owned. :mrpimp: :smoov:

I know I'm proud of you!
12-29-2004, 09:24 AM
bvgroote

Haha squidders, what will we do with you mm?
12-29-2004, 10:17 AM
silverx2

just punch her in the boobs guy,
12-29-2004, 10:30 AM
>flashl!ght<

lol - you have no idea how many times I had to re-read the first 2 sentences before I realized what was happening. (I'm a dumb AIM user(though I do have MSN too))

she called me up and asked me to change it again or she would dump me.
You were far along in that relationship, I see ;)
12-29-2004, 10:39 AM
silverx2

more importantly he dumped her first, which is of course like quitting your job but better, because you dont lose any income... in fact you regain it.

win/win situation.. enjoy your pRon.
12-29-2004, 11:38 AM
nordberg

Re: How to end a relationship

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Originally posted by squidlips
just a word up to all the fellas out there... never let a girl tie you down, they are not worth it. ;)

ahhh, and here's the part where you show your age... ;) :)
12-29-2004, 04:18 PM
gerbick

How to end a relationship?

Goodbye.
12-29-2004, 05:30 PM
Archimage

Does that work for Married guys too?:D
12-29-2004, 05:39 PM
gerbick

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Originally posted by Archimage
Does that work for Married guys too?:D

try it and tell us.
12-29-2004, 06:30 PM
weilerino

Quote:

Originally posted by gerbick
try it and tell us.

:p

i have to show this thread to my hubby...
12-29-2004, 08:55 PM
squidlips

Re: Re: How to end a relationship

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Originally posted by nordberg
ahhh, and here's the part where you show your age... ;) :)

I've never hidden my extreme immiturity. :) when I can no longer control my bodily functions I will start thinking about settling down...
12-29-2004, 08:59 PM
hurricaneone

The last time I broke up with a girl, I told her I fancied her best friend.

Which I didn't, butcha gotta do whatcha gotta do.

Worked a treat, though. One of my better efforts.

Well, better than the time I broke up with a girl at my parents house in Pittsburgh and had to listen to her cry/whine/complain the whole ride back to Philly, until I kicked her out of the car on her front doorstep.

That was a veritable nightmare.
12-29-2004, 09:15 PM
squidlips

word of advice to everyone, never end it in a confined area, or before you are able to leave. a quick, clean escape is ALWAYS necesary.
12-29-2004, 09:50 PM
ViRGo_RK

And always do it two weeks in advance of any holiday.
12-31-2004, 12:47 AM
Orkar

tell her/him you caught a disease ... like syphilis or something ...
12-31-2004, 06:47 AM
ViRGo_RK

Anyone else know what the hell just happened?
12-31-2004, 06:50 AM
Genesis F5

You must ask yourself one question: Do you really want to know?

:D

-genesis f5 (mx)
12-31-2004, 09:41 PM
Archimage

Quote:

Originally posted by gerbick
try it and tell us.

I'm married remember? You've got me confused with someone who has the Balls to try it:D
01-01-2005, 02:12 AM
Orkar

I suspect the chap i was exchanging comments with (Naked inc.) deleted his posts...

thus I pulled a few
01-01-2005, 02:53 AM
squidlips

I missed out on a Naked post? dammit... those things are always fun to try and decipher...
01-01-2005, 04:11 AM
ViRGo_RK

Uh, you know what?

Still not getting it.
01-01-2005, 04:18 AM
el-Ignoramus

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Originally posted by hurricaneone
.................... I kicked her out of tack to Phillyhe car on her front doorstep.

For some weird occular reason I read this as Licked her out of the car, and I was like Damn, the dude knows how to end a relation ;)
01-01-2005, 07:18 PM
Orkar

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Originally posted by Naked inc.
went down like this...

Orkar posted about disease, so i asked him if he was any relation to, Gideon, Orkar denied any relation or contact, i questioned him about his title 'vote for your dog' i wanted to know if it meant... vote for dog/odg/god, Orkar claimed ignorance, during his post i picked up on a clue to another members posts, so i called Orkar a sock puppet, Orkar asked me if i meant ED the sock puppet, i replied, electromagnetic cheese?

Pretty close to correct ... except the "vote for your Dog" reference was explained as a better choice than the electoral college offerings in the recent US election