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Illuminatus!
The Dumb Joke Thread
CL threads got boring lately...so why not start a dumb joke/pickup joke thread? Post your favourites.
I'll start it off:
Why'd the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
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Running Plodding & Limping
I'd tell you an offensive joke about a stupid midget...
but its not big and its not clever
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Last edited by Total Studios; 05-17-2003 at 04:35 PM.
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An Inconvenient Serving Size
The Seven Dwarves were in bed feeling happy
So Happy got out.
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Running Plodding & Limping
Originally posted by hurricaneone
The Seven Dwarves were in bed feeling happy
So Happy got out.
hahahahahahah
like it
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Mom said "make me a Mod"
Originally posted by hurricaneone
The Seven Dwarves were in bed feeling happy
So Happy got out.
LMAO
ROFL
errr... funny
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ostracized
Wait... why would Happy get out? According to the joke he was feeling himself, as well, so he must have liked it... unless there's some eigth dwarf that came along that no ones ever heard of.
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An Inconvenient Serving Size
Originally posted by Fruitloops
Wait... why would Happy get out? According to the joke he was feeling himself, as well, so he must have liked it... unless there's some eigth dwarf that came along that no ones ever heard of.
I've found that when it comes to jokes, once you explain 'em, they're just not funny anymore.
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Not PWD
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
You told it wrong. It is a three-legged antelope, not dog.
PAlexC: That's just Chuck Norris's way of saying sometimes corn needs to lay the heck down.
Gerbick: America. Stabbing suckers since Vespucci left.
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Great, Daddy-O!
10 Reasons Why I Procrastinate
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Vox
The king of dumb jokes:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: (put ANY answer here, it fits.)
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An Inconvenient Serving Size
Originally posted by adityadennis
The king of dumb jokes:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: (put ANY answer here, it fits.)
Dumb and lame are not necessarily interchangeable.
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Not PWD
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It failed, crushed by a car.
PAlexC: That's just Chuck Norris's way of saying sometimes corn needs to lay the heck down.
Gerbick: America. Stabbing suckers since Vespucci left.
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Vox
Dumb and lame are not necessarily interchangeable.
Ehh..
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An Inconvenient Serving Size
Originally posted by adityadennis
Ehh..
Wha...
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So i was walking by a vacuum the other day and i said to it-
YOU SUCK!
:P
Where do hot dogs go to sports games?
The Ballpark!
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Vox
Webster : Ehhh , verb/adjective. Used when you know a person is right but dont wanna admit it
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The Metamorphic Mutant
A horse walk into a bar and the bartender said "Hey, buddy! Why the long face?"
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You're wrong
antelope have hooves, not paws, So on your :P
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Originally posted by SpockBert
hahahahahahah
like it
love it lmfaooooooooo
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