Bad News Santa is Dead!!!

[Pope de Flash]

Associated Press - Yesterday during a test flight of his new
sleigh Santa Claus (St. Nicolas) was sucked into the intake of a 747 jumbo jet. Santa, two elves and 6 of the rain deer were reduced to a slurry of de-animated do gooders. The accident happened over the province of Labrador in Canada where Santa had a remote research and development center for sleigh aerodynamic. Santa is survived by his wife Mrs. Claus and the three reindeer that survived the horrific accident Comet and Donnar, Rudolph was not on the sleigh when the accident happened but was at the physicality. The CAC Canadian Air Commission is investigating the accident. Funeral services for the remains are being planed and details will come in a few days. Elton John is reported to be recording a special version of Santa Claus is coming (not coming) to town, for the celebration of Santa's life.

[DigitalOne]

no! Santa! tee hee, good one, Pope!

[iLKaN]

LoLL Pope!
Where did you see it? In a thread?

[Markp.com]

Pope, your grammar is terrible!

[iCEBERG2000]

LOL liked it Bill,

I guess they are hiring in that position now, since Santa died! I'll apply folks!



later
iCEBERG

[Markp.com]

Originally posted by iCEBERG2000
LOL liked it Bill,

I guess they are hiring in that position now, since Santa died! I'll apply folks!



later
iCEBERG

I have three candidates... Jezza, Pope and Scills... they are all the right shape

[iCEBERG2000]

Originally posted by Markp.com

Originally posted by iCEBERG2000
LOL liked it Bill,

I guess they are hiring in that position now, since Santa died! I'll apply folks!



later
iCEBERG

I have three candidates... Jezza, Pope and Scills... they are all the right shape

hehehe is that right, LOL.
Well I guess I'll apply after X-mas again when I have the right shape also, hehehe

later
iCEBERG

[morpheas]

Does this mean im not getting a Palm Top for Christmas...Oh well theres always the tooth Fairy, or is she also dead?

[iLKaN]

Palm?
I think that fairy is for emergency She'll come, dont worry

[morpheas]

YES!!!! Im getting the Compaq one...please ill break 2 teeth...

[HTTP403]

hehe lol

i thought santa died because ilkan killed him ?

[iLKaN]

I did NOTT KILLED HIIMMMMMMM!!
Am I a 747?

[HTTP403]

sorry dude

i missunderstood u

hehe

[iLKaN]

ok man!! not importantt

[morpheas]

So who was the murderer...

[iCEBERG2000]

Originally posted by iLKaN
I did NOTT KILLED HIIMMMMMMM!!
Am I a 747?

you mean a 187
like 5 - 0 5 - 0!
hehehe

iCEBERG

[morpheas]

[Pope de Flash]

Thanks Markp for checking my grammer. Thats what this thread was all about

[Markp.com]

Originally posted by Pope de Flash
Thanks Markp for checking my grammer. Thats what this thread was all about

Good, good... glad you understand, sonny.

p.s. How big is your footer?

[Pope de Flash]

Sonny? I am a bit older than you wiper snaper!!!!

Oh and ilkan I have a tee shirt with a Far Side cartoon with santa smashed on the front of the airplane on it. I had no clue you had even posted. Just dumb luck we both posted the same thing. Regards, Bill