Just wondering how many of you FKers may have been to prison...
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Just wondering how many of you FKers may have been to prison...
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i was in a holding cell last week for the first time (only for an hour)for possesion.
I can not answer that question as I may incriminate myself!!
err ... that money was just resting in my bank account ...
I did 4 years for assaulting a squirrel with pink easter eggs...
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Originally posted by clifgriffin
I did 4 years for assaulting a squirrel with pink easter eggs...
that was you? you bastard!
Please don't call me names. It's difficult for me to come out like this. I want to be on the level though. . .Quote:
Originally posted by Ian424
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Originally posted by clifgriffin
I did 4 years for assaulting a squirrel with pink easter eggs...
that was you? you bastard!
:D
no comment too close for comfort though
my lawyer told me not to comment on this matter.
I was tied up and put in handcuffs, but I guess it doesn't count if you pay for it :D
Only counts if you stiff the person who did that to ... uhhh ... for .. you ...Quote:
Originally posted by jezza
I was tied up and put in handcuffs, but I guess it doesn't count if you pay for it :D
i was framed for auto theft before. and i was in l.a. county jail. and for you people that dont know. all the craziness of la. is amplyfied times 100000 in there. crazyyy sh1t. its also a hugeeeee like 18 story building (2 actually) and it even goes underground, and the state pen is on the 3rd floor, i believe i was on the 5th, i was in there for a week. rooms hold like 200 people. its not that bad actually, once you get past the being scared part. i got to kick it with the southsiders haha so i was fine. they have like a 60 inch tv we get to watch all day. its actually kinda like summer camp. i just pretty much slept for 5 days straight.
Heh, ever got arrested for driving under the influence, then try to bribe your way out of being in prison by offering some million to the cops and then throw up on them while in their car?
I haven't, but I know someone who has..one of Lannie's friends;);)
Dubya?Quote:
Originally posted by hockyfan
Heh, ever got arrested for driving under the influence, then try to bribe your way out of being in prison by offering some million to the cops and then throw up on them while in their car?
I haven't, but I know someone who has..one of Lannie's friends;);)
Okay, I can't believe I actually said that. . .
It's just a joke of course. . .
:D
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Originally posted by clifgriffin
Dubya?
Okay, I can't believe I actually said that. . .
It's just a joke of course. . .
:D
Haha, good guess, and could very well be true, but not who I was referring to.
<waits for Lannie to get in here>
I was once held for 2 hours in Boulder for climbing the side of Williams Village - Stearns East for those in the know - on the CU campus. They let me go, never charged me with anything.
was but busted out years ago.
We were busted once by the cops for syphoning gas. When we were pulled over the cop told us to follow him to the cop shop so we did (four of us.) We were told to never do that again.
My how the times have changed.
What kind of flicks where they showcasing on that 60 inch? Please tell me you where not allowed to watch "the dirty stuff". :)Quote:
Originally posted by ocps
they have like a 60 inch tv we get to watch all day. its actually kinda like summer camp. i just pretty much slept for 5 days straight.
Got roughed around by a gasstation owner and his wife for sabotaging a shell gas station in the revolutonary 80' (anti apartaid actions) and got my hands sripped with those nasty plastic non reversable bands and sat on! while they called the police. I was a minor so they sendt me to do public service for a couple of months. They never found out what we did to their roof though :D ,only the pump hoses. In a rainy country a stanley knife can do a lot of damage to a roof especially if you put the asfalt cover on the roof neatly back on place :D
I'm the perfect civilian, never had any problems with the police at all;)
xept for that time they pulled me over for not having my lights on, but I got away without a fine...guess they recognise good civilians when they see one :p
Ever watched Father Ted?Quote:
Originally posted by jamble7000
err ... that money was just resting in my bank account ...
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haha yea. all we got was basic chanles. 2 - 13 so we watched the court shows usally. the shows got voted on, it was funny. some of the crazy lookin guys wanted to watch the soap opras haha...but usally the news or court tv. one day there was a high speed chase that was on, and they were in la. and everyones yellin at the tv. "no stupid. go to the airport!! the helicopters can follow you!!." haha, it was so funny. and he finally got caught and it was in the general area of where we were(twin towers la). and one guys all. "we'll see that guy in here in a little while haha "
yes indeedy :D:DQuote:
Originally posted by asheep_uk
Ever watched Father Ted?Quote:
Originally posted by jamble7000
err ... that money was just resting in my bank account ...
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ROFLQuote:
Originally posted by ocps
haha yea. all we got was basic chanles. 2 - 13 so we watched the court shows usally. the shows got voted on, it was funny. some of the crazy lookin guys wanted to watch the soap opras haha...but usally the news or court tv. one day there was a high speed chase that was on, and they were in la. and everyones yellin at the tv. "no stupid. go to the airport!! the helicopters can follow you!!." haha, it was so funny. and he finally got caught and it was in the general area of where we were(twin towers la). and one guys all. "we'll see that guy in here in a little while haha "
i never been arrested, im a good boy:D
but someone i know, at their last prison, it was quite nice actually. they had playing fields, they played rugby often. there were also loads of workshops, where people could make things like tables etc.
i got shouted at once by a policeman for riding my bike on the road, the highway code says i'm not aloud on the pavement - how the hell do you get out of that one???
Ride on the road?
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