Here's what I know about hockey fighting:
1.) Lemieux turtled.
2.) Steve Moore is a piece of crap who's afraid to fight anyone not smaller than he is.
3.) Donald Brashear will kill you.
4.) Matthew Barnaby can't win a fight to save his life.
5.) Gordie Howe would kill Brashear with one hand, while injuring a Russian with the other.
6.) Tie Domi would pick a fight as his own funeral.
7.) Ulf Samuelsson was a freaking genious. He'd tease you by flipping his gloves, tossing them at your face, then cold cock you on the side of the head while you put your hands up to swat them away.
8.) People who don't watch hockey complain about violence in hockey more than anyone else.
Did I miss anything?
