who wants a fight??

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Originally posted by Visionray

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Originally posted by Chelle2008
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo mama's so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on water to get a drink.

Yo mama's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.

Yo mama's so fat she uses bacon for Band-aids.

Yo mommas so big that her belly button has an echo.

Yo mommas so big that she uses the I-95 for a slip and slide

Yo mommas so fat that when she steps on the scales it says "To Be Continued".


:D:D:D

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Yo mamas so fat her belt size is "equator"

Yo mamas so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck

Yo mamas so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice

Yo manas so ugly when she cries the tears roll down the back of her head

You mamas so fat, after I have sex with her, I roll over twice and Im still on top of her!!

Your mamas so fat when she wears a Malcolm X shirt, helicopters try to land on her.

Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo mamas so fat instead of wearing Levis 501s she wears Levi's 1002s

Yo mamas so fat When I yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" she comes crashing through the wall

Yo mamas so fat her ass has its own congressman.

Yo mamas so fat when God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

And my ultimate favorite:
Yo mamas so fat the shadow of her ass weighs 100 pounds!!!

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you two could write a book on these 'mama' put-downs :D

Yo mamas so fat when her beeper goes off people think it's cause she's backin up.

Yo mamas so fat her nickname is "DAMN!!!"

Yo mamas so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

:D:D

If Ugliness were bricks, yo mama would have her own projects

your mama's so fat, she left home with high heels, she came back with flip-flops

your mama's so fat, she puts on her belt with a boomerang

your mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips

your mama's so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks

your mama's so hairy, when you came out, you got rug burn

:D

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Originally posted by Chelle2008
If Ugliness were bricks, yo mama would have her own projects

your mama's so fat, she left home with high heels, she came back with flip-flops

your mama's so fat, she puts on her belt with a boomerang

your mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips

your mama's so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks

your mama's so hairy, when you came out, you got rug burn

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ROFL :D:D

Oh yea? Well.....

Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.

Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is rocky-road.

Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.

Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.

Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.

Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.

:D:D:D What do you have to say about that?!! :D

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Originally posted by Visionray

Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.

:D:D:D What do you have to say about that?!! :D

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OMG that is f'in hillarious....my stomach hurts now.

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Originally posted by Visionray

:D:D:D What do you have to say about that?!! :D

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hehehe well,

your mama's armpits so stink, the teacher gave her an A' so she wouldn't need to raise her hand

your mama's house so small, the front and back doors are on the same hinge

your mama's breath so bad, when she stuck out her tongue, it was on a stretcher

your mama's lips so big, Chap stick had to invent a spray

your mama's so skinny, she can peep through the keyhole with both eyes

your mama's like a hardware store: four cents a screw

your mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment

:D:D:D

I hope your moma's arent seeing this :D

hahaha ok..

Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.

Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

:D:D

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs

Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train

Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her

Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection

:D:D:D

hehehe good night y'all i'm out...

Razor...

wow.

I could throw in the obligatory 'only because I didn't participate in round 3' but even though I just did, I won't.
:D :D :D :D

maybe you and I should combine our collective skillz then, and take on all these "folks"..

meh?

visonray and chelle are going for the world record for mama putdowns :p

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Originally posted by Chelle2008

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hehehe good night y'all i'm out...

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What???!!! Where you going Chelle? I was just getting started! :D:D


Snoop Doug,

your mamas so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show.

Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

:D:D:D

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Originally posted by Visionray

Snoop Doug,

your mamas so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show.

Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

:D:D:D

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well...what can i say, I cant deny it :(

your mama is so fat when she steps on a dollar when she picks up her foot she gets 4 quarters.

your mama is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

your mama is so stupid she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

your mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter.

your mama's underarms are so hairy it looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock.

your mama is like a bike, everybody gets a ride.

your mama is so stupid when you asked what was for dinner she put her foot on the table and said CORN!

your mama is so stupid she puts lipstick on the top of her head and says she is making up her mind.

BOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! :D

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Originally posted by Visionray

your mamas so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show.

Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

:D:D:D

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who remembers that joke in the bruce willis movie 'the last boy scout'?? It's too rude to repeat her but it started off, "your mam's so fat i had to roll her in flour and...."

it's very rude :eek:


[Edited by aversion on 08-23-2001 at 11:07 PM]

But he will....the doorman is my friend....

http://www.entertainmail.net/index.phtml?movid=69

He he he

hehe

here you go Visionray,

and Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Your Mama is so fat she is the stunt double for free willy

Your Mama is so fat that when she steps outside Voltron appears to do battle.

Dunno who Voltron is, but yo mamma's so fat, she has other mothers orbiting around her.

:D

If you were a child from the 80s you would know the cartoon Voltron.


anyway


Your Mama is so stupid she thinks starbucks is actually outspace cash.