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Don't let it get ya doweoweown.

it's just your mother dying....................

But don't let it get ya dow eee oowweee oowwwnn

No he's Arnie and the new terminator is a far more effective killing machine, so he has to watch his back these days :p

Alright sorry.
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marknovak is to *old* ladies as I am to eating marines for breakfast.

Just always wanted to say that to a marine. Especially one thats very far away ;-)

You think that's bad, before the war even started one of our guy's got blown up by a seppo flying a practice sortie. He was supposed to hit a target but hit the tower that was guiding him in and...

It would be the best Judge Judy ever!!! Imagine all this crap being read out in court everyone would be crying with laughter. A while ago when we were kids a friend of mine got arrested for mooning...

Wow that is quick. So what did you do with all the extra skin? I need a new fan belt.:)

"But your honour, she told me she was eleventeen"

He's gonna use OJ's lawyer, that's his defence.

Maybe he's a seeing eye goat, for charity on the weekends (very community minded goat you see)

****ing close to water:D

Two phones? What are you, a crack dealer?:p

:rolleyes:

Oh yeah that VB is a fine boutique beverage.:rolleyes:

jo dire is to no mullet as canadaherp is to eloquent

Tell her you want to shoot a scene in NZ as the goat is now being replaced by a sheep and we have such a fantastic talent pool in that area. I'll give you a number she can call for details and then...

Fospher is to wierd as this forum is to irrelevancies

Real men play Rugby.

edit : Hey fospher, are you in the Adobe forum as phosphor?

No, no..................he's moving in on the weekend :mrpimp:

There's another lie that whole blind from masturbation thing. Have you noticed how much more acceptable it is these days to admit to it. In fact down at the cinema last night watching The Hulk, the...

C'mon man, it's really hard to preetnd I'm working and not posting in flashkit in alittle minimised window bottom corner of my screen when I keep laffin' out loud. People must think I'm cracking up...

Boy, I'd been to baghdad when you were still in dadsbag:D

'ave a quick butchers hook at me location mate;)

Don't remember seeing another Mt Manganui last time I was in GB.:D

Damn hijackers, you'll start a war if you're not careful.

We use those kind of ties differently over here, pass 'em to da left.;)

I have faked an orgasim a few times before, I know a few...

Liar.:p

Thank you

Get ten people. One person swallows a marble/steel ball. They form a circle and glue their lips to the @ss in front of them. After a couple of weeks xray them to see who has the marble. What a...