words of wisdom.... lol....

[gunko2]

anyone has any words of wisdom?
like oldnewbie's:
"An expert is someone who learns more and more about less and less, and eventually knows everything about nothing."....

[nordberg]

"get over it...nobody cares but you."

"islands are nothing more than holes in the ocean."

"the idea that this universe in it's million fold precesion and order is the result of blind chance, is as credible as a print shop blowing up and all the type falling down in the finished and faultless form of the dictionary."

[gunko2]

nice!!!!!
that's what i'm talking about....
anyone else....

[silverx2]

"I never wanted to be famous, I only wanted to be great"~ Ray charles

[Subway]

The superior man thinks always of virtue; the common man things of comfort. - Confucius

We must either find a way or make one. - Hannibal

Always listen to experts. They're tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it. - Robert Heinlen

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you would rather have talked. - Mark Twain

Fredi

[el-Ignoramus]

f life gives you lemons, give them back.
It is better to be pissed off than pissed on

In my book you are successful because you strayed. True failure is never to have the courage to try.


You can't spell manslaughter without Laughter


"The most dangerous enemy is that which no one fears."


"GOD DOES NOT PLAY DICE
WITH THE UNIVERSE."

[EVPohovich]

Sign for any business:

-----------------
Lowest Price
Best Service
Quality Product

You may only choose two.
------------------

[asun2art]

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

God did not create the world in 7 days; he messed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both_ be changed regularly and for the same reason.

Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.


I am having an out of money experience.


Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.

[shadowking]

One test is worth more than 1000 expert opinions.

[silverx2]

elscalators can never break, they can only become stairs. you will never see an escalator out of service sign.. just a escalator temporarily stairs sign.

7/16th of an inch is teh amount of space you would have to move your pinky to not sound like an butt(pgrating achieved)hole

driftwood floats after years of erosion, incoming tide touches roots to expose them, quicksand steals my shooooeees, clouds bring the f-stop blues.

[fospher.com]

"When life gives you lemons - throw them at passing cars"
- ?

"Fear is the great teacher"
- Charles Manson

"The ideology of the ruling class becomes the ideology of the whole society"
- Vladimir Lenin

"People must first go out of their minds before they come to their senses"
- Timothy Leary

"The company man will eventually identify with his employer after years of obedience"
- Robert Anton Wilson

"I want to see some sweet ass combustion"
- Mark Pee

[Olly K]

Happiness is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth

[cartoon guy]

"if you can kill a roach, you can kill a man"

"walking will get you there safely, running might kill you on the way there."

[littleMatt]

It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man -- for precisely the same reasons. - Douglas Adams

[cartoon guy]

"The Internet is a great way to get on the Net."
- Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe."
- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a
federal anti-smoking campaign

[silverx2]

it doesnt matter if you wiggle of dance... the last two drops go in your pants

[asun2art]

- None but a hop-scotch player knows what real happiness is.

- There are more stars in the universe than the total number of words spoken in the entire human existance.

- "No....No.....I won't be your monkey" - Jon S.


- "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
Mariah Carey

Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest


-Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac".
George Carlin


If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.

[japangreg]

Originally posted by littleMatt
It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man -- for precisely the same reasons. - Douglas Adams

=^_^=

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
-Same

[The_lone1]

There is no meaning other than the one you create for yourself
-Myself (well, i haven't seen it written anywhere before except as my msn name)

[gunko2]

here are some:
"Go to heaven for the weather, go to hell for the friends"
-Mark twain

"The devil can quote from the bible too"
-Shakespir (i don't know how to spell....)

"If u want to say the right thing at the right time - you have to shut up most of the time"
-Oskar viald (or something....)

"conscience never prevents people from doing bad things it just prevents full pleasure from them"

"conscience is what hurts you, when others are happy"