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    Originally posted by DutchDesign
    who's your daddy
    WHO's YOUR DADDY!!
    <pedantry>who's the daddy</pedantry>

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    You insulting my mama

    Yo mama so stupid she stole a doughnut and bought another, when it said 'Buy one get one free'.

    Yo mama so fat she rolled over and found herself on the other side of the world.

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    Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
    Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
    Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.
    Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
    Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
    Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.

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    oh yeah????

    well,

    yo momma so fat she went to a restaurant and looked at the menu and just said "OK"

    yo mamma so fat when she walks down the ocean beach all the whales jump out of the water singing "we are family"

    yo mamma so fat she needs a sequel

    yo momma so ugly that when she threw a boomerang it refused to come back



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    oh really well take this
    Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
    Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
    Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
    Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

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    FAT??

    Yo momma so skinny, she run around the shower just to get wet.

    Yo momma so skinny, when she stick her tongue out, she look like a zipper.

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    Re: FAT??

    Originally posted by mcinnes
    Yo momma so skinny, she run around the shower just to get wet.

    Yo momma so skinny, when she stick her tongue out, she look like a zipper.
    Man, no, bad, no, your destroying everything man, jeesh, no...
    The whole mama fat thing, it is a ritual, something everyone must do, dont go changing it to Skinny man, it just, doesnt have the same effect, keep it at Fat, this is one of those things you dont wanna change...
    Skinny, just, wrong.
    --William
    G'Day, lol

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    pah, right back atcha!

    yo momma so stupid, she stepped into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home

    Yo mamma so fat when God said "Let there be light", He told her to move her fat ass

    Yo mamma is so stupid when someone said it was chilly outside, she went and got a spoon

    yo momma so ugly nightmares have her!


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    skinny, fat, ugly, stupid.. it don't matter as long as we're rippin on yo mama

    yo mama's so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
    yo mama's so fat she makes the cover of enquirer every week
    yo mama's so fat she can't see past her double chin when she looks down
    yo mama's so fat she has to ride around in the back of one of them supersized coal mine trucks.

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    well yo mamma is so short:
    Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
    Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
    Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.
    Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed.
    Yo momma so short she models for trophys.
    Yo momma so short she is the original Q-tip
    Yo momma so short she poll vaults with a toothpick

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    ok Visionray... you wanna call me out!?

    yo' mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 6 pack of hot dogs.
    yo' mama so fat, her highschool picture was taken with a satellite.
    yo' mama so dumb, she saw a sign that read "Airport Left", and went back home.
    yo' mama so old and wrinkled, she screws on her wig.

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    HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOMMMMMA???????????

    love them.

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