Someone in the WW3 thread brought up a good Geezer quote and I thought the subject really deserves its own thread.

Remembered by gloo pot:

Dying in a millisecond or dying by being blown into little pieces is still dying. So yes, I say get it the **** over with now and maybe learn something new from it. Like not poking a sleeping bear in the ass with your finger.
My recent favorite:

Whereas, most arab nations would keep their women in barrels with a bunghole in the back, if they could get away with it. The power is in the moolahs, who are crazy as bedbugs and are responsible for keeping every muslim who listens to them in a state of paralyzed mental nothingness.
A classic:

Dude, I did not fall off the turnip wagon and land on my head.
Anyone else have any good ones? (I hope you dont mind Geezer. Just appreciating your phraseology. )