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  1. 03-12-2009, 11:14 PM #1
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    Musical jokes ...got any?

    I heard this earlier today and it made me laugh -

    Q/ What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

    A/ you only have to punch information into a drum machine once.

    ...so if anyone has any banjo or accordion jokes, I need a cheap laugh.

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    I should have gone direct to google

    banjo jokes - http://bluegrassbanjo.org/banjokes.html

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    What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?






    Homeless.
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    Q: How do you get a guitarist off your doorstep?

    A: Pay for the pizza.

    Q: How do you know the stage is level?

    A: The bassist is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

    Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: 100. 1 to change the light bulb and 99 to stand there and say, "I could have done that."
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    what did chris brown say when asked "man how can you hit a women?"

    "you need to aim lower"
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  6. 03-13-2009, 03:20 PM #6
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    Q/ what does 'new age' music sound like played backwards?

    A/ new age music.
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    Q/ Why don't trumpet players play the piano?

    A/ A piano is too big to upend to drain out the spit.
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    So two guys were walking down the street. A musician and another guy without any money.

    How can you tell when the singer is out of tune?
    His lips are moving.

    What does a drummer use for contraception?
    His personality.

    How do you stop a guitarist?
    Put sheet music infront of him.

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    What's better than roses on your piano?

    Tulips on your organ.
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    Q. How do you tell if there is a drummer at the door?
    A. The knocks get faster.

    Q. What do when a viola player dies?
    A. Move them one desk back.
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  11. 03-16-2009, 11:45 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy Pixel View Post
    What's better than roses on your piano?

    Tulips on your organ.
    ^ LOL ^

    2 drums fall of a cliff.

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