what’s the last embarrassing thing you did while alone?

so, i'm driving into work this morning, and i find myself singing bowie's "space oddity" into my granola bar...and with feeling. "this is major tom to ground control, i'm stepping thru the door, and i'm floating in a most a-pa-cul-liar way. and the stars look very dif-ferent to-day-hay-a-ay." i don't really think that's too embarrassing, but if a secret camera had been broadcasting to the jumbotron in times square, i many have felt differently.

ok, now it's your turn to share with the class...

i did a free style rap about my little toe.

Major Tom is just great :thumbsup:
Nothing embarrassing, even not under the shower with a mustache :)

I was giggeling like a child to some stupid pic last week and i was just
so greateful that no mike recorded that weired giggeling..
Unluckily my wife (a psychatrist) was still @work, so i didn't get a
happy pill ..

embarrasing or pathetic?
I do both quite often.

Has to be my "singing into a lysol can as if it's a microphone of Rod Stewart's "If You Think I'm Sexy" in my Scooby-Doo boxers and matching Scooby-Doo socks"

I listen to the Corrs and sing along. The song "No Frontiers" is my favourite.

Damn you all for making me confess this.

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Originally Posted by Natsia

embarrasing or pathetic?

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lol...good call. i don't even like bowie that much...

when no one is looking...i like to....read posts on flashkit...


i am so ashamed

! I am so alarmed that vampstko is ashamed !

I once started bealting out a Nirvana song in the men's room while standing at a urinal, thinking the stalls were all empty.

Then came the very obvious clearing of the throat...

I see... I start humming some rubbish song...

ok so why not fess up....
Embarrassing : walking to the deli a few days ago, some woman driving past sared at me really funny, so i check myself, zip was down... black pants, white knickers...
NICE.

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zip was down... black pants, white knickers...

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its how all the kids are wearing em now adays

Yeah. Ducked into the nearest shop.
Nearly died.
One of those classic, I want to dissappear down my own navel moments.

saggin'...it's all about the saggin'...

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saggin'...it's all about the saggin'...

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im a big fan of firm, yet soft, then again i am a little younger, and you old folk love stuff that sagging.

I have NO idea what either of you are on about.
I think I might prefere it that way.

I was totally spacing out watching tv and I drooled down my shirt. Yeah...

Haha, I always get a good laugh from these threads...

I would rather not participate in this one though...

-Ostil-

sagging is the art of wearing your pants below your cheeks, so that your boxers show.
check the definitions here:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sagging

http://bschiff55.f2o.org/blog/wp-con...sagdiagram.jpg

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Originally Posted by gerbick

Has to be my "singing into a lysol can as if it's a microphone of Rod Stewart's "If You Think I'm Sexy" in my Scooby-Doo boxers and matching Scooby-Doo socks"

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so the next to last thing was actually adorning those garments?

I'm still too pathetic to contribute, you guys actually think I'm somewhat well adjusted still

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I'm still too pathetic to contribute, you guys actually think I'm somewhat well adjusted still

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...we did?...

a guy can hope. :p

Well one time I put my **** in a ****.

I'll never do that again.

I said "Monkey" really loud a few times - each time in a different voice.