What'S cluttering up your (real) desktop?

Well, first time at the computer at home in about two months and I'm finding tons o' stuff(some I don't even remember!):)
AMong, around and covering a scanner, webcam, sweet 19" monitor and 15" monitor and <hangs head in shame>266 pentium 2</hangs head in shame> I found:

A sandelwood statue of Ganesh (supposed to send wealth my way, think I'd better ask for a refund!):)
A bottle of Birgit (ah sweet Birgit)
Two penny whistles (D and G)
Another kitschy 70's 3D card, this time of a deer.
postit all over, with phone #'s I don't recognize
A CD from Mazzy Star
A stuffed Dog that goes 'woof woof' when squeezed or thrown hard at the wall:)
3 DVC 60's
A recipe for Wheat glass drink, for the drink o'the month on the company website, blech!
A plastic Thumb for those nights out when I play dressup as magician and make peoples fiver'S disappear.
And a big chocolate pinocchio nose from Paul Mccarthy.

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Originally posted by eulci
A sandelwood statue of Ganesh (supposed to send wealth my way, think I'd better ask for a refund!):)

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That would be a statue of Laxmi for wealth...Ganes is the remover of obstacles.

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Originally posted by kb1827

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Originally posted by eulci
A sandelwood statue of Ganesh (supposed to send wealth my way, think I'd better ask for a refund!):)

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That would be a statue of Laxmi for wealth...Ganes is the remover of obstacles.

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then why is my desk so messy that I can't even reach the keyboard. Huh?

LMAO!!!! Holy Sh*t i thought i was the only one who couldn't find a keyboard under my pile of mess

Geez i feel right at home too !! :D

. piles of cds blocking out the sun
. squeezable Homer
. C3PO
. calculator
. papers (some contracts between them)
. zip disks
. empty glass
. bottle opener
. empty chocolate bar wrapper
. digicam
. one of those fold-meters
. markers
. I think an LTP1 cable (not sure where it comes from anymore..)
. empty nestea can
. markers
. post-it s
. pens
. remote for the amplifier connected to the computer
. USB cables
. USB hub
. a few mousepads
. thick, plastic, red tape
. a kitchen clock shaped as a carrot
. that stuff to clean your screen
. some flash books

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Originally posted by eulci

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Originally posted by kb1827

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Originally posted by eulci
A sandelwood statue of Ganesh (supposed to send wealth my way, think I'd better ask for a refund!):)

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That would be a statue of Laxmi for wealth...Ganes is the remover of obstacles.

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then why is my desk so messy that I can't even reach the keyboard. Huh?

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I can find my keyboard alroght, just my mouse that I have trouble with...:D

I have...
Big bad ass speakers
Phone
Lots of CD (music and Games)
Polish
Empty coffee mugs.
Flash Actionscript Reference Guide
Bible
Lightwave 3d Manual
Air Freshner

4 big bad ass speakers
17 inch monitor
remote controlf or the speakers,
logitech cordless optical(decent in a way cos it aint got no wires)
keyboard
little bits of paper with numbers on it
some floppy disks
sony minidisc player
empty coca cola glass
microphone
cable modem

oh yeah, my dads got this like 3 story house as his desk man! he got everything on it
fax machine
printer
scanner
2 speakers
17 inch monitor
tower
cd's
6 floppy disk boxes
about 30 manuals
keyboard
mouse
postys
loads of documents
stapler
and about 8 cabinets with stuff inside

plate with half eaten grapefruit
flash book
doodles and drawings
two empty cups
headphones [when parents are home and i need rap]
blank cd's...lots of them
burnt cd's...lots of them
snoopy keychain
bathsalts with origami stars from friend
manymany questionable pieces of paper.
limp bizkit cd [there it is!]
battery...[dead?]
lamp
photo holding thing with no photos [it's new, i'm NOT a loner...???]
stickynotes with passwords to things i don't remember.
little black book phone #s
hi-lighter.
pens pens pens
invitation to something...???
toffee candies ('.^)
stickers found on bananas and/or other fruits
tissue
sports illustrated...swimsuit...it's a firend's.....no really.
small mexican hat thing
big seashell
violin music books

voila, c'est tout! wow, this is definitely one of my cleaner days heh...[why yes i am a pig]...

-a few water bottles, some empty, some half full but warm.
-a laptop ( along with the PC)
- latest copy of SBC skateboard
-3 ziploc-ish bags filled with rookie skateboards stickers
- misc. cds
- my mom's top secret government files
- my [2]rings
- lots of random paper.
- a bag of assorted candy, the good kind from the candy store
- a disposable camera
- 2 phones
- a bunch of my mom's hugo boss crap (paper weight, notepad etc]

:)