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    I'm the perfect client

    And on the flipside:

    "I'm the perfect client. I'll say yes to anything for fear of appearing ignorant. I'll ask for things I don't need because I saw it somewhere else once, probably on myspace. You'll have to explain every part of my bill to me and I'll never appear satisfied. Why isn't it done yet?"

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    true story:

    my boss: Just got out of our managers meeting and weve decided to start an email campaign/blast.

    me: ummm...ok. what about?

    my boss: you tell us. (straight faced)

    (I almost crapped my pants)..

    on side note:
    I think e-tail (software vendors) business is almost as nasty as the used carsales industry. You'd e suprised some of the 'strategies' companies come up with to beat the competition.

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    Split thread,

    This deserves a long and winding thread of it's own.

    *waits for Natsia stories*

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    I'm the perfect client.

    I use the final, launched website as my editing board. I will review it, print each page, make comments on the printouts with a red Sharpie, fax it all back to you so you can edit the site for us.

    Story of my life.
    Flipsideguy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frets
    *waits for Natsia stories*
    Currently working on a project for a government thing (SACENDU) - When its done, you can read aaaaaaaaalllll about it on ze blog.
    For now, Im too bloody tired to *****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Natsia
    Im too bloody tired to *****.
    The mind boggles
    "Wah wah wah Dorothy Parker wah wah wah" - hanratty21

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    Quote Originally Posted by flipsideguy
    I'm the perfect client.

    I use the final, launched website as my editing board. I will review it, print each page, make comments on the printouts with a red Sharpie, fax it all back to you so you can edit the site for us.

    Story of my life.
    Hope you charge by the hour and not the job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by robbmcaulay
    The mind boggles
    Shhh. Savour the moment while it lasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris_Seahorn
    I'm the perfect client...

    I'm deaf, mute, blind and rich.
    Woooooooooooooo, harsh!

    But true
    "Wah wah wah Dorothy Parker wah wah wah" - hanratty21

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    im the perfect client, i want my site to have lots of stuff that flashes, and subliminal porn images so my male customers will be turned on when they buy my tupperware.
    GhooooostGIrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl
    https://signup.leagueoflegends.com?ref=4b5493e6c7342
    use the link above if you download league of legends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frets
    Hope you charge by the hour and not the job.
    I have an AC clause in my contract.

    After a site is launched, and the deadline has been met, I move on to the next project, so post-launch revisions are quite annoying and hinder my workflow.

    But in the end I get paid for it so I guess I shouldn't be complaining

    Here's anothe one:

    I'm the perfect client.

    Our site looks great! Thanks! Now, I want our website to be ranked #1 on Google. Can you make that happen?

    Me: No, sorry, your site is all Flash. Google doesn't like Flash sites.

    Client: Can we change the site to HTML?
    Flipsideguy

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    Not fair flipside, that one made my stomach turn.

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    I'm the perfect client.


    So why don't you come over and we'll split a pizza you can show me how this html stuff works and that way I won't have to higher you.

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    I'm the perfect client

    My band is gonna be really famous someday so If you do the job for free you too will be really famous as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frets
    I'm the perfect client

    My band is gonna be really famous someday so If you do the job for free you too will be really famous as well

    HAHAHA! my firends try to pull that on me all the time. With taking thier photos as well.
    "Let us declare nature to be legitimate. All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous."- T. McKenna

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    Quote Originally Posted by Natsia
    Shhh. Savour the moment while it lasts.

    its robmc, nats.. a moments is all you get!
    (blink and its done)

    (sorry..it was just out there..)

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    Noticed.
    Back into your corner. dont make me get the hose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whispers
    its robmc, nats.. a moments is all you get!
    (blink and its done)
    Booooooooooooooooooooo! Cheap shot

    "Wah wah wah Dorothy Parker wah wah wah" - hanratty21

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    I'm the perfect client

    What do you mean I can't have google.com as a domain name.
    Just think of the hits my site would generate.

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