Bad News Santa is Dead!!!

[iLKaN]

Originally posted by iCEBERG2000

Originally posted by iLKaN
I did NOTT KILLED HIIMMMMMMM!!
Am I a 747?

you mean a 187
like 5 - 0 5 - 0!
hehehe

iCEBERG

No! That is a model of plane
Dont you know? heheheheh!!

[The Grey Mage]

Rudolph "Red Nose" Raindeer was in a physicality, you say?
Well, dont you think its a little TOO comfortable?

[Scills]

Originally posted by Markp.com

Originally posted by iCEBERG2000
LOL liked it Bill,

I guess they are hiring in that position now, since Santa died! I'll apply folks!



later
iCEBERG

I have three candidates... Jezza, Pope and Scills... they are all the right shape

Nope, I have another idea, wait until I get to the office and those board admin pages Mr MarkP!

[OKjoe]

Can you belive it, he isnt dead!

Just today, i was in the car, when i noticed a weird person driving a car in front of me... i went in to take a look, and it was the one and only Santa driving a 1985 (around) Toyota! And of course in the passenger seat was Mrs. Clause!

Now, i dont know what santa was driving a old crappy, and in my neighbourhood, but it sure was fun!

This is no joke, i saw him! He is alive!

Lata
-Merry Christmas

[Scills]

I can tell you it's Christmas day in .au and the Fat B%#$%d didn't stop at my place last night Santa is dead!

[Pope de Flash]

The Dead Santa Blues



waaah waah waah waant.

Well its Christmas morning

waaah waah waah waant.

I got up from my bed

waaah waah waah waant.

I went to see what Santa had left me;

I found out he was Dead.!!

Oh it aint Christmas' baby

if the fat boy aint around.

But I hear that that jet

has put him six feet ,

yeah six feet baby,

yeah six feet under ground.


waaah waah waah waant.

One things for sure

I got the, Dead Santa Blues







[Edited by Pope de Flash on 12-24-2000 at 07:23 PM]

[OKjoe]

Originally posted by Pope de Flash
The Dead Santa Blues



waaah waah waah waant.

Well its Christmas morning

waaah waah waah waant.

I got up from my bed

waaah waah waah waant.

I went to see what Santa had left me;

I found out he was Dead.!!

Oh it aint Christmas' baby

if the fat boy aint around.

But I hear that that jet

has put him six feet ,

yeah six feet baby,

yeah six feet under ground.


waaah waah waah waant.

One things for sure

I got the, Dead Santa Blues







[Edited by Pope de Flash on 12-24-2000 at 07:23 PM]

Clever, BUT HE ISNT DEAD!

[Pope de Flash]

Steve you might want to check near the furnace for you present

[morpheas]

HE ISNT DEAD!!!! PRAISE THE LORD HALILOULIA!!!!!
Palm Top with no broken teeth

[Pope de Flash]

dude you saw one of those grocery store wana be Santa dudes. I have footage of him getting eaten up by that jet. I should have it up on the web sometime tonight.

[Pope de Flash]

They say people who cant handel the truth somtimes go into denial and end up in serious therapy for years and years. Dont do that to yourself and face the fact that he is gone.

[morpheas]

NOOOOO!!!OOOO!!!OOOO.....sob sob - I dont like the tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny isnt much fun....Atleast Santa Used to go HOHOHOHO and the Tooth Fairy has A cool little wand The Bunny HOPs and gives you a headache!!!!!NOOOO

[Pope de Flash]

The only Ho Ho Ho involved with Santa now is a Hoe that you would use to dig him up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[morpheas]

WHY ARE YOU RUBBING IT IN!!! YOUR NO POPE!!!YOUR ONLY YOUR ONLY DA FLASH!!!!

[Pope de Flash]

I feel just as bad as you do, I just dont want that poor fellow to think that Santa is going to visit him tonight. Would you want a Pope who would lie to you?

[morpheas]

AHH!!!!!!!!!! (O.K this is getting very dramatic)HHHHH!!!!

[morpheas]

AHH!!!!!!!!!! (O.K this is getting very dramatic)HHHHH!!!!
sCINe your a Pope and all will you get me the Compaq Palm Top????

[Pope de Flash]

Uh, no that would be up to your parents or you. I believe in self reliance and hard work.

[morpheas]

well thats really stinks...first you kill santa then you do this!!!

[Pope de Flash]

Just sending it up to the top for Jezza's benifit Sorry Jezza Santa is dead.