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The Bisous Pure Belgian Chocolate Edible Anus is made from the finest chocolate from Belgium crafted into an eerily accurate replica of an anus. One consumer said it was the best anus he’d ever paid for. I am in complete agreement.
http://www.divinecaroline.com/ext/ar...edibleanus.jpg
http://www.divinecaroline.com/ext/ar...s/boxnchoc.jpg
I will not be asking you what your search string was in order for you to find this.
Nope. Not even curious.
digg.com
This is wrong on so many levels... so much that I had to click away for a moment to gather my thoughts.
I love chocolate.
I never thought I would see anything made of chocolate that my brain would rebel against eating, but looking at that photo seems to be causing a split in my psyche.
Part of my brain is saying, "Mmmmmm chocolate"
The rest of my brain is slowly backing away from the first part and looking for the exit.
:scared:
Thanks WannaBe. Now I'm having "Naked Lunch" flashbacks.
I just don't get why 2 sides are higher then the others. Makes it look like a mouth.
chocolate starfish?Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick
In searching for an answer to this question, I came across this photo. Doesn't really explain much, but...Quote:
Originally Posted by WannaBe_80z
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/atta...nus_soccer.jpg
switched from non-parsing [*img] tags to just url tags instead.
was there supposed to be a photo?
is that a fred durst reference..if so it fits perfectly :DQuote:
Originally Posted by hanratty21
Think real carefully about the name of that album Lefty.
it amazes me when people pay no attention to lyrics...
here's the pic that refused to link before...
http://marshmallowpie.com/images/anus_soccer.jpg
no, i understand the album meaning. it's just every once in a while i hear "chocolate starfish" and unfortunately...limp bizkit comes to mind. They ruin everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by jAQUAN
I didn't even think of that. Thank god. I hate that band.
What would you like better, a chocolate anus, or bread that looks like a corpse?
Thats almost enough to go off chocolate altogether LOL
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Bc9wCrkEQ&NR=1
Chocolate turds from frozen chocolate milk.
Seriously... there's too far, and where you just went, Stoke.
I'm suing them. That's my anus, I'm sure of it. I want royalties for each one sold.
So... how they get a mold of your anus? Hmmmm?
it was a dark period for him a couples years ago- don't bring back the memories.
If that's what your ass looks like then your a freak.
Sorry forgot to mention that this would be the ideal accompaniment - now scream again!:yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick
http://www.fakecrap.com/images/jokes...pray_small.jpg
Same way you get a yeast infection. From fk'ing the pillsbury dough boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by gerbick
sssssssh. I placed up a couple of Grands biscuits up top... Doughgirl... yeah!
Britney?
Yeah, upon seeing this (& shortly after vomitting a little bit in my mouth) my first question was :
"hmm, how does one go about landing a job as an anus model?"
& then :
Were there any anus model rejects?
What are the qualifications for "getting the part"?
Does that go on one's resumé?
Was there a group of creatives looking at 8x10 glossy pictures of "anus shots" while choosing their model?
...then I realized that I was putting too much thought into this & went & Googled "Vagina Cakes" for a scenery change...& to make sure that I was still hetero. ;)
check it out - 420 posts!!...not that that means anything! ;)
If you give this chocolate to your special one on Valentine's Day, will they put out.