Complete the following phrase with signs of incompetence.
with multimillion dollar contracts.Quote:
I'm a professonal web designer
My client wants torches and dancing bears I can do this in word but I always have problems with front page
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Complete the following phrase with signs of incompetence.
with multimillion dollar contracts.Quote:
I'm a professonal web designer
My client wants torches and dancing bears I can do this in word but I always have problems with front page
...when my client asked for SSL, I told them the only server side language I knew was CGI. Tripod doesn't support PHP.
I can do anything in flash.
they hired him.... mofo be a master of the shape tween... that's about it though. Jackaroo throws down some mad table tags to, but I guess he has to not knowing didly poo about css
I'm a professonal web designer...that can bring to life your wildest dreams for only 10.00 an hour.
I'm a professional web designer...
...where can I download the Flash Kit at...?
I'm a professonal web designer
No matter what I do my movies won't show up on geocities.
I want a refund.
priceless.Quote:
Originally Posted by EVPohovich
I'm a professional web designer:
Trust me, the site will look ten times more professional if I put a username and password textbox right there. It will make guests think you have important VIP clientele.
I'm a professional web designer...
I want to display a picture to be 7 inches long by 9 inches tall.
I'm a professional web designer...
My Client is a fish warehouse. Does the latest version of flash have scratch and smeill?
I'm a professional web designer...
Let me know if you're interested in my services, you can contact me at [email protected]
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by creativeinsomnia
lmfao at that e-mail addy.
I'm a professional web designer choose me and your journey to the dark side will be complete. However for 10 dollars an hour i recommend Gerbick.
Easy there shadowking.
We can keep this fun without resorting to flaming.
Flaming? It was a simple post with no offense intended. He said he would work for the rate in another post. The rest is completely inoffensive. I'm sorry i entered your thread i do try to stay out of the stupid ones my mistake. Different sense of humor thats for sure.
I'm a professional web designer...
because i can make my own 'under construction' animated gifs
i modify templatemonster templates
I can scroll text and make music play...nice!!
I'm a professonal web designer....
Why doesnt my site show up in french when I am in france?
I'm a professonal web designer....
....that uses all the latest technology like RSS, XML and AJAX. Every new client gets 1 500ml bottle of AJAX with a choice of colours #FFFF00, #FF0000, #00CC00 and #00FF00
Http://www.ajax.jp/images/usa.jpg
I'm a professonal web designer....
...I am teh 1337, I PWN all.
Then his mommy walks into his room and grounds his 12 years old ass for a month from teh internets after she caught him downloading pr0n with a keylogger from AOL.com.
I'm a professonal web designer....
...Instead of boring html I can make it all in flash. I make each page a new scene (after the intro of course. About a minute long intro is best) and flash just writes the html for me. My buddy writes all of the ftp and uploads the site via php.
I'm a professonal web designer....
I can make a very cool copy of 2advanced using my decompiler
I'm a professonal web designer....
my WHOLE website is one big sliced image...exported through Phtoshop. :)
Im a proffesional web designer...
...because my myspace looks better than yours!! :D
</psp> Never doing that again...
I'm a professional web designer,,,,
I"m certified in outlook express.
I'm a professional web designer...
...I learnt Photoshop from Good-tutorials.com
I was trying to decide between that one and the one I posted. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by whispers
I am 14 years old.
I'm a professional web designer...
The eight megabyte wav file I'm using as background music is so cool! I have five cds full of clipart and flashing gifs, too!
I'm a professional web designer...
....and I know how to get the most out of advertising on websites and keep load times to a minimum, take a look at one of my ad laden sites www.FlashKit.com :yikes:
I'm a professional web designer...
Can I have some money please?
This is just too easy and fun to read.
Haha, yeah, but the sad this is that most of it is true.
My favorite so far.Quote:
Originally Posted by Natsia
I'm a professional web designer
because I have big thumbs
I'm a professional web designer because the certificate i made in mspaint says so!
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../certified.jpg
I think I'm gonna print this out on some fancy paper, frame it, and hang it in my office!
I'm a professional web designer...
...and I use stock photos of people of varied ethnicities sitting around a conference table with their sleeves rolled up to show how dynamic and team-oriented I am in providing full multimedia web solutions.
...and you NEED to check out this site! --> 2advanced.com
...skip intro.