Don't you hate it when...

[argonauta]

i broke a windshield with my head once. I had a small cut on my forehead (like 5 milimiters), but so much blood came out so fast that it completelly covered one of my eyes. I thought i had gone blind :P. It just felt so well when i saw that it was only blood, and that my eye was still working ok

[Sybersnake]

did dash run you over?

i never understood how people can go blind by bleeding and having the blood go into your eyes.

[nigella]

My friend was drilling the wall with a black & decker, using a wide edge for the use in concrete, hes wife came to ask him something, at the same time he turned hes head to listen, he forgot to turn off the drill,needless to say he drilled almost all the way to the other side of his wrist.

Now listen to this, hes screaming what shall i do with the drill still working and him trying to pull it out, its funny how the mind thinks, but i simply said put into reverse-it worked & he spent the next 4 hours in op-well almost

Nigel.

[nordberg]

i've had two major slices to my left hand, both building halfpipes back in the day.
i won't get into the details, but in both cases i could easily see the bone.
plus, chicks do dig scars...

[littleMatt]

chicks do dig scars...

[wouter999]

plus, chicks do dig scars...

It adds, err, extra... "friction"?

[WannaBe_80z]

KY makes cuts heal faster.

[wouter999]

I hear a lubed (axe) wound is a good (axe) wound.

Too much? No? Good.

[nordberg]

too much...

[wouter999]

Ooh yes, I went there.

[dudeqwerty]

i am currently recovering from a broken leg, i had the accident 6 months ago and im still on croutches!

i was skateboarding up in london, in a skatepark called xbox base 66(used o be called playstation)

i skate on the vert ramp there on a regular bases.

that day i didnt warm up and i went straight for a 360, bailed it and i went for a knee slide, i didnt put my feet down first so i caught my foot on the coping( the bar at the top of a halfpipe) and i sat on my heel, this made my leg snap and my foot was twisted right around!

i got a spiral fracture starting from my growth plate which extended halfway up my tibia and i also snaped my fibula, i now have 4 screws in my leg and i was ina a cast for 5 months.!

i will post the xrays soon when i get some batteries for my camera,

[nordberg]

geeesh qwerty, that sounds aweful.
i've been skating for 20 years, and seen a lot...but that sounds bad.
but hey, at least your femur is OK!

[dudeqwerty]

yeah man i have seen someone break their femur, but they still recovered faster than me!

[admedia]

mine's still worse.



just kidding.

[WannaBe_80z]

I stubbed my toe going across the room to hit my snooze button for the 4th time...does that count?


no? awww...

[dudeqwerty]

ok found some batteries, here you go..

[silverx2]

Reagen Smash!!! Reagen Smash!!!

[asun2art]

pretty morbid for a monday guys... what gives?

[mg33]

I am going on record as stating that each of your stories made me really uneasy. I've cut my finger pretty horribly with an X-acto knife when I was in architecture school, not needing stitches but basically ruining my Saturday night.

I asked the nurses that, considering the tetanus shot, was it okay for me to drink beer?
A nurse said, "You want to drink a beer?" (and she thought I meant right then and there in the hospital)
I said "No, I want to drink alot of beer. I'm late for a party."

They both kind of laughed and said they figured it would be okay for me to drink alot (while, being nurses, avoiding debating whether or not I really needed to get drunk or not.)

[gesteves]

A dog mauled my face when I was 10.