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    resolved

    This ones aimed at all you lovely ladies out there.

    Are you lonely tonight? Missing that special someone? Looking for some tender hugs and kisses?

    Well in a cheap and nasty attempt to supplement his salary, the man you affectionately know as Razor is willing to sell you his companionship (and a whole lot more) for a low, low price.

    Come on Aria, Lannie, Heather, Squink, Laura, 8 and all you other ladies with too much money that you want to give to Brucey, this is surely too good an offer to refuse! We accept cash, cheques and credit.

    As a special introductory offer, we will throw in a set of steak knives!!! What are you waiting for? Email us now for a night you won't forget!

    Also stay tuned for Brucey's Love Line coming soon for some raunchy phone action!

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    yes its true, come on girls, form an orderly queue

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    COME ON! I posted this at least 5 minutes ago, where the hell are they all? They must be all fighting each other to be first in hey mate?

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    heaven and back in 2 minutes, I bring a new meaning to the term 'Big Love'

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    Originally posted by RazoRmedia
    heaven and back in 2 minutes, I bring a new meaning to the term 'Big Love'
    Straight from the "horses" mouth ladies, what more could you want????

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    Originally posted by jezza
    COME ON! I posted this at least 5 minutes ago, where the hell are they all? They must be all fighting each other to be first in hey mate?
    probably trying to email me direct, quicker than posting here I suppose...

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    Surely it can only be a problem with the boards Bruce...either that or they're worried Jezza is somehow involved.....

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    Originally posted by RazoRmedia
    probably trying to email me direct, quicker than posting here I suppose...
    I have to say I can't blame them mate, you are more man than they have ever probably seen before!

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    HAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS IRONIC. INNIT.

    Happy now, razor? **looks for exit**


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    Originally posted by jamble7000
    Surely it can only be a problem with the boards Bruce...either that or they're worried Jezza is somehow involved.....
    I am simply here to collect the cash, and after a small deduction for my services, pass it on to Al. No need to fear any involvement of Jezza ladies so get on in there!

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    Laura, laura, laura,

    sarcasm and attitude will get you nowhere dear, its hard cash in this case. get your purse open love


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    Originally posted by Lauradot
    HAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS IRONIC. INNIT.

    Happy now, razor? **looks for exit**


    My GOD! A female! Grab her, quick!!!
    Are we hearing from another satisfied customer here Razor?

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by jezza
    My GOD! A female! Grab her, quick!!!
    Are we hearing from another satisfied customer here Razor?
    She will be

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    Is this the test run for Bruce's long awaited E-Pimping service then?

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    Originally posted by RazoRmedia
    She will be
    Does she have that much money? Remember we are only after the rich ones mate!

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    I think its the 2 minutes bit that puts me off!

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    Originally posted by jamble7000
    Is this the test run for Bruce's long awaited E-Pimping service then?
    RazoRpimp ran into a few legal problems but we found a way round it.

    Basically, we don't sell 'services' as such, we sell raffle tickets and everyone wins a night of sheer debauchery with yours truly!!!

    Its legal too, I think, the bloke in the pub reckons it his and his wife ran off with a copper so he should know...

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    *lol*
    Extra bored today boys?
    Thank god I haven't resorted to a cyper pimp yet *LOL*

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    i never liked you. Lauradot's Avatar
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    Well, I've been working all hours of the day recently, so i will be rich.. but.. I keep a mousetrap in my purse.

    And! Saracsm and attitude will get me everywhere I want to go with you.. that is.. nowhere. At all. Ever.

    (Hey, thats a no, btw. )

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    Originally posted by Azaraelle
    I think its the 2 minutes bit that puts me off!
    OK, after consulting with the man, we have clarified the situation. That's 2 minutes, 20 times a day. BetteR?

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