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I'm the perfect client
And on the flipside:
"I'm the perfect client. I'll say yes to anything for fear of appearing ignorant. I'll ask for things I don't need because I saw it somewhere else once, probably on myspace. You'll have to explain every part of my bill to me and I'll never appear satisfied. Why isn't it done yet?"
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Senior Member
true story:
my boss: Just got out of our managers meeting and weve decided to start an email campaign/blast.
me: ummm...ok. what about?
my boss: you tell us. (straight faced)
(I almost crapped my pants)..
on side note:
I think e-tail (software vendors) business is almost as nasty as the used carsales industry. You'd e suprised some of the 'strategies' companies come up with to beat the competition.
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Flashkit historian
Split thread,
This deserves a long and winding thread of it's own.
*waits for Natsia stories*
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Senior Member
I'm the perfect client.
I use the final, launched website as my editing board. I will review it, print each page, make comments on the printouts with a red Sharpie, fax it all back to you so you can edit the site for us.
Story of my life.
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Originally Posted by Frets
*waits for Natsia stories*
Currently working on a project for a government thing (SACENDU) - When its done, you can read aaaaaaaaalllll about it on ze blog.
For now, Im too bloody tired to *****.
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Hairy Member
Originally Posted by Natsia
Im too bloody tired to *****.
The mind boggles
"Wah wah wah Dorothy Parker wah wah wah" - hanratty21
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Flashkit historian
Originally Posted by flipsideguy
I'm the perfect client.
I use the final, launched website as my editing board. I will review it, print each page, make comments on the printouts with a red Sharpie, fax it all back to you so you can edit the site for us.
Story of my life.
Hope you charge by the hour and not the job.
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up to my .as in code
I'm the perfect client...
I'm deaf, mute, blind and rich.
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Originally Posted by robbmcaulay
The mind boggles
Shhh. Savour the moment while it lasts.
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Hairy Member
Originally Posted by Chris_Seahorn
I'm the perfect client...
I'm deaf, mute, blind and rich.
Woooooooooooooo, harsh!
But true
"Wah wah wah Dorothy Parker wah wah wah" - hanratty21
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Chaos
im the perfect client, i want my site to have lots of stuff that flashes, and subliminal porn images so my male customers will be turned on when they buy my tupperware.
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Originally Posted by Frets
Hope you charge by the hour and not the job.
I have an AC clause in my contract.
After a site is launched, and the deadline has been met, I move on to the next project, so post-launch revisions are quite annoying and hinder my workflow.
But in the end I get paid for it so I guess I shouldn't be complaining
Here's anothe one:
I'm the perfect client.
Our site looks great! Thanks! Now, I want our website to be ranked #1 on Google. Can you make that happen?
Me: No, sorry, your site is all Flash. Google doesn't like Flash sites.
Client: Can we change the site to HTML?
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Not fair flipside, that one made my stomach turn.
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Flashkit historian
I'm the perfect client.
So why don't you come over and we'll split a pizza you can show me how this html stuff works and that way I won't have to higher you.
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Flashkit historian
I'm the perfect client
My band is gonna be really famous someday so If you do the job for free you too will be really famous as well
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Originally Posted by Frets
I'm the perfect client
My band is gonna be really famous someday so If you do the job for free you too will be really famous as well
HAHAHA! my firends try to pull that on me all the time. With taking thier photos as well.
"Let us declare nature to be legitimate. All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous."- T. McKenna
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Senior Member
Originally Posted by Natsia
Shhh. Savour the moment while it lasts.
its robmc, nats.. a moments is all you get!
(blink and its done)
(sorry..it was just out there..)
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Noticed.
Back into your corner. dont make me get the hose.
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Hairy Member
Originally Posted by whispers
its robmc, nats.. a moments is all you get!
(blink and its done)
Booooooooooooooooooooo! Cheap shot
"Wah wah wah Dorothy Parker wah wah wah" - hanratty21
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Flashkit historian
I'm the perfect client
What do you mean I can't have google.com as a domain name.
Just think of the hits my site would generate.
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