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  1. 03-30-2008, 11:14 PM #1
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    Caption my creepy little bathroom figurine.

    Ok loungers, I'm been meaning to post this for the last 4 or 5 years and never got around to doing it... of course, now that I have a ton of work to do and absolutely no time to screw off... well, you get the picture... literally.



    This creepy little figurine came with the house when we bought it (along with a ton of other garbage from the former owner who burst a lung and died on the kitchen floor).
    It was in the bathroom when we moved in and it just kinda stayed in the bathroom since then.... don't ask me why.

    Anyway, it always perplexed me why anyone would ever make a statue of a little naked boy with runny mascara and red lipstick holding his finger out to a one-eyed deer (there's no eye painted on the other side of it's head) that seems to be presenting it's ass in some wierd and twisted form of anticipation for Dinsey-meets-OZ prison sex.

    So your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to provide a caption for this adorable little scene.
    I have already exhausted the little voice in my head that screams out juvenile witticisms every time I've gone to the bathroom for the last half a decade... now it's time for fresh minds to have a go at it.

    Feel free to request a different photo of protologist-boy and his pet deer if neccessary.
    I'll be happy to oblige if the setting you require is available and it doesn't take too much effort on my part to shoot it.

    Afterwards I'd like to send him on a vacation around the world to have his photo taken in each Coffee Lounger's city and/or with each CLer to make a little project out of him.
    I'll need everyone who's game to participate send me their mailing address so I can plan out his itinerary.


    btw, isn't it amazing what seems like a good idea at the time when you're drunk and on painkillers while recovering from surgery...?
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  4. 03-31-2008, 12:40 AM #4
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    Thanks for getting the ball rolling HR.


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