Jay Jones/Jabez Stone

[JabezStone]

(Learn to make a fast million $ at the end of my profile)

If you were to describe yourself in five words what would they be?
pastor, husband, father, son, businessman


Name:
Jay Jones


Username:
JabezStone


Pet:
Neighbor's dog, Sparky. (Best kind... poops in the neighbor's yard, eats at the neighbor's house, sleeps in the neighbor's house, gets attention at my house. No cost, all the benefits!)


Where based:
Kentwood, Michigan, USA


Favourite cliché/quote/phrase:
"For real?"


Favourite Website/s:
Discovery Channel
Dictionary.com
The Drudge Report
A List Apart
The Boardroom (Try it, you'll like it!)


Favourite Cocktail:
Water with Lemon


What has been your worst accident:
Left my fake arm (rubber arm from the elbow down. No, not a prosthesis, just a gag prop!) hanging from the trunk of my car when I went into the office. The secretary later notified me that I had a visitor, and when I came out to meet him, it was a state policeman. He escorted my outside where I was welcomed by three police-cars, lights flashing, and several armed officers. Apparently, there had been a report that a dead body was locked in my trunk, and there was quite a commotion outside. No, I didn't get hurt in this 'accident', but an accident it was, nonetheless!

Most embarrassing moment:
My wife and I were in a department store, and she was taking her sweet time trying on outfits in the dressing room. The longer it took, the more impatient I got waiting. Just as I thought she surely had tried on every outfit in the store, she emerged from the closet one more time to say, "I've only got two more to try on, honey!" At that point, I was so frustrated I reached over and slapped a mannequin in the back of the head... hoping to watch its wig fall off. This is when I realized that it wasn't a mannequin at all. The poor lady just stood there dumbfounded. There was really nothing left to say... except, "sorry!"


Why do you volunteer your time as a Moderator:
I enjoy the communication, learning from others and deleting idiotic comments.


Thoughts to advance the profession:
Click here for my thoughts to advance the profession


Blurb:
'Blurb'? Is that the sound you make when you're drowning?


***Oh! and if you want to know how to make a million $ now, just hold down the 'shift' key while pressing the '4' key very rapidly. It'll take a while, but eventually, you will make a million $'s!








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[Edited by JabezStone on 06-29-2002 at 10:28 PM]