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Top 10 Excuses When You're Running Late
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
- The Mahatma.
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Senior Member
Originally Posted by Noiselab
11) I had to take the bus...
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Phantom Flasher...
I was driving round looking for a cheaper petrolstation?
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Peace - Just in Heaven
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
- The Mahatma.
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I was driving round looking for a cheaper petrolstation?
you wanna buy a petrolstation on your way to work?
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Senior Member
Originally Posted by Markp.com
I was driving round looking for a cheap trick...
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HUH?
I got pulled over That one always gets sympathy or at least gives people a good laugh.
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Hairy Member
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FK's Official Mac Hater
Originally Posted by robbmcaulay
12) I was ****ing a hen
You are one disturbed man....
Jason L. Wright
I'm not that hard to imitate. Just make some random negative claim at Apple or anything else for that matter and then have nothing to back it up.
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poet and narcisist
Originally Posted by robbmcaulay
12) I was ****ing a hen
that's no excuse, you could bring the hen to work and keep doing it there
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I Mastered Dead Technology
I usually slip in the side door so lumberg doesn't see me.
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FK'n Elitist Super Mod
I was reading a thread about the Top 10 Excuses When You Are Running Late.
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Retired SCORM Guru
Traffic. No one ever questions that in NJ.
"What really bugs me is that my mom had the audacity to call Flash Kit a bunch of 'inept jack-asses'." - sk8Krog
...and now I have tape all over my face.
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Originally Posted by TallGuyLittleCar
I usually slip in the side door so lumberg doesn't see me.
Haha the best part of Office Space has to be when the guy try's to suffocate himself in his car in his garage, then decides not to commit suicide and backs out and gets nailed by a truck.
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Chaos
#52: was busy blaming canada
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HUH?
He forgot to use protection
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Total Universe Mod
heh, I show up anywhere between 10 and 30 minutes late every day. They're just used to it.
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HUH?
One of my prior reviews:
Supervisor, "You showed up late for work 5 times in the last year."
Me, "I appologize, I have fixed that problem in the past 3 months."
Supervisor, "I still have to take this into consideration when it comes to your raise."
Me, "Yes I realize that."
Supervisor, "It would be nice if we could get you on salary so this wouldn't be an issue. If I was hourly I would be in trouble. I come in 15 - 20 min late 4 out of 5 days a week."
Me, "YUP!" *mumbles under breath *%!&~
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Phantom Flasher...
Originally Posted by jAQUAN
heh, I show up anywhere between 10 and 30 minutes late every day. They're just used to it.
Me too!
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