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  1. 08-13-2001, 10:13 AM #41
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    Originally posted by swampy
    My pet boxer is in need of servicing. How much does Bruce charge to "stud" ?
    Refer to later statements in the aforementioned converstaion:

    Jezza 13/08/20 23:16
    HAHAHA, you have no standards boy!!

    RazoR 13/08/20 23:16
    hee hee. nah, anything with a *************** for me

    RazoR 13/08/20 23:16
    hee hee

    Jezza 13/08/20 23:17
    LOL, animals?

    RazoR 13/08/20 23:17
    aye

    RazoR 13/08/20 23:17
    only good looking sheep though

    RazoR 13/08/20 23:17
    (you have top get up early to pick the good looking clean ones)

    RazoR 13/08/20 23:17
    : )

    RazoR 13/08/20 23:17
    baaa
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  2. 08-13-2001, 10:16 AM #42
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    Originally posted by HeatherM
    *grin*
    takes a sip of wine...
    hmm...isn't it a bit early in the morning for me to be drinking? *LOL*
    anytime is good to enjoy a fine 1947 Cheval Blanc Bordeaux, Re
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  3. 08-13-2001, 10:18 AM #43
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    Originally posted by nadinerussell
    Heather, it's never too early in the morning to be drinking.

    I think you guys need satisfied customer testimonials. That might convince some of us.
    "Razor satisfied my every desire. It was the greatest night of passion I've ever had and it just seemed to go on and on forever! I know I'll be coming back for more."

    JC (another satisfied customer)
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  4. 08-13-2001, 10:24 AM #44
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    Originally posted by vampstko
    Originally posted by HeatherM
    *grin*
    takes a sip of wine...
    hmm...isn't it a bit early in the morning for me to be drinking? *LOL*
    anytime is good to enjoy a fine 1947 Cheval Blanc Bordeaux, Re
    yummy, thanks vamps

    note boys: a knowledge of fine wines makes a gal smile
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  5. 08-13-2001, 10:26 AM #45
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    Originally posted by jezza
    Originally posted by nadinerussell
    Heather, it's never too early in the morning to be drinking.

    I think you guys need satisfied customer testimonials. That might convince some of us.
    "Razor satisfied my every desire. It was the greatest night of passion I've ever had and it just seemed to go on and on forever! I know I'll be coming back for more."

    JC (another satisfied customer)
    This confirms an alarming lack of standards
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  6. 08-13-2001, 10:26 AM #46
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    Originally posted by jezza


    RazoR 13/08/20 23:17
    baaa

    Will he provide his own wellington boots ?
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  7. 08-13-2001, 10:27 AM #47
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    Originally posted by jamble7000
    This confirms an alarming lack of standards
    Why is that????
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  8. 08-13-2001, 10:28 AM #48
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  9. 08-13-2001, 10:29 AM #49
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    Originally posted by HeatherM
    Originally posted by vampstko
    Originally posted by HeatherM
    *grin*
    takes a sip of wine...
    hmm...isn't it a bit early in the morning for me to be drinking? *LOL*
    anytime is good to enjoy a fine 1947 Cheval Blanc Bordeaux, Re
    yummy, thanks vamps

    note boys: a knowledge of fine wines makes a gal smile
    shall we move on to brunch?
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  10. 08-13-2001, 10:29 AM #50
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    Originally posted by swampy
    Originally posted by jezza


    RazoR 13/08/20 23:17
    baaa

    Will he provide his own wellington boots ?
    And velcro gloves!!!
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  11. 08-13-2001, 10:30 AM #51
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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by HeatherM
    note boys: a knowledge of fine wines makes a gal smile
    pint of bitter luv or would you prefer a fruit based drink ?
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  12. 08-13-2001, 10:32 AM #52
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    Originally posted by jezza
    Originally posted by jamble7000
    This confirms an alarming lack of standards
    Why is that????
    I thought JC was a breed of horse Bruce had entertained last night
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  13. 08-13-2001, 10:32 AM #53
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    Originally posted by vampstko

    shall we move on to brunch?
    Sounds like a plan if I ever heard one ...*LOL*
    What are we having? *grin*
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  14. 08-13-2001, 10:44 AM #54
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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by RazoRmedia
    Originally posted by HeatherM
    note boys: a knowledge of fine wines makes a gal smile
    pint of bitter luv or would you prefer a fruit based drink ?
    I am just struggling to understand how the ladies could NOT be prepared to pay for class like that!
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  15. 08-13-2001, 10:47 AM #55
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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by RazoRmedia
    Originally posted by HeatherM
    note boys: a knowledge of fine wines makes a gal smile
    pint of bitter luv or would you prefer a fruit based drink ?
    you smooth talking b******

    Paul Calf, move over - Bruce is back !
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  16. 08-13-2001, 10:47 AM #56
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    Originally posted by HeatherM
    Originally posted by vampstko

    shall we move on to brunch?
    Sounds like a plan if I ever heard one ...*LOL*
    What are we having? *grin*
    no remeber boys be sure you know how to pronouce things so you don't look stupid

    ahhh brunch how aboutBrunch Supreme

    A tender Artichoke Heart hidden in a light golden pastry Puff topped with lean Ham, covered by a fresh Poached Egg and "Gourmet's" special cheese sauce. Sprinkled with luscious Crabmeat. Garnish of pineapple and orange.
    with a Ghirardelli Mocha to wake you up for the days events
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  17. 08-13-2001, 10:48 AM #57
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    ahhh brunch how aboutBrunch Supreme

    A tender Artichoke Heart hidden in a light golden pastry Puff topped with lean Ham, covered by a fresh Poached Egg and "Gourmet's" special cheese sauce. Sprinkled with luscious Crabmeat. Garnish of pineapple and orange.
    with a Ghirardelli Mocha to wake you up for the days events
    What's wrong with a ploughmans lunch and a pint Vamps...?!
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  18. 08-13-2001, 10:51 AM #58
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    Originally posted by jamble7000
    What's wrong with a ploughmans lunch and a pint Vamps...?!
    What's wrong with some Razormedia for lunch????
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    *brunch*. we're still on brunch here.

    You don't want to know what goes on in between meals.

    razorrrrrr STRIKES! (bom-bada-bom)

    p.s. did anyone get that?
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  20. 08-13-2001, 10:57 AM #60
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    Originally posted by vampstko

    A tender Artichoke Heart hidden in a light golden pastry Puff topped with lean Ham, covered by a fresh Poached Egg and "Gourmet's" special cheese sauce. Sprinkled with luscious Crabmeat. Garnish of pineapple and orange.
    with a Ghirardelli Mocha to wake you up for the days events
    surely you mean:

    mmmm, all the common elements for food poisoning are there : egg, pork, and sea food
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