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I'm sorry the British Isles do not qualify as paradise regardless of where you put the cut.

I believe you once had the chance for paradise but you sent your convicts there or something ;)

Take into account that selling also removes the need to fund the site. At its dev peak FK had a lot of developers working on the content engines and various cgi behind site sections as well as the...

No weird window for me, and I use Firebird as well.


But aside from that, if you were engaged (verbally or otherwise) to fix the machine, if during the course of repairs you came across these...

Knowing British public transport surely they won't run in the snow, they cancel trains because there are leaves on the track!

All this history and not one mention of the FKBs, see what a thankless job we did, sheesh makes you want to go and ...... well I don't know, hug Jezza or something.

The Office and Phoenix Nights for starters. Then there's Bo' Selecta, I am Alan Partridge (though personally I thought this was a bit crap), League of Gentlemen and dare I say it I didn't mind...

Ceylon

Nice plugins too.

Whinge ;)

oompa loompas

Sailsbury Plain

Beavis

Was this: http://downloads.ninjatune.net/FP_-_FA_800_x_600.jpg


Now this: http://downloads.ninjatune.net/cookie_desktop_1024x1280.jpg

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Indeed. Have been a little all over the place lately. But have settled and gotten organised again, at the moment I am on a placement and doing some rather boring work and need the odd distraction ;)

If you have a php hacker at your work they can build timezone support in ;) They might even be able to cheat by looking at the source code to open source forum solutions (eg phpbb) that have...

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Yeah spot on Musicman, sorry that wasn't meant to be read as a promotion for the change.

Some large hosts are going to have some interesting times when they upgrade, hmm I can hear the users now...

Neo, I edited your post and placed the *'s there, I didn't think it was wise to have security details publicly viewable, there are a lot of script kiddies around that would be more than happy to try...

And if you're lazy you can change your apache httpd.conf file and set register_globals = on

Thought the php-ites do not recommend this.

Couldn't agree more, barely models BASIC at all, and is well very messy. Perhaps .NET will see them make improvements here. Still there is a lot of call for VB programmers out there.




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PHP is a good place to start, it's a bit easier to get your head around than Perl and does offer some speed advantages as it is compiled into Apache as a module.

Yes it does run on Unix and quite...

www.jguru.com and java.sun.com are good places to start. You should find tutes on Java, JSP and JDBC there.

And make sure you have the SMTP service running.

Ok you need the Java MySQL ODBC drivers, then you need to use the classes and interfaces in package java.sql to set up a connection and execute a statement.

There is a lot more coding overhead...