<b>If you were to describe yourself in five words what would they be?:</b>Five words? How 'bout: Severely retarded and getting worse.

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<b>Name:</b> Bill Horvath

<b>Username:</b> That Bill Guy

<b>Pet:</b> None right now, except for a Beta fish called "Wally M. Art" (we got him at Wal-Mart)

<b>Where based:</b> Beautiful San Diego, California

<b>Favourite cliché/quote/phrase:</b> "Is that smell coming from you?!"

<b>Favourite Website/s:</b> You mean besides porn, right? Hmmmm... for fun, probably ConsumptionJunction.com, but otherwise, I'd have to say the Ultradev extension exchange page on Macromedia's site. Oh- and of course http://www.javafueled.com

<b>Favourite Cocktail:</b> How many people already said Molotov? I don't drink, so I guess I'd have to say coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. Followed by coffee.

<b>What do you do for fun?</b> Build websites, play my guitar just loud enough to annoy the neighbors, read software manuals, go to the movies, add to my Home Theater system, post lame answers to silly questions on forums.

<b>What has been your worst accident:</b> I have a car in the garage right now shaped like a "U" from an accident I was recently in. I walked away from it though. No harm done, except to my Toyota that will never again see the light of day.

<b>Most embarrassing moment:</b>Last week I was walking in the park, and I realized I was naked. Ok, that never happened, but it sure would be embarrassing, wouldn't it?! Seriously, I don't embarrass too easily. My wife could probably relate some stories where I effectively embarrassed her though...

<b>Why do you volunteer your time as a Moderator:</b> The same reason most people do: I remember how tough it was to get going in this field, and I appreciated all the help I received so much, I enjoy passing on what I've learned. Plus, it makes me feel all growed up.

<b>Thoughts to advance the profession:</b> Lap dances. Oh- and W3C standards compliance! Especially from that hateful browser known as Netscape! Aaaarggghhhh!!!!

<b>Blurb:</b> I'm also a member of Team Macromedia, and as such, I help people learn Dreamweaver and answer questions about Dreamweaver in Macromedia's Usenet group.
You can view my ugly mug once again by going to:
and clicking on the "dreamweaver" link on the right.

[Edited by thatbillguy on 12-06-2001 at 11:11 PM]