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  1. 12-30-2005, 03:19 PM #1
    yasunobu13
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    Panexa

    No matter what you do or where you go, you're always going to be yourself. And Panexa knows this. Your lifestyle is one of the biggest factors in choosing how to live. Why trust it to anything less? Panexa is proven to provide more medication to those who take it than any other comparable solution. Panexa is the right choice, the safe choice. The only choice.

    PLEASE READ THIS SUMMARY CAREFULLY, THEN ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT PANEXA AND HOW TO PROVIDE YOU WITH LARGE QUANTITIES. THIS ADVERTISEMENT DOES NOT TAKE THE PLACE OF ADVICE FROM YOUR DOCTOR; RATHER, IT PROVIDES YOU WITH NEW INFORMATION ABOUT NEW DRUGS YOU COULD BE USING.

    PANEXA is a prescription drug that should only be taken by patients experiencing one of the following disorders: metabolism, binocular vision, digestion (solid and liquid), circulation, menstruation, cognition, osculation, extremes of emotion. For patients with coronary heart condition (CHC) or two separate feet (2SF), the dosage of PANEXA should be doubled to ensure that twice the number of pills are being consumed. PANEXA can also be utilized to decrease the risk of death caused by not taking PANEXA, being beaten to death by oscelots, or death relating from complications arising from seeing too much of the color lavender. Epileptic patients should take care to ensure tight, careful grips on containers of PANEXA, in order to secure their contents in the event of a seizure, caused by PANEXA or otherwise.
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  2. 12-30-2005, 03:37 PM #2
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    haha
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  3. 12-30-2005, 03:49 PM #3
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    I dont get it. So what does it do? :S

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  4. 12-30-2005, 03:53 PM #4
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    Did you read it at all?

    Go to the site maybe it will hit you then.

    two separate feet (2SF)
    HAHA! that is the best part of the quote posted above
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  6. 01-02-2006, 05:51 PM #5
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    I do have a problem of being beaten to death by ocelots. Maybe I should take Panexa?
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