I mean as to break a relationship.
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I mean as to break a relationship.
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It's not you, it's me.
Oh that!
And I was going to quote a link from a game show. :D
"don't let the door hit you on the way out"
...there is no nice way
truths always good..
But in hell, that may be against your religion so you could say something like sorry the dog ate my feelings?
no seriously the truth is best, whatever it may be.
good luck
I have to go to mongolia to save some orphans in the wildrness and I don't know if or when I will be back.. I don't know.. circumstance always broke off my relationships so I have never broken up with someone in person.. I guess I am lucky?
Actually I think honosty is the best ticket in most cases.
you could always take the "springer" approach and tell them that you have been sleeping with their mother/sister/brother/best friend/teacher/postman or favorite trans-gender sex industry worker
seems to work for them every time, although you may have to pretend to live in a "home with wheels"
peace and love
starchie
I just have to nip out for a bit to get a pack of smokes
just say youre a worthless piece of **** and you have no use for them any longer. OR you can just one low waste of space and just stop talking to her/him/it. There are people who do that you know. White trash with bad accents.
;)
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Originally posted by Dzine
The word for the day is legs. Go spread the word.
be a man about it... tell the truth.
unless it's something ultra-petty like she wears too much purple, her second toe is longer than her big toe, she doesn't like to hear you belly-ache on your dates about FK, or she chases you around with knives...
Just say, "For some inexplicable reason, I'm not happy in the relationship. It's nothing you are doing, nor me. Just that the timing for us is just not right now."
that way, you both walk away with your dignity, hopefully you can maintain your friendship, and it'll be cool.
see? there is another person that is in the right mindset :) tell the truth! Don't make up excuses.Quote:
Originally posted by gerbick
be a man about it... tell the truth.
unless it's something ultra-petty like she wears too much purple, her second toe is longer than her big toe, she doesn't like to hear you belly-ache on your dates about FK, or she chases you around with knives...
Just say, "For some inexplicable reason, I'm not happy in the relationship. It's nothing you are doing, nor me. Just that the timing for us is just not right now."
that way, you both walk away with your dignity, hopefully you can maintain your friendship, and it'll be cool.
The hell with the Truth man!
Just knock on her door without any notice, say
"Listen hun, I cant handle this sh*t no more! Your causing me too much pain when I see you with other guys....its over"
That way you get to put the blame on her and make her think it was her fault, she thinks your nuts, will not speak to you anymore except the Hello thing AND she's not going to say anything to her friends...I mean, Whats she gonna say "Yeah, we broke up...he came to my house cause he was upset about seeing me with other men" :D:D
Im such a dodgy bastard
damn i thought u was gonna leave fk by the sound of your thread title, oh well;)
"It's not me ... it's you"
Always answer a question with a question.
Why are you realy dumping her? Come on...out with it.
jofta
:DQuote:
Originally posted by jamble7000
"It's not me ... it's you"
Tell her and that now that you got to know her better you cant stand her .
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"see you in hell muvva f*cker"
works everytime....:p
Ouch ... cold Aria :pQuote:
Originally posted by Aria
:DQuote:
Originally posted by jamble7000
"It's not me ... it's you"
Tell her and that now that you got to know her better you cant stand her .
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why waste time with the wrong person ? :)Quote:
Originally posted by jamble7000
Ouch ... cold Aria :pQuote:
Originally posted by Aria
:DQuote:
Originally posted by jamble7000
"It's not me ... it's you"
Tell her and that now that you got to know her better you cant stand her .
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True ... I spent two years with the wrong person at uni and my life is much better now I'm single :)
i can sort of relate to that :)Quote:
Originally posted by jamble7000
True ... I spent two years with the wrong person at uni and my life is much better now I'm single :)
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oh well ... you have an army of admirers here to keep you going :DQuote:
Originally posted by Aria
i can sort of relate to that :)Quote:
Originally posted by jamble7000
True ... I spent two years with the wrong person at uni and my life is much better now I'm single :)
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off topic completely...
I just clicked on the actionscripts.com link on your footer and went to the http://www.colorgenics.com site and had a go ... man it gives some depressing results no matter what colours you pick!
yeah David found that one - its supposed to give you your psych profile :)Quote:
Originally posted by jamble7000
off topic completely...
I just clicked on the actionscripts.com link on your footer and went to the http://www.colorgenics.com site and had a go ... man it gives some depressing results no matter what colours you pick!
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Jeez, you're from hell! I thought this would gbe easy for you!
Anyways, tell the girl that you don't think it's working out between you two, then say that you still want to be friends.
Easy as pie!
i guess u could take her out to dinner and act normal then suddenly start screamming 'the action script is coming, WE ARE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIE'
then she might think your mad and end it instead, alternatively move to a remote part of scotland and grow vegtables for the rest of your days and hope she will never find u ,
if that all fails i guess u can say to her. ' lifes a b*tch and so am i the world owes me so f*ck u'
Say:
"Sorry"
then kiss them on the nose or forehead and walk away.
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Originally posted by asheep_uk
Say:
"Sorry"
then kiss them on the nose or forehead and walk away.
lol. then u can start laughing and throw a brick and them and said u slept with there dog.
alright this has turned into a joke... she called me to see what i was doing so i just said that i got lots of homework to work on... yarr... http://board.flashkit.com/board/imag...2001/10/71.gif so. have a cookie.
Jeez, you're from hell! I thought this would gbe easy for you!
Anyways, tell the girl that you don't think it's working out between you two, then say that you still want to be friends.
Easy as pie!
its a hard job but someone's gotta do it eh? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by thewiz1972
:D:DQuote:
Originally posted by Dzine
The word for the day is legs. Go spread the word.
:D
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You shouldn't talk like that on these boards Marcus, please refrain from doing it.Quote:
Originally posted by marcus_from_hell
have a cookie.
And I deleted my post for someone, you know who you are.
Its very clear man
Just do something she doesn't like, so she will break-up with you herself!!!
;)
I saw it. Thought it was, in the context of this thread, not as offensive as that person took it. Maybe because I've never have had a STD, I can see the humor in it.Quote:
Originally posted by Fruitloops
And I deleted my post for someone, you know who you are.
No worries Fruits, it'll be all ok :cool:
ooops
sorry
[Edited by PixelAddict on 02-02-2002 at 04:40 PM]
OK few Ways you can handle this...you can come out as a shmuck or as a sweetie. To be honest, I wouldnt go with any of em:D:D
Act like a complete horny ass bastard and say "Get naked, get in bed, Im comming or its over, this has been draged on too long" This will not work obviouslt if your sexually active.
thats 1.
2. Simply say "Im gay"
3. Go up to her "I really need to talk to you....I want us to be friends...you know the rest" and walk off:D:D
4. "Hunie, Im going in a depression mode and dont want to drag you down with me cause I care for you so much" Do something unusual infront of her, have a fag or something.
5. Start talking to her Parents about sex, they'll do the breaking up for you:D:D
6. Call her up "Meet me at Starbucks!" You go there with your friends, she comes, and say, "Go back home and change you look like a $2 corner hoe!" That'll end it, your friends will think your a god.
MAN!! you really have it packed and ready :DQuote:
Originally posted by phaty
i guess u could take her out to dinner and act normal then suddenly start screamming 'the action script is coming, WE ARE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIE'
then she might think your mad and end it instead, alternatively move to a remote part of scotland and grow vegtables for the rest of your days and hope she will never find u ,
if that all fails i guess u can say to her. ' lifes a b*tch and so am i the world owes me so f*ck u'
when are you ditching her :D:D
aaarggh ... I thot of such a wonderful reply , and to think he o longer needds it ...
anyway I will post it
" Babe , I have to give ya a FAREWELL TO (my) ARMS , since I have recieved the "CALL OF THE WILD "
:) :) :)