Robot hookers- cheating?

[WannaBe_80z]

Between Japanese kissing robots and full-sized "love dolls," it's clear to us that all aspects of technology are barreling toward one inevitable invention: robot hookers.

We're not scientists, so don't ask us any technical questions, but there's one aspect of this phenomenon to which we've given a lot of thought. Is having sex with an ultra-realistic robot hooker cheating? We've considered the issue from every angle, because you want to be prepared when the future arrives.

It's not cheating: A robot hooker is just a machine, so having sex with one is like using a vibrator for women. Purchasing a little robot companionship is perfect because there's no chance of STDs or emotional attachments. My girlfriend should be happy I'm just down at the robot brothel instead of hooking up with flesh-and-blood women at the bar.

It is cheating: With advanced technology, having sex with a robot hooker is too much like really cheating. For all intents and purposes, you're having sex with another woman. Plus, what if you want to buy your own robot hooker and keep her in the closet at home? It's a thin line between robot hooker and robot girlfriend.

Bonus questions: What if the robot hooker looks like a celebrity? What if she looks like a person you know? Can your girlfriend visit a robot gigolo?

Interesting question. There are already some technosexuals out there that have open relationships with love dolls and the like.

[gerbick]

there is no such thing as a "technosexual"... call it for what it is.... a geek with more money than pick up lines.

[WannaBe_80z]

haha.

[jAQUAN]

What does is say about the asian culture? I just saw a report yesterday that there is a restaurant in I think Japan that only asian women go to because they are waited on by American men. They say it's because basically their men are pussies.

[gerbick]

I'm taking donations for the next flight to Tokyo.

[gotoAndCrash]

[jAQUAN]

[Frets]

A friend of mines wife claimed anything is cheating if it applied to him
Nothing was cheating if it applied to her.

Needless to say they are divorced and she still gets pissed off when he dates women, but it doesn't stop her from playing the field.


I don't understand why it's acceptable for women to have toys and men not to.

[yasunobu13]

Of course it's not cheating. Men who would visit a robot hooker wouldn't have girlfriends or wives in the first place.

[swampy]

men who use their hand could equally be accused of cheating

[koolbabs2000]

It will be way to much for the normal tool to handle !!!
Have they developed any tool that can satisfy these robots ?

[pea3698]

I just can't wait to see the report of the unlucky guy that gets his wang yanked off by a malfunctioning robot.
"I swear I pressed the grande button but it kept going to petite."

[Napalm]

...or a rare mutant disease that makes your knob rust off.

[gotoAndCrash]

The deciding factor that separates the women from the toys :

[gerbick]

wear a rubber. it'll insulate you.

*evil eyes*

[WannaBe_80z]

First google search result for "rubber suit"

[gotoAndCrash]

wear a rubber. it'll insulate you.

Although now they'll have to make "Titaniums"...
...& they won't need any of that 'ribbed for her pleasure' crap!

[J-Luv]

this whole process of cheating with a robot hooker sounds painful.

[gotoAndCrash]

this whole process of cheating with a robot hooker sounds painful.

Don't knock it 'til we've tried it!
You know what else sounds painful? Circumcision! ...& we do that.
& what if those robot hookers could get pregnant?
- would you end up with little iPods, or microwaves, or something?
Can you imagine what would happen to your robot hooker when it was "in the shop"? ...filthy mechanics.

Never-the-less, I'd like to pre-order 2, please.

[WannaBe_80z]

These already exist so no need to pre order. Just like the movie above: "Lars and the realdoll"

google it.