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    Kieth Richards "snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine"

    I think I have now heard it all...

    Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time.

    And in comments published on Tuesday, he said he snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

    "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

    "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared. ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

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    I think that's kind of sweet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aversion
    I think that's kind of sweet.
    Would have thought it'd make it a bit bitter actually...
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    Hey... why not? It can always be worse...

    GARY BUSEY realised his drug-taking had gone too far when he found himself snorting cocaine off every part of his dog's body.

    The LETHAL WEAPON star admits his past cocaine addiction was so strong, he wasn't prepared to let a speck of it go to waste.

    He recalls, "I came home one day, took off my windbreaker, and three bindles of cocaine fell to the floor.

    "Well, my dog CHILLI, who has short hair, came in and laid on her back with her legs in the air, and she rubbed all my cocaine on her back and side. I yelled, 'No Chilli! No!'

    "So I got a straw and I started brushing her hair and snorting where I saw cocaine. Back, butt, side - not a spot was left. It took me 25 minutes to snort all the cocaine the dog had on her coat.

    "The fringe benefits of this were that the fleas, the dog hair, the mud, and the sweat went in my nose too. It's not a good flavour coming off the dog."

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    Quote Originally Posted by gerbick
    It can always be worse...
    I wonder who'll be the first to snort his father's ashes off every part of his dog's body
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    Quote Originally Posted by argonauta
    I wonder who'll be the first to snort his father's ashes mixed with wasabi off every part of his dog's body
    Fixed.

    Ok, just snort wasabi, anything else will not be of importance anyway.

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    mmmmmm, wasabi



    ....that'll clear those sinuses.

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    Been there, done that.

    A whole two tins of Altoids devoured in under 1 minute will do the same thing... everything smelled like peppermint for a full day.

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    altoids do nothing for my breath, but they sure give me the craps

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    Quote Originally Posted by lefteyewilly
    altoids do nothing for my breath, but they sure give me the craps
    Halitosis is a mutha I guess

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    I think this is the key to Richards' immortality.

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    Richards' immortality is due to his having a pact with the Devil.
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    Theres a drink over here that the dutchmen (Afrikaans guys) have called a "snoffel" (snuffle in English), strough rum (this is basically the equivalent of drinking paint thinner) snorted out the bottom of a shot glass...
    I hear it's painful.
    Does that count?

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    Cocaine and human ashes has to do something to your health. Probably is the cure for cancer.

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    Keith Richards has been known to embelish the truth and wind interviewers up on occasion
    "They're very much like scruffy pigs to look at, and they've got big, knobbly warts and lumps all over their long, hairy faces. They are very, very ugly indeed..."

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    Swampy!
    It lives!
    Where've you been?

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    i heard he got a haircut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Natsia
    Swampy!
    It lives!
    Where've you been?

    I got a new job at christmas and have been chained to the desk since
    "They're very much like scruffy pigs to look at, and they've got big, knobbly warts and lumps all over their long, hairy faces. They are very, very ugly indeed..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by silverx2
    i heard he got a haircut.

    I now have to cover my cranium in order to keep warm.

    "They're very much like scruffy pigs to look at, and they've got big, knobbly warts and lumps all over their long, hairy faces. They are very, very ugly indeed..."

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