Hell Yea Chelle! The mama thread!!
Yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade!
yo mamma so ugly she got pulled over for D.W.U.(driving while ugly
Yo momma so stupid her cereal bowl came with a lifegaurd
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Hell Yea Chelle! The mama thread!!
Yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade!
yo mamma so ugly she got pulled over for D.W.U.(driving while ugly
Yo momma so stupid her cereal bowl came with a lifegaurd
Your Mama is so fat Ice cream trucks circle her house 24 hours.
ha!
Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!
yo mama's so dumb, she thought Subway made trains
Yo mama's so dumb she thought Master P was a special restroom
Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!
yo mama so ugly when she pukes on the sidewalk it looks like a self portrait
yo mama so fat she gotta use a flatbed trailer for a roller skate
yo mama so dumb when she goes to the ocean she just stands there wavin back
yeah... well yo mama's an astronaut.. ;)
lol..Quote:
Originally posted by Mac8myPC
yo mama so ugly when she pukes on the sidewalk it looks like a self portrait
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her
yo mamma is so stupid she fell upthe stairs
yo mamma so fat i had to take 2 planes, 3 buses, & 5 cabs just to get on her good side
your mama is so old her birthday got expired
- yo mama so ugly, she went to the zoo, the gorillas all said "welcome back"
yo mama teeth so gapped, on her braces, it says "next tooth one mile"
yo mama teeth so crooked, it looks like she's been chewing on rocks.
yo mama teeth so mixed up, they call her puzzle teeth.
yo mama brushes her teeth with a tirebrush.
yo mama flosses with a rope.
yo mama once ordered everything on the menu, including "thank you, please come again"
Your mama so fat, when she went to buy airline tickets the clerk said "fogret it" and strapped a jet to her arse.
ha hahaha!
:D
Yo' mama so fat, you use her thong as a hammock!
Yo mama's so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade!
Yo' mama so fat, all the restaurants have signs that say "Max. Occupancy 240 OR Yo' Mama!
Yo' mama so fat she has to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails!
Yo Mama is so fat, her ass has it's own congressman
yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
yo mama so fat she's got her own zip code
yo mama so fat if she stands up it causes a solar eclipse
yo mama so ugly the kids on the block go trick or treatin as her every year
yo mama so fat when i walk around her with a compass the magnetic pole in her a$$ keeps the needle pointin at her crack
- yo mama once beat godzilla in an eating contest
yo mama so ugly, she jumped in the lake, and the fish jumped out
yo mama so big, she stepped on the scale and it said "to be continued"
yo mama so old, she babysat moses
yo mama so lips so big, she can whisper in her own ears
yo mama so big, when she goes to the beach, she has to put a sign on her that says "I'm not a whale"
yo mama so big, she beeps when she backs up
Your mama is so fat when she got to all you can eat buffet she said "where is the rest"
Your mama is fat she starts here day off with slimfast mixed in with ranch dressing
Your mama is so fat when she sneezes white gravy shoots out of her nose.....(yuck)
yo mama so stank when they give somebody the gas chamber they just have her come in the room and blow some a$$
yo mama so dumb she finally got passed 3rd grade when she was 16
yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked her momma
yo mama got so much hair on her body she looks like big foot
yo mama so fat and ugly when you go to scottland all the tourist take her picture thinkin she's the loch ness monster
Ok this it for me. After this Im out .
I want to thank you all. I have not laughed this hard in a long time......
Your Mama is so big she made the first draft pick in the NFL (nose guard)
Your Mama is so stupid Jerrys kids wont even take her.
Your Mama is so fat the dog is greatful to eat.
Your Mama is so fat the scales wimper when she walks by
Your Mama is so fat hydralic jacks are needed to spread butt cheeks for passing of gas.
Your Mama is so fat, The webster dictionary just uses her picture to define fat.
Your Mama is so Fat. She made Jenny Craig say.....Jesus lady you are really huge!
Your mama is so fat that when trick or treaters come to the door she eats them.
#Im with pansy b... I mean Brucey :DQuote:
Originally posted by RazoRmedia
outside swerve ya girl
Come fight me with my large pointy stick of doom! :D
try to fight with teh unanswered questions in the help section.
four words for you...Quote:
Originally posted by TheEnigma
Come fight me with my large pointy stick of doom! :D
THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!
dang, that's five :D
YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME?!
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Well have some!
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