Thread: ** Useful Life Tips!!!!!!**

**gshock** · 11-23-2003, 12:09 PM

This thread basically focuses on things that would help you out when you go out:
1. If you want to play multiple games of fooseball/pool (spelling) but the table is not open, and u must insert coins, just bring Pantyhose, place it on top of the slots, insert the quarters, push in. the coins should unlock the switch, and you still have your quarters and a free game of fooseball!

2. If you ever go to tim hortons, or whatever coffee place you have in America, this is a little trick that SOME people use

. Basically, fast food places accept partically ripped bills. One time i had a 5 dollar bill ripped in half (didnt have the other part), and i gave it to them, and they didnt notice. this got me thinking. If i cut the two 5 dollar bill in half, (or 1/3), i could then use up both of them (opposite sides), and tape the other missing parts together to get a total 5 dollar bill! 5 bucks extra! haha! if you ever get caught doing this, just tape back the bills together, they still accept it.

**gshock** · 11-23-2003, 12:10 PM

post more of your knowledge so FK can take over the world... DO NOT SHARE THESE TIPS WITH OTHER NON-FK MEMBERS PLEASE! :P

THE FK SECRET KREW!!!!!!!!

**gasbag15** · 11-23-2003, 12:31 PM

If you cut two $5 notes in-half, each peice would be 1/4.

**fospher.com** · 11-23-2003, 04:01 PM

When you are getting paper from public bathrooms, instead of pulling down the bar every time you want more, you can just pull it down once, and the pull the paper.

**ViRGo_RK** · 11-23-2003, 04:50 PM

NEVER lick a public telephone.

**jamble** · 11-23-2003, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by ViRGo_RK
NEVER lick a public telephone.

Sound advice I'm sure!! I hope this wasn't gained from experience!!

My bit of advice is:

Never lend money to your friends or borrow money off them.

Also,

Don't start a fight at the bottom of the flight of stairs.

**ViRGo_RK** · 11-23-2003, 05:37 PM

Nor the top of a flight of stairs.

No, not from personal experiance. A friend licked a telephone and got Rvery sick.

**jamble** · 11-23-2003, 05:43 PM

If you're going to start a fight, best do it at the top of some stairs (providing you're fighting someone on lower ground, you have a good advantage) don't fight with your back to the stairs though

I sort of pity your phone licking chum but then I don't ... anyone that silly ....

**Kac** · 11-23-2003, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by ViRGo_RK
NEVER lick a public telephone.

along the same lines, never go into a public bathroom barefoot.

**Budget Nudist** · 11-23-2003, 06:57 PM

NEVER download a milli vanilli track..from where ever
you download ur usual ***** from...because the tracks aren't
milli vanilli tracks they are all FAKE!!

***gerbick*** · 11-23-2003, 07:10 PM

what demon possessed you long enough to convince you to even think about milli vanilli?

**Budget Nudist** · 11-23-2003, 07:16 PM

i'll blame it on the rain..

**BlinkOk** · 11-23-2003, 07:20 PM

wear sunscreen

**marknovak** · 11-23-2003, 07:53 PM

At motels, always pull back the sheets to your bed before you get in.... druggies put their hypos in the bedsheets.

**ViRGo_RK** · 11-23-2003, 09:06 PM

Never pick up used needles. Buy your own.

**pooon** · 11-23-2003, 10:08 PM

When you cut open a golf ball to see whats inside, someone gets mad at you.

**wiReZ** · 11-23-2003, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by gshock
This thread basically focuses on things that would help you out when you go out:
1. If you want to play multiple games of fooseball/pool (spelling) but the table is not open, and u must insert coins, just bring Pantyhose, place it on top of the slots, insert the quarters, push in. the coins should unlock the switch, and you still have your quarters and a free game of fooseball!

2. If you ever go to tim hortons, or whatever coffee place you have in America, this is a little trick that SOME people use . Basically, fast food places accept partically ripped bills. One time i had a 5 dollar bill ripped in half (didnt have the other part), and i gave it to them, and they didnt notice. this got me thinking. If i cut the two 5 dollar bill in half, (or 1/3), i could then use up both of them (opposite sides), and tape the other missing parts together to get a total 5 dollar bill! 5 bucks extra! haha! if you ever get caught doing this, just tape back the bills together, they still accept it.

sounds like stealing to me.

***gerbick*** · 11-23-2003, 10:43 PM

don't have a stamp? replace the to: address with the address you are sending it to, and put your address in the from: location... it will go to where you were sending it.

disclaimer: this is fraud. and is not adviseable.

**ViRGo_RK** · 11-23-2003, 10:44 PM

Funny how a 5 cent stamp can get you arrested, eh?

***gerbick*** · 11-23-2003, 10:46 PM

they're 37 cents now, ol' timer.

I guess you remember when snickers were 20 cents too?

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