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    The Dumb Joke Thread

    CL threads got boring lately...so why not start a dumb joke/pickup joke thread? Post your favourites.

    I'll start it off:

    Why'd the cookie go to the doctor?























    Because it was feeling crumby.

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    I'd tell you an offensive joke about a stupid midget...

    but its not big and its not clever

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    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
    Last edited by Total Studios; 05-17-2003 at 04:35 PM.

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    The Seven Dwarves were in bed feeling happy














    So Happy got out.
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    Originally posted by hurricaneone
    The Seven Dwarves were in bed feeling happy



    So Happy got out.
    hahahahahahah

    like it

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    Originally posted by hurricaneone
    The Seven Dwarves were in bed feeling happy














    So Happy got out.

    LMAO

    ROFL


    errr... funny



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    Wait... why would Happy get out? According to the joke he was feeling himself, as well, so he must have liked it... unless there's some eigth dwarf that came along that no ones ever heard of.

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    Originally posted by Fruitloops
    Wait... why would Happy get out? According to the joke he was feeling himself, as well, so he must have liked it... unless there's some eigth dwarf that came along that no ones ever heard of.
    I've found that when it comes to jokes, once you explain 'em, they're just not funny anymore.

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    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
    You told it wrong. It is a three-legged antelope, not dog.


    PAlexC: That's just Chuck Norris's way of saying sometimes corn needs to lay the heck down.
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    The king of dumb jokes:

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?




    A: (put ANY answer here, it fits.)

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    Originally posted by adityadennis
    The king of dumb jokes:

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?




    A: (put ANY answer here, it fits.)

    Dumb and lame are not necessarily interchangeable.
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    It failed, crushed by a car.


    PAlexC: That's just Chuck Norris's way of saying sometimes corn needs to lay the heck down.
    Gerbick: America. Stabbing suckers since Vespucci left.

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    Dumb and lame are not necessarily interchangeable.
    Ehh..

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    Originally posted by adityadennis
    Ehh..
    Wha...
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    So i was walking by a vacuum the other day and i said to it-


    YOU SUCK!



    :P



    Where do hot dogs go to sports games?


    The Ballpark!



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    Webster : Ehhh , verb/adjective. Used when you know a person is right but dont wanna admit it

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    A horse walk into a bar and the bartender said "Hey, buddy! Why the long face?"

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    You're wrong

    antelope have hooves, not paws, So on your :P

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    Originally posted by SpockBert
    hahahahahahah

    like it
    love it lmfaooooooooo

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