Natsia called, she's pissed!
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Natsia called, she's pissed!
Damn straight!Quote:
Originally Posted by sandyrivers
get one of those readers that will read text from a word doc, preferably one that sounds foreign
... what's your definition of foreign? British? Russian? Slavic? African? Asian? Indian? Moslem? Turkish? Afghan?
the guy on the radio was south american.
Wow...
I thought this was going to be one of those shopping list games, only easier because we can copy and paste.
I tried singing to one of them, but my singing just made it deaf.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, one hundred ninety-six dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed and a deaf monkey.
And so on... but it doesn't really work, because they're all dead already. So if you cut the story up a bit like so...
I tried singing to one of them, but my singing just made it deaf.
Then I had one deaf monkey, one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer and one hundred ninety-six monkeys left.
And so on...
See now, now, it can't get any worse.
99 bottles of a non-alcoholic beverage on the wall, 99 bottles of a non-alcoholic beverage on the wall...
:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Genesis F5
HELLLL YEAH!
Take one down, press the lid down, and now you have 98 tupperware containers on the wall.
hahahahaha
hahahahahahahaaaaaa
Who you calling a monkey?
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Originally Posted by silverx2
amazing tale, one of the most poignant pieces of literature I've read in quite some time. What a brilliant microcosm of existence and parallelism.
It was hypnotic. It was compelling. I laughed. I cried. I yearned for more.
Is it Shakespeare?