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here I am just reading over some code that Squize has so nicely helped me out with today......and I come to the collision event function........
All I can say is I'm glad we didn't use webcams for a video conference on this projectCode:if(mc.type=="time"){
//Bump the time up blah, blah, blah. I'm naked as I write this btw
mc.collectedFlag=true;
mc.gotoAndStop(2);
chris error
ps. thanks babe, you've saved me on this one ;)
I find the blind panic induced by having to turn around something really quickly is eased by writing silliness in the code.
I just wonder how many people are looking at the forum, see the thread title, and think to themselves "I thought as much".
Squize.
PS I'm typing this one handed babe... oh hang on... nearly... nearly... and back to both hands again.
I guess he just want´s to make sure that you will work as well in future with him if not at least because of those priceless comments ;)
This is why I make a point of not commenting my code. :)
render, you should have heard the grovelling to get me on this project. Pitiful is the only way to describe it.
But hey, what can you do if you can't help the little people now and again ?
:)
V, glad you didn't have anything nasty to say about working with me ( Although there was lot's you could have said ).
Oh, and comment your code!
Squize.
ladies and gentlemen of the jury(mods)...I must ask that the defendant's last comment be striken from the record, he is obviously unsound of mind. Let us look at the two individuals involved here, one a known sexual deviant who spends nearly all his time online in forums (possibly 'grooming' future victims) the other a known sexual deviant who spends nearly all his time online in forums (possibly 'grooming' future victims)....oh...umm the prosecution rests.
Thanks for the laughs :)
:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Squize
Only time I reach for the commenting keys is if I want to disable a few lines of code, or leave a reminder in for what to work on the following day. The code's only ever meant to be seen by me, so I figure I don't need to comment it.
Oh come on, who hasn't tried:
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at least once in their lives
sheesh, told today we need to turn over all our source code for 3rd party approval... anyone got a decent profanity search n replace tool..? or if not any jobs going? :scared:
I've learnt my lesson there, I accidentally put something quite rude into one of the Jamie Kane games ( The passenger database ) involving a dog and a nun and it wasn't until the final sweep before it went live that I caught it ( Although it did make me giggle 'cause I'd forgotten about it ).
Was also tempted to have a Gary Glitter easter egg in the Terrible Triplets game I did, but I imagine I'd never have worked again if that had been found.
Oh ( All flooding back now :) ) we did try and draw a willy in the sand of one of the adidas games but there was no way we could hide it well enough, although in one of the adidas games there's a chest freezer, and in that there are little bloody handprints which we totally forgot to remove ( That was a homage to all the children who seem to climb into chest freezers down the rubbish dumps only to have the doors slam shut on them ).
Did get busted a couple of times in work for giving vars dirty names, in case script kiddies decompiled them.
Squize.
Haha, highlight of the day! (Yes I need a hobby) :)
Ali
http://www.google.com/codesearch?hl=en
i can't show a naughty link, cause that'll be naughty. Naughty words usually come up with some laughs
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I think some really really nasty variable names may also dissuade some decompilers. How about some really, really bad pictures inside a movie clip named "Critical". (You know what I'm talking about...).
LOL..
who hasn't done it indeed?
Just don't decompile any of my source code with your mother in the room, let's just put it that way. Bad points aside, it's a unique way for you to identify your own code in other people's scripts.
It's when it starts looking like this:
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or
trace (counterVar + "If this variable doesn't equal 32 I am so throwing my computer out the window")
... You know you're in trouble.
I've used both of them. :(
I guess LOL but even in the most stressful of situations I've never actually used profanity... I've used like trace("PLEASE WORK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD"), but I've never really thought to use vulgarity. I guess maybe because I'm the only one that sees the code. In effect I'm cursing at myself. :{
Very true, but the way I look at, there's no one else to blame. Except flash.Quote:
Originally Posted by ImprisonedPride
Golden rule of flash developers: When all else fails, blame flash. ;)
I do sometimes write whole sentences of filth ( In a trace ) when things are going bad, but the favourite, which is a preloaded staple I've taken close to my heart, is just a simple:
trace("cock");
Just says everything you need to know.
Squize.
Do you declare cock to use a string of more filth? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Squize
I had to edit some of the posts to keep this thread within FK rules, remember:
Quote:
Do not use profanity and do not post indecent or offensive images. You will neither post with language or content that is obscene, sexually-oriented, or sexually suggestive, nor link to sites that contain such content. Flash Kit is a G-rated forum - this means don't post anything you wouldn't want your granny or little brother/sister seeing! Words that have been placed on the automatic censure list are there because this is a G-rated site. As such, members will not make an effort to circumvent this system by replacing select characters or by any other means.
"You will neither post with language or content that is obscene, sexually-oriented, or sexually suggestive"
Well that's my FK posting days over, I've got nothing else to say.
Sorry about the thread turning a bit sweary T. Can I just say Chris did start it, so it should really be him whose punished. Severely.
Squize.
Strictly speaking, the phrase "sexually suggestive" is sexually suggestive. So please mind your language guys.
We need to remember that there are kids reading this forum, and we might damage their fragile little minds. Lets stick to benign subjects like grand theft auto, fps deathmatches and slicing up hordes of goblins in RTS games. Thnx
Hmm I can't see the delete button, yay for my net speed......
:)
Iam a commentin' freak, I would write:-
//attach the hudMc
_root.attachMovie("hudMc","hudMc",_root.getNextHig hestDepth());
Just to make sure Iam the law....can't can't beat the law :)
In my game 'Tiger Of Mysore' I had written seperate .as files for all the player and enemy units, and weirdly, also for the main fort wall.
So in the fort wall's .as file I wrote:-
//FSM for the fort wall..........prrffttt, I mean FSM for a dumb wall....prrfftt
This made my dayQuote:
trace("cock");
I am a novice!
but,I do understand a little of what you are talking!
I don't understand a word
to Mentuat:That's because Tonypa edited the posts.Quote:
Originally Posted by tonypa
Interesting thread indeed. When I first started over here at the ol'e office I was over looking some of the code. Came across a trace that involved George Washington and Ferdo.
It would definitley be a learning experience workig with Squize. Though with my low skill I'm sure I'd make him do all the work.
I don't think I'm that good to work with to be honest, I slip between total control freak where everything has to be perfect ( "Can't you see that's a pixel out ? It's ruined, delete it all, cancel the project" ), to a "Yeah, that'll do" couldn't care less attitude.
Usually flip between the two every five mins or so though out the day.
Squize.
Good times. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Squize
reasons not to work with me - i dribble
Don't they say "cocked up" in England, to mean "screwed up" ? Isn't quite as offensive in that context as it might seem ...
Context is very important. Especially when we have a town called s****horpe.
Or sometimes "cock-ups", which sound like some kind of really dangerous exercise...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray Beez
...That most people here probably do. :p
What can I say, I have a dirty mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by tonypa
Sorry Tony :hug:
:)
Why don't we do more productive work.... I mean in a FLASH.
OH! OH! Don't catch me again on wrong foot.
I mean developing FLASH games.