Random Thoughts :: 01

One line, per person per post... a random thought. Let's see how fast we can ramp this to 1000 replies.

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I'm no longer dating chicks with a well-stocked medicine cabinet.

Fruity Pebbles are the better version of Fruitloops.

why did i buy this can of gingerale. its no longer cold and i dont see myself drinking it.

Never again will I have a serious relationship and buy a sandwich deli and especially definately never again will I do both at the same time.

i wonder if could sell a script based on a summer blockbuster movie about Larpers.

if 90% of commercials anymore are cell phone related, will we all die naked in the streets with nothing but our phones?

chips ahoy or oreo... i'm hungry and need cookies now

I hate crows, they're sneaky and cruel

I'm balancing my keyboard on my chair arm and even though there are more keys on the left side, it's favoring the right. Why is the number pad so heavy?

This is one expensive rock concert.

this thread is never going to hit 1000 replies without a considerable amount of boobs.

this is like a poor man's twitter

i drank that can of gingerale.. it was warm.

Buying a bag of mini chocolates does not mean you will eat less chocolate.

Why is it every time i pick my nose its full again in a few minutes?

i love saying various iterations of the F-word in any situation possible, as much as possible.

I just walked into a situation where I couldn't win... even non-participation would have been a loss.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

I really need to sleep more

I was wondering if there was a word to describe that phenomenon where, if you say a word too many times, it loses meaning and context.

My birthday was not extraordinary.

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If this thread was a C++ application, 01 one would be a qualified member of the random thoughts class.

Opposites attract though they only stick around if both are magnets.

that felt so much better...

I hate getting up early on a Saturday, it makes me feel like capitalism is the only winner.

i need to debug my life. feels like i'm in an infinite loop

wonders why there aren't more high school's that offer boxing as a sport.

i wish there were more saturdays in the week.

I'm wondering if drinking whiskey tonight will help or hinder the passing of my cold.

when does this get easy?

Not a single person I know dislikes ninjas.

why cant i fly?

A guy I work with just got fired for refusing to take a drug test.

Carly makes an appearance and the lounge is rejuvenated

It's been a bit of a sausage-fest.

give me that filet of fish, give me that fish.. give me that filet of fish... give me that fish.

is it ok to try the boxers on before you buy them?

thinks that terrell owens could possible have the best year of his career as a buffalo bill...hmmm.

I admit that I buy too many toys.