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    Quote Originally Posted by silverx2
    what do you do with all the money you save on "protection"
    In my day, you didn't need protection with the girls I hung out with. Besides, what's the fun in taking a shower with a raincoat on?

    Aside from that, I spend all my money on computer parts, cable internet and microwave popcorn to eat while reading the coffee lounge bushway.

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    well 33% of my earnings wont be going to a child unless i hear maury say "you are the father"
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    Ah, that kind of protection. Well, go out with girls smart enough to use the pill.

    But, before all this crap about right to life and bombing abortion clinics, it was easy for those who wanted one, to get it. In fact, I suspect there was even a cottage industry springing up where the girls would just go to the guy and say I'm pregnant, get him to fork over the money, then go buy clothes or something with it. Half the female college grads of the day probably worked their way through college that way.

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    Enjoy!

    Idiot. Do not post this type of thing again here or you'll be banned. Use your brain for a change!
    Last edited by Markp.com; 11-10-2005 at 07:32 PM.

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    Dude, there is no way that's FK'in appropriate.

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    Nice needlework. Is that your tailor?

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    Yah, it's got my interest! Where are those pictures!?!
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    A warning to all... Don't post sick pictures please or you'll be banned.

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    Okay sorry. but would it be okay if I someone who wants to see them PM's me and I send a link?

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    Damn must of hurt. I love how you talk about this like it was your daughters bday.

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    I'm on a 3 month "vacation" at the moment. On November 1st, I went to the Apple store here in downtown Auckland. I know a few peeps who work there, so they took me behind into the "warehouse" where they keep all the parts and all that. Massive high place, and well, lets just say that I "hurt myself" trying to pull something off a high shelf. I had about 5 macs and a couple of parts burying my body by the end of it, of which one pierced into the left leg.

    Yeah, fractured leg, or rather, there's a crack in my left "tibia" from me falling off the metal ladder as it crashed down onto me.

    New hatred for Macs

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    Did you have to pay for all the stuff you dropped?

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    I had about 5 macs and a couple of parts burying my body by the end of it, of which one pierced into the left leg.
    It was probably one of those one button mice bit you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silverx2
    well 33% of my earnings wont be going to a child unless i hear maury say "you are the father"

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    haha that's brilliant

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    Quote Originally Posted by gesteves
    Did you have to pay for all the stuff you dropped?
    Nope, they told me they're running an enquiry as to why the place was unorganized though. How that affects me now...I dont understand...

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    Quote Originally Posted by zakp0
    I'm on a 3 month vacation at the moment. On November 1st, I went to the Apple store here in downtown Auckland cause my dad paid them to let me do whatever i wanted. I know a few peeps who work there love money, so they took me behind into the "warehouse"; after i gave them each some of my dads money, where they keep all the parts and all that. Massive high place but not nearly as big as my bedroom, and well, lets just say that I "hurt myself" trying to pull something off a high shelf cause i had never done any manual labor thus my weakness and stupidity. I had about 5 macs and a couple of parts burying my body by the end of it, of which one pierced into the left leg.

    Yeah, fractured leg, or rather, there's a crack in my left "tibia" from me falling off the metal ladder as it crashed down onto me. so now my driver has to drive me everywhere i go:/

    New hatred for Macs cause they don't do what i say, not even when i offer them c-notes in the cd-rom drive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverx2
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    Hahahahahahaha... harsh... but funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markp.com
    harsh... but funny

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    hahahaha, funny indeed.

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