Dear God,
Why is it that whenever I see a girl who seems nice and she smiles at me that I always do the best I can to look away??????? Maybe that's why I'm feelin' a bit stupid these days.
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Dear God,
Why is it that whenever I see a girl who seems nice and she smiles at me that I always do the best I can to look away??????? Maybe that's why I'm feelin' a bit stupid these days.
*Subscribes to this discussion*
Wow, today must be one of those days......
Gerbs is down, I just blew chunks all over the Arena.......sheesh.
I used to have the same problem, until I realized that the reason girls were looking at me was because they were interested. The next time a chick looks at you just smile and make eye contact....that's all. Nothing major. If she smiles back, then say "Hi." casually. She'll start talking, trust me.
I usually get a bout of rigor mortis. Odd, since I'm not dead.
Just stare at women...
They come over and say "What the hell are you staring at me for?"
Then you disarm them with a nice compliment like "I think you're absolutly beautiful"
Then its up to you from there ;)
Thats what he is worried about...:DQuote:
Originally posted by Markp.com
Then its up to you from there ;)
You need an image son......Rings, Bracelets, Gold chains, the lot...then watch them come on to you like a rash.......:D
*XU1 slowly runs away*
Tony
getting a girl is easy,
try to get a guy - that's hard.
everytime I make an eye contact with a nice guy I try to find a reason to talk to him. make comments about stuff, tell him a story that he hopefully can relate to or ask for some simple advice. the main objective is to get some kind of a reply, then go from that. works like a charm every time (although I still get butterflies in my stomach). Of course, not every guy I meet is gay, so that leaves me with lots of friends and just a few lovers :(
darn...
it's a lot easier with a girl.
the next time one looks at you, just tell yourself "I am what I am and if she doesn't like me that way, then she can go to hell" and make your move. :mrpimp:
it must be the weather...
to be bluntly honest...who cares??...if you are really concerned, see a psychologist or a behavioural scientist.Quote:
WTF Is Wrong With Me
dp.
flashkid, you should ask:
what is not wrong about me? i think that question, although harder to answer, at least will have less answers.
What's the big deal? The woman at 7-11 smiled at me today when she rang me up at the register.
Dang, I wonder if she wanted my body.
I should go back... :rolleyes:
Sometimes people just smile because it's the polite thing to do.
You could have extreme social phobia or an anxiety disorder. You might need medication. I agree with Sir Petley and would suggest you seek some help.
I DO NOT have social phobia. It's just that I'm a little shy sometimes and I'd really like to work on it.
Oh well.......I've got Friday anyhow.
Friday? Like that guy on the desert island? :DQuote:
Originally posted by FlashKid105
Oh well.......I've got Friday anyhow.
Nuh-uh:rolleyes:
I'm talkin' bout the fact that I have Comm Skills on Friday
What exactly do you do in Communication Skills 1? Sit around and chat? Sounds like a bit of a dos subject.
Prefacing your comment with the words 'bluntly honest' should and does not give you carte blanche to sound like a complete jackass.Quote:
Originally posted by david petley
it must be the weather...
to be bluntly honest...who cares??...if you are really concerned, see a psychologist or a behavioural scientist.
dp.
id do what forrest did, play dumb, meet a girl named jenny(omg u did this) give her chocolates all the time, let her show u hehr boobie, then let hehr show you whhat it feels like(try not to throw up) then eventually say "i may not be smart, but i know what love..is..." and if it starts raining your golden.
other wise, have ur mom give you like $300 and make like the kids in "milk money";)
Hahahaha :D He says what you were all thinking ;)Quote:
Originally posted by hurricaneone
Prefacing your comment with the words 'bluntly honest' should and does not give you carte blanche to sound like a complete jackass.
I stopped being interested in hurricaneone's opinions of me a long time ago (if I ever was) ...and as for jackass, your opinion is your opinion, and means crap to me.
...and you know what, i be bluntly honest again...I still don't care...to see kiddies in the lounge talking about their lack of social skills does not interest me.
It is either a phase they are going through, or they just need more practice talking to real people, instead of typing to a bunch of lounge lizards.
Flahkid, go outside and talk to some real people your own age face to face, learn some social skills that will stand you in good stead.
dp
I swear I've said this all before.Quote:
Originally posted by david petley
Flashkid, go outside and talk to some real people your own age face to face, learn some social skills...
Listen to the above advice, kiddo.
Hehehehe Davey... I think he was joking :DQuote:
Originally posted by david petley
I stopped being interested in hurricaneone's opinions of me a long time ago (if I ever was) ...and as for jackass, your opinion is your opinion, and means crap to me.
...and you know what, i be bluntly honest again...I still don't care...to see kiddies in the lounge talking about their lack of social skills does not interest me.
It is either a phase they are going through, or they just need more practice talking to real people, instead of typing to a bunch of lounge lizards.
Flahkid, go outside and talk to some real people your own age face to face, learn some social skills that will stand you in good stead.
dp
oh well, no big grinning smilies, so I am not so sure, but if I am mistaken .....c'est la bleeding vie.Quote:
Originally posted by Markp.com
Hehehehe Davey... I think he was joking :D
dp
Ahhh, he's just in the Gerby ilk of not using smilies...Quote:
Originally posted by david petley
oh well, no big grinning smilies, so I am not so sure, but if I am mistaken .....c'est la bleeding vie.
dp
Jerry's thought for the day "I look at it this way, everything I read on FK is meant as a joke... even the things I write.
Theres no point getting narked at something some jerk posted on a website that doesn't really exist :D
As you say, c'est la vie" :)
Quote:
Originally posted by FlashKid105
Nuh-uh:rolleyes:
I'm talkin' bout the fact that I have Comm Skills on Friday
Which is a well known fact to all of us as you know...
Say what if we are all part of his Project for this course, huh?? think of it...:eek:
He's coming to the lounge to learn communication skills?? :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by el-Ignoramus
Which is a well known fact to all of us as you know...
Say what if we are all part of his Project for this course, huh?? think of it...:eek:
maybe it's the teacher using us all as guinea pigs...you know, let's see how much crap one group of people will put up with online when they would have thrown their hands up in despair in real life and walked away without bothering to respond.
dp
Which made me think of this snippet by Maddox:Quote:
Originally posted by hurricaneone
Prefacing your comment with the words 'bluntly honest' should and does not give you carte blanche to sound like a complete jackass.
Quote:
Sorry, but (also known as "No offense, but"):
Girls usually say this when they think they're being clever: "sorry, but you're a moron." It's a phrase derived from the expression people use when they're breaking some bad news to an old friend: "I'm sorry to say this, but the results are back and... you're an idiot." The only problem is, they never intend to say it with such eloquence, but rather, they use the phrase like it's a blunt object, hammering their square insult through your round psyche. If you think someone's an idiot, just come out and say it without these ***** apologies you dumb hag. Unless you're a character in a fighting game, have big boobs, and just won the round with a ***** slap, saying "sorry" just before you insult someone is obnoxious, cut the bull****.
I'll do it...
jackass :DQuote:
Originally posted by david petley
it must be the weather...
to be bluntly honest...who cares??...if you are really concerned, see a psychologist or a behavioural scientist.
dp.
What are you talking about? First off you vent about how you are shy sometimes and don't have the curage to talk to women, then you say it's about the fact you have Comm Skills friday. Seriously man, what the heck is going on here? I'm totally confused.
I'm sorry we're freshly out of "fish-in-the-ear" could you try the Galaxy next door ;)Quote:
Originally posted by sk8Krog
What are you talking about? ................. I'm totally confused.
Hey flashkid and dp, take a http://board.flashkit.com/board/imag.../2004/10/1.jpgpill
:D
i so posted that like last month,
...my doctor says I need to taper off my chill pills slowly to avoid serious side effects.Quote:
Originally posted by GMF ™
Hey flashkid and dp, take a chill pill :D
GMF ™, my PM's are working....this is not muscle beach.
but oh, what a six pack.... :p
dp
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Originally posted by FlashKid105
Dear God,
Why is it that whenever I see a girl who seems nice and she smiles at me that I always do the best I can to look away??????? Maybe that's why I'm feelin' a bit stupid these days.
EXCUSE ME GUYS BUT I PERSONALLY KNOW FLASHKID105 AND HERE IS WHO HE REALLY IS:
http://1moviesearch.com/photos/brad_pitt1.jpg
THIS GUY POSTS THIS QUESTION AS A JOKE JUST TO MOCK ALL OF YOU WHO SPEND 85% OF YOUR TIME IN THIS LOUNGE. RIGHT NOW HE IS IN JAMAICA DRIVING A FERRARI AND ANGELINA JOLIE AND HALLE BERRY ARE FONDLING HIS PRIVATE PARTS. ;)
on a serious note, you better act on these chics staring at you and be thankful, most dudes complain about how come the girls ARE NOT LOOKING AT THEM!
get some balls son...you're a man now! dont look away next time. say the first thing that comes to mind or pick a line that works and use it over and over again, lol. now go get em!!!!!!!!!!! you have just been trained by a pro!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by FlashKid105
Dear God,
Why is it that whenever I see a girl who seems nice and she smiles at me that I always do the best I can to look away??????? Maybe that's why I'm feelin' a bit stupid these days.
It's simple. You are just too much of a
http://www.iup-apscuf.org/images/Female.gif
Try this:
You: "How much does a Penguin weight?"
Her: "I don't know?"
You: "Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm ______"
It's all in the delivery. Has to be funny yet smooth.
Are you still a virgin?Quote:
Originally posted by FlashKid105
Why is it that whenever I see a girl who seems nice and she smiles at me that I always do the best I can to look away??????? .
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isnt it ? yes it is. Its Aria :lovers:
owww :hugs: GMFQuote:
Originally posted by GMF ™
isnt it ? yes it is. Its Aria :lovers:
Muah!
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Quote:
Originally posted by GMF ™
isnt it ? yes it is. Its Aria :lovers:
:D :D
I think I know what I want do do for April Fool's Day.
that's not answering my question.... but hey it's a public forum and you opened yourself up :pQuote:
Originally posted by FlashKid105
:D :D
I think I know what I want do do for April Fool's Day.
Hey btw I dont know you but :shakes hand:
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Uhhhh yeah,
See I think I really like this girl who's in my Comm Skills 1 class and I have to tell her that I like her one way or the other.