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Things that make you go hummm...
everybody got his secret thing... that thing that you do or love, that thing that if somebody knew, it'd be the end of your social life. not because it's illegal or immoral, but just plain embarrassing, or simply uncool.
so let’s collectively embarrass ours self and get it out there!!!
me, I’m a fan of Tatu
I know it's cheap music, and a lame publicity gimmick. but I can't help it. those girls and their silly songs just do it for me. I hear the first notes and start to dance like I’m in Flashdance or something... and I’m Kevin Smith chubby clones, so you can imagine what I look like doing so. People have been killed for less :P
L'artiste ne vit qu'au travers du regard du public.
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 Originally Posted by jAQUAN
Yeah, like I'm going to throw myself to the FK wolves. Hehe 
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Things that make you go "Hmmm"
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Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
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Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
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Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
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How do a fool and his money GET together?
6.
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
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How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
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If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
9.
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
10.
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
11.
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
12.
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
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Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
18.
What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
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In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
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Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
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How come there aren't B batteries?
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If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
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How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
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Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
26.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
27.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
28.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
30.
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
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Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
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How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
34.
How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?
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How do you throw away a garbage can?
36.
How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
37.
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
38.
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
39.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
40.
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
42.
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
43.
Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
44.
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
45.
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
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Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
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Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
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What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
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When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
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here it is: I read this thread.
Dont flame me to bad.
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Chaos
i have sex with the lights on in a clown outift.
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One day older, one day wiser
"If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"
lame. Dry ice doesn't melt..it sublimates. It doesn't go to a liquid phase....so yes, you can take a bath in CO2 and not get wet.
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Originally Posted by rafiki55
"If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"
lame. Dry ice doesn't melt..it sublimates. It doesn't go to a liquid phase....so yes, you can take a bath in CO2 and not get wet.
Every substance on this planet has a liquid, solid and gas state, just sometimes the temperatures or pressures it takes to get it to those states isn't possible with current technology, but you would still get wet because regardless of the name it would be liquid. That like saying if I take a bath in labbat dry will I get wet? Of course you will and you'll smell like beer.
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i dont get the keep off the grass one. seems pretty sensible to me. 
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supervillain
I seriously like cardboard.
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No!
Originally Posted by gerbick
I seriously like cardboard.
Like, for what, on a hotdog?
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poet and narcisist
I seriously love hamburgers with a fried egg on top
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
And you like barbie? 
Like, for what, on a hotdog?
I bet thats it. Or maybe he just likes it plain. Or with sugar.
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supervillain
Originally Posted by yasunobu13
Like, for what, on a hotdog?
the texture of cardboard... rwowr 
I don't eat paper products... live in a city with a paper mill long enough, you'll never want paper products near your mouth.
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Originally Posted by chuckury
here it is: I read this thread.
Dont flame me to bad.
hey don't blame me for your own cowardness 
i started so we could have a good lagh.. it's not turning out as i expected but it is funny as hell.. loved the petro can sign!
Peace
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L'artiste ne vit qu'au travers du regard du public.
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Gerbs, you're gonna love this PC case
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gezz.. and my cat would have a field day with it.. and can't leave a piece of paper around
L'artiste ne vit qu'au travers du regard du public.
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Originally Posted by Narcissistic D
me, I’m a fan of Tatu
this makes two of us I'm going to see them on Wednesday... for the fith time
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i'm not a big fan myself, but my girlfriend is. she'd be very jealous of you Mecha
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I Mastered Dead Technology
Originally Posted by silverx2
i have sex with the lights on in a clown outift.
how do you get lights inside a clown outfit?
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