Your Best Hockey Fight?

Everybody has a good hockey fight story, lets hear yours.


I was playing today, and owning the crap out of everyone, I had at least 25 goals in like 40 minutes. This kid Mikey was playing defense, and was getting so pissed off cause he couldn't stop me. He was repeatidly slashing me, then he swung his stick like a bat and hit me in the ribs. I pulled his jersey over his head, and did some kind of crazy move where I picked him up and slammed him on the ground. he came at me again, I caught his arm as he swung at me, and put him in a chicken wing, and dropped him to the ground. got up, and he came at me again, through him into the net, and it was done. funniest fight ever, he got owned. you know how it is, when one guy is pissed and the other isnt, was classic

er never had one..never played hockey

could tell you some good football ie soccer stories though :)

seriously, is fighting allowed in Hockey?

I'm always amazed when a fight starts the refs make no attempt to break it up. Most sports the camera moves elsewhere but in hockey is covered as if it was just part of the action.

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Originally posted by SpockBert
er never had one..never played hockey

could tell you some good football ie soccer stories though :)

seriously, is fighting allowed in Hockey?

I'm always amazed when a fight starts the refs make no attempt to break it up. Most sports the camera moves elsewhere but in hockey is covered as if it was just part of the action.

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you've never played hockey?!?!

go buy a stick and some skates....now.

fighting is by far the best part, I don't know how to explain it, something about the adrenaline, and the already being exhausted and still fighting.


you really need to play sometime

I don't know if this counts, but I punched out a ref in my sons hockey league after a bad call against my son.

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Originally posted by uglynora@rcn.com
I don't know if this counts, but I punched out a ref in my sons hockey league after a bad call against my son.

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That's pretty sad if it's true...

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Originally posted by alty29
you've never played hockey?!?!

go buy a stick and some skates....now.

fighting is by far the best part, I don't know how to explain it, something about the adrenaline, and the already being exhausted and still fighting.


you really need to play sometime

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yeah but is it a proper fight?

seems to me theres some sort of rules to it.

I mean to me it seems the most the obvious thing to do is whack the other person with the stick yet it never happens, and they just punch each other.

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Originally posted by SpockBert
yeah but is it a proper fight?

seems to me theres some sort of rules to it.

I mean to me it seems the most the obvious thing to do is whack the other person with the stick yet it never happens, and they just punch each other.

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no sticks keep it fair.

I played hockey when I very young (6 or 7, I was a mite I think). I don't remember this incident, but my dad brings it up often.

This was back in the day of no goalies, only a board with two cones nailed to it. Me and a kid from the other team were down by the goal, the action had just left for the other end of the rink, but the kid stayed by the net, I yelled something and the kid didn't move. I then skated over and punched him right in the face mask and he dropped flat on his back onto the ice. I then skated off to the other end of the rink.

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Originally posted by SpockBert
yeah but is it a proper fight?

seems to me theres some sort of rules to it.

I mean to me it seems the most the obvious thing to do is whack the other person with the stick yet it never happens, and they just punch each other.

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It's tradition, there are unwritten rules for a gentlemanly hockey fight.

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Originally posted by yasunobu13
It's tradition, there are unwritten rules for a gentlemanly hockey fight. [/B]

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yeah, if you fight cheap then a bijillion other guys jump on you, creating the best scenario, a mass hockey fight.

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Originally posted by alty29
yeah, if you fight cheap then a bijillion other guys jump on you, creating the best scenario, a mass hockey fight.

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or just a dogpile with many sharp skates and people without helmets

Nice work Alty - wish I coulda been there, i would have laid him out. Slashing is a cheaters move....


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Originally posted by asun2art
Nice work Alty - wish I coulda been there, i would have laid him out. Slashing is a cheaters move....


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that was the freakin greatest fight ever!!

Osgood vs. Roy....amazing

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Mmmm hockey skirts... :)

Don't fight girls... save it for a paddling pool full of mud later ;)

Only one really big event happened when I played in a league. A player on my team and one from another had some sort of bad blood between them (that I was not aware of). I play goalie, and the player from the other team skated quite hard into me and received a penalty for it.

Anyway, this player on my team didn't like the fact that I was being pushed around, added to the fact he disliked the other player anyway, caused what would turn out to be quite a violent act. The player who hit me was later coming in on a breakaway, when the player on my team caught up with him, and (with his wood stick) crosschecked him harder than I had ever seen, resulting in his stick actually breaking from the hit, along with some rib damage on the other player. :(

My teammate was suspended for that, which I believe he certainly deserved. Although sticking up for goalies is an unspoken rule, acts like that are uncalled for.



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Fighting in high school is a deed punishable by suspension, so we don't do that too often. However, street hockey with your boys is a different story.

I was playing during a steamy July day about 3 years ago when I got slashed inadvertently in the back of the legs. I went after the kid, named Ricky, and dropped the mitts. We started trading shots, and we eventually went down. I'd call it even.

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Originally posted by DigitalOne
Fighting in high school is a deed punishable by suspension, so we don't do that too often. However, street hockey with your boys is a different story.

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thats why I dont play for my school, I get way to angry....that, and they suck ;)

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Originally posted by alty29
thats why I dont play for my school, I get way to angry....that, and they suck ;)

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We're 8 in the US, according to ushsho.com

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Originally posted by Fruitloops
That's pretty sad if it's true...

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Happens all the time, they have commercials on TV about it now... Some of them are quite comical.

(telling parents not to complain so much at hockey games, not killing the refs)

hehehe.... anyone know what netball is?


:D


I was once involved in an all-in-brawl on a netball court in the rain.

It was the funnies, best b***h fight you have ever seen!

for those of you who do not know netball..

Imagine 14, soaked-to-the-bone 17 year old girls in short skirts that fly up everywhere, punching the lights out of each other because a couple of players elbows contacted with a couple of player's chests... ;)

It was the biggest crack up.

A few of us ended at the tribunal... next to the footy players who were given the red card the same day.

One of my fondest memories...

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Originally posted by TianaKaeSha
Imagine 14, soaked-to-the-bone 17 year old girls in short skirts that fly up everywhere, punching the lights out of each other because a couple of players elbows contacted with a couple of player's chests... ;)

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G-rated board! G-rated board! *looks away*

*peeks back*

Here's what I know about hockey fighting:

1.) Lemieux turtled.

2.) Steve Moore is a piece of crap who's afraid to fight anyone not smaller than he is.

3.) Donald Brashear will kill you.

4.) Matthew Barnaby can't win a fight to save his life.

5.) Gordie Howe would kill Brashear with one hand, while injuring a Russian with the other.

6.) Tie Domi would pick a fight as his own funeral.

7.) Ulf Samuelsson was a freaking genious. He'd tease you by flipping his gloves, tossing them at your face, then cold cock you on the side of the head while you put your hands up to swat them away.

8.) People who don't watch hockey complain about violence in hockey more than anyone else.

Did I miss anything?

I don't remember any specifics, but I saw a few Pengiun Ranger games that had some fine scraps.

And a few Flyer Ranger games, too.

I think the Rangers are taught how to fight first and play hockey second.

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Originally posted by PAlexC
Did I miss anything?

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Ogie Ogilthorpe.

Bill Goldthorpe

Ogletorp! THORPE! OgleTHORPE!

Yes, I appear to have forgotten that Slap Shot is one of the best sport films ever made.

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Originally posted by SpockBert
I'm always amazed when a fight starts the refs make no attempt to break it up.

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Seriously... If you were the ref, would you try to break up 2 PO'd guys with bludgeoning devices in hand and blades on their feet? :D


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