i need yoda....

[misterhyun]

the force is strong in me... but i need yoda, anything that could help me channel the force.

any idea which planet yoda is on?

or what i should do?

[Harra]

Aaah, Yoda lives on Dagobah, dude. Unless you are based in the episode1 timeline, then you gotta go to the Jedi council in coruscant.

Yeah, I´m a geek!

[misterhyun]

is dagobah on the north american continenet or the europe one?

can i take the metro to coruscant?

why do i have this strong urge to learn from someone? hmm.

[Darryl B]

The force seems to be strong in you

[misterhyun]

where are you father?!?!?
why.... why... why?!?!?

[fink]

i'm afraid i turned to the dark side long ago...

[Harra]

I sense much fear in you.
Fear leads to anger..
anger leads to busted up computers and botched .fla-files.

I am your mother.

[fink]

....and I've just found out I've been havin' it with my sister.....

[Harra]

sick puppy...
I know for sure that it´s ok for me to bang me wookie.

[misterhyun]

what a twisted spin this need for yoda... guidance has gone.

ok. who took my lightsaber?

[Harra]

Ok, gems of wisdom then:
Trust your instincts
Do or do not there is no try
Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm.
Good food, good food..
Hrrm, Eryuh. Ohohoho...

[BaByHugH]

Originally posted by Harra
Ok, gems of wisdom then:
Trust your instincts
Do or do not there is no try
Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm.
Good food, good food..
Hrrm, Eryuh. Ohohoho...

Where are you coming from and where are you going this time

Well all is good eh...

P E A C E !!!

[Harra]

Just playin´Starwars with me friends...
Yah, all is good, man. (xept i´ve got sooo much to do today. Gonna be workin´into the wee hours.., sigh)

[BaByHugH]

Originally posted by Harra
Just playin´Starwars with me friends...
Yah, all is good, man. (xept i´ve got sooo much to do today. Gonna be workin´into the wee hours.., sigh)

Ok King Harra... let the force be with you.... you'll need it

P E A C E !!!

[Adasha]

Guess the original tune:

I met him in a swamp down on Dagobar,
Where the water bubbled like carbonated soda.
S-O-D-A so-oda.

He was sitting on a log and I asked his name,
and in a squeaky little voice he said to me it was Yoda.
Yo-yo-yoyo-yo-daaaa...

[misterhyun]

i dont know where that tune is from...

but its hilarious.

[GreatGooglyWoogly]

Top 21 Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy That Can Be Improved If You Substitute "underpants" for One Key Word:

21. Lando Calrissian: "We've got to be able to get some reading on those underpants, up or down!"

20. Han Solo: "The underpants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts."

19. Darth Vader: "I find your lack of underpants disturbing..."

18. Admiral Motti: "These underpants contain the Ultimate Power in the Universe. I suggest we use it."

17. Lando Calrissian: "Han will have those underpants down. We've got to give him more time!"

16. Darth Vader: "General Veers, prepare your underpants for a ground assault."

15. Luke Skywalker: "I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my underpants back home."

14. Imperial Mook: "TK-421... Why aren't you in your underpants?"

13. Han Solo: "Lock the door. And hope they don't have underpants."

12. Darth Vader: "You are unwise to lower your underpants!"

11. Darth Vader: "She must have hidden the plans in her underpants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander."

10. Princess Leia: "Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul underpants when I was brought on board."

9. Han Solo: "You look strong enough to pull the underpants off a Gundark."

8. Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker: "Luke... Help me... take my....underpants off..."

7. Han Solo: "Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your underpants."

6. Lando Calrissian: "That blast came from those underpants. That thing's operational!"

5. Darth Vader: "A tremor in my underpants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master."

4. Han Solo: "Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of underpants more heavily guarded than this."

3. Han Solo: "Maybe you'd like it back in your underpants, Your Highness."

2. Darth Vader: "Your underpants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for....your Sister!"

And The #1 Line from the Star Wars Trilogy That Can Be Improved If
You Substitute "Underpants" for One Key Word ...

1. Greedo: "Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their underpants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser."

[Harra]

Aaaaaargh! LOL! LOL!
I´m laughing so hard I´m busting my gut!!!
Tears are streaming! Aaaaah....

Oh, that was good.
Everyone here thinks I´m totally nuts now..
Finally lost it for sure.

Thanks GooglyDood

[Harra]

Aaah really.
Delete this thread or I´ll die for sure...
(just read it again)

[GreatGooglyWoogly]

The beautiful thing about this is that "underpants" is now a key search word on FlashKit.