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  1. 07-24-2006, 01:25 PM #1
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    How to NOT act after a date.

    True story...
    I changed the title to a more fitting one...

    Sorry if this is old, I searched and found nothing. Seems it's been circulating for a few weeks now.

    This was E-mailed to me because one of my buddies from high school that recently came for a visit is addicted to match.com. As often as he could he was checking his E-mail for some new.....match. After he went back to Pa. I got an E-mail that he had actually met 2 different women from the site.....with the P.S. of "obviously curvy means 250lbs. or more." He he, what normal person signs up at one of these sites? And for the record.....my buddy has some issues, which is why he signed up.

    Our story opens with some background: For the uninitiated, (those who don't live in either New York, Florida, Los Angeles, or Israel,) J-Date is match.com for Jews. I've used it. I've had a few good dates from it, a few horrible dates from it, like most everyone has.

    And when you have one of those horrible dates, you chalk it up. "Oh, it was just dinner," you say.

    That's life. There'll be other dates. Right?

    I mean, that's what we all do, yes?

    NOT DARREN SHERMAN. Darren just felt... Well, "wronged."
    Go read the whole story and listen to the voicemails.....I was rolling on the floor. What a loser!!
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  2. 07-24-2006, 01:41 PM #2
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    I really don't think that's funny... and besides, she still hasn't paid me my $50 bucks yet...





    And on another note... Pwhahahahahahaha
    That is comic gold. Good find, E.
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    Holy crap that's nuts. The minute he threatened to call her employer, she should've slapped him with a harassment suit.
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    Damn double posts..
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    he reminded me so much of Seinfeld's George! lol.

    It must be creepy though, going on blind dates? you never know what kind of freak you're going to meet.
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  7. 07-24-2006, 01:45 PM #6
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    TWO DOLLARS!

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    ...and now I have tape all over my face.
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    HA HA HA that is soooo funny pooor Joanna.
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  9. 07-24-2006, 01:57 PM #8
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    Silver just sent me this link.....sad thing, I've actually dated a ***** like that.

    http://ubersite.com/m/27916

    Run.....run indeed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by EVPohovich
    http://ubersite.com/m/27916

    Run.....run indeed!
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    omg, and I thought I had bad luck with guys?
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    Haha, what a moron!

    Great find, I especially like the saved voicemail!
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    read it, and I just gotta say, that it just ain't right. People like that, should get some professional help. Seriously.

    Still, it was pretty funny, in a creepy kind of way.
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    I just told a friend about those links and was just like those people on that jewish dating service are CRAZY. All he had to say to that was "I am dating a jew BTW." and stopped chatting back...
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    it shouldnt matter what her religion is, thats funny stuff i dont care who you are.
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    It was hilarious and trust me, there are people that crazy in every religion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EVPohovich
    Silver just sent me this link.....sad thing, I've actually dated a ***** like that.

    http://ubersite.com/m/27916

    Run.....run indeed!
    hahaha, thats awesome.
    Who gives a crap if she was calling you Methusela, bang the ***** six ways to the Sabbath. Dumb fakeass story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAlexC
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    oh. ha. ha. funny.

    See if I ever tell you anything again.

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