Think of it this way mark... word gets around fast. If you've got..umm... assets that are worth spreading around, go for it! I'm sure life will get much better afterwards.. if you don't... crawl back into your hole. :D
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Think of it this way mark... word gets around fast. If you've got..umm... assets that are worth spreading around, go for it! I'm sure life will get much better afterwards.. if you don't... crawl back into your hole. :D
any nude posing experts... what happens when a male is posing and something of his goes up?? would you just stand there and think unsexy thoughts and hope the artists take it in a professional manner or would you just leave. and what's going through your mind when you're posing? I know if i did it i'd be constantly trying to think unsexy thoughts
but the more you think unsexy thoughts the more you think about what your body shouldn't be doing and it just carries on.
Maybe you should get drunk before you do it.
Artisits- has this ever happened while you have been painting a nude, what do you do, just ignore "it" and smile politely as the model squirms with shame?
Most of 'em ignore it, but I know some titter about it outside after class. But I think they all know how men's minds don't really control everything! Iwould just think unsexy thoughts, I think get up and walking out like that is a bit unusual!:) Usually you just get so damn bored up there, or cramped trying to hold a pose.Quote:
Originally posted by hobbi
any nude posing experts... what happens when a male is posing and something of his goes up?? would you just stand there and think unsexy thoughts and hope the artists take it in a professional manner or would you just leave. and what's going through your mind when you're posing? I know if i did it i'd be constantly trying to think unsexy thoughts
At my school there was one guy who brought his harley in to pose on, and HE was the guy who usually had such a problem with things going up. I think he was dreaming of his bike tho'.
You'll be immortalized like Velvet Elvis or the Dogs playing Cards!
No really...I wouldn't worry about arrows pointing up. It'll probably shrink out of first time jitters.
I've got an idea!
Take a nudey pic of yourself, upload it and post the URL, then we can really tell you whether or not you should do it!
How come all these posts have to do with marks member rising for the occasion?
If it happens, mark should just ignore it, everyone else will. I would do it, not for the money, but because i will have a whole bunch of ladies staring at me for a while :) It's a real ego booster :D
I have seen that in my inbox a few too many times. :DQuote:
Originally posted by defuzz
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What if they are all thinking "I'm going to be sick?" :DQuote:
Originally posted by killabry
I would do it, not for the money, but because i will have a whole bunch of ladies staring at me for a while :) It's a real ego booster :D
As for the old fella rising... I dunno... I'd probably be scared, but it does have a will(y) of its own :D
So I dunno... maybe they'll let me keep my pants on :D
Has anyone been in a class when the old fella was standing to attention? Can you draw/paint it like that? Or is it against the law :D
Oh... so many questions!
just do it, it will be a learning experience for you. Control of the situation is in someone elses hands for a change.:DQuote:
Originally posted by Markp.com
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Originally posted by killabry
I would do it, not for the money, but because i will have a whole bunch of ladies staring at me for a while :) It's a real ego booster :D
What if they are all thinking "I'm going to be sick?" :D
Tell 'em to use the buckets beside their easels
As for the old fella rising... I dunno... I'd probably be scared, but it does have a will(y) of its own :D
this is very unlikely, posing is not sexy, it's hard work and they look at you like you were a slab of meat
So I dunno... maybe they'll let me keep my pants on :D
not likely, who could resist checking out a pantsless MarkP
Has anyone been in a class when the old fella was standing to attention? Can you draw/paint it like that? Or is it against the law :D
drawing it like that may not be against the law but showing it in public might be.
Just think, if you start your pose like that, then you will have to keep it like that for the duration of the pose :D
Oh... so many questions!
david p.
Hahah that is the worst pun ever! :DQuote:
Originally posted by david petley
Control of the situation is in someone elses hands for a change.:D