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  1. 09-07-2007, 02:59 AM #1
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    Ninja robs store... in Minnesota.

    Man Tries To Rob Store Dressed As Ninja

    (CBS) RICHFIELD, Minn. Richfield, Minn. police are looking for a man who attempted to rob a Lunds grocery store in Richfield Saturday evening dressed as a ninja.

    According to authorities, the suspect entered the store at about 10:30 p.m. dressed in skin-tight black clothing and armed with a samurai-style sword.

    The suspect stood in line before he demanded the cashier turn over the money in the register, reportedly waving his sword in the air.

    The cashier and other customers inside thought the suspect was pulling a prank. The cashier refused to give the suspect the money and he fled the scene.

    Richfield Police were called. They searched the neighborhood for the suspect but he managed to slip away into the night in the manner of a ninja.
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  2. 09-07-2007, 03:07 AM #2
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    A true ninja would have decapitated everyone before leaving with the cash. Um, that is assuming a true ninja would ever stoop to robbing a grocery store...

    And he waited in line before making his demands?!? That just might be the funniest part of the whole thing.
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  3. 09-07-2007, 03:42 AM #3
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    He needed the money to raise a war chest! VIVA LE NINJA REVOLUTION!!!
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  4. 09-07-2007, 04:34 AM #4
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    I can't believe he fled without exploding that smoke powder thing! A disgrace really..
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  5. 09-07-2007, 10:58 AM #5
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    It obviously wasnt me...I never wear my backpack while sporting my full ninja suit.
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  6. 09-07-2007, 11:44 AM #6
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    when are those rookies gonna learn! you cant wear solid black in an urban enviroment, you need to go with a gray camo.

    stupid newbtard ninja.
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  7. 09-07-2007, 11:44 AM #7
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    and wtf is up with his feet/calves is he wearing sheep skin boots or is he just barefoot.
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  8. 09-07-2007, 11:53 AM #8
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    He is shod only in unfettered shame as far as I am concerned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverx2
    ...sheep skin boots or is he just bigfoot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverx2
    and wtf is up with his feet/calves is he wearing sheep skin boots or is he just barefoot.
    I was thinking the same thing...
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  11. 09-07-2007, 03:01 PM #11
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    Nah. He was wearing Uggs.

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    So what are you saying, that he was Canadian?
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